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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grem posted:

He was only 24 years older than me?

I remember watching a video that had him in it like....24 years ago. I always remembered it as "that old gently caress doing really weird poo poo". Like he looked 60 at best! He was as old as I am now!

that's a weird thing to say. stop being weird

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Grem posted:

He was only 24 years older than me?

I remember watching a video that had him in it like....24 years ago. I always remembered it as "that old gently caress doing really weird poo poo". Like he looked 60 at best! He was as old as I am now!

do you also wear a cowboy hat everywhere and look like a grimacing lizard

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that's a weird thing to say. stop being weird

Lol

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I thought he went to jail for the sexual assaults and not something something obscenity.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Volcott posted:

I thought he went to jail for the sexual assaults and not something something obscenity.

no he went to jail for selling videos of chicks pissing in the midwest

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Grem posted:

He was only 24 years older than me?

I remember watching a video that had him in it like....24 years ago. I always remembered it as "that old gently caress doing really weird poo poo". Like he looked 60 at best! He was as old as I am now!

Man, I've had internet access since 1996 and I've managed to avoid seeing any of his videos. You had to go out of your way to see that.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

It was in like a VHS with a bunch of random scenes, I think I bought it in literally my first time in a porn store at 17 years old, no clue what I was doing or what anything was.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Grem posted:

It was in like a VHS with a bunch of random scenes, I think I bought it in literally my first time in a porn store at 17 years old, no clue what I was doing or what anything was.

y or n do you wear a cowboy hat and look like a grimacing lizard

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

MrQwerty posted:

y or n do you wear a cowboy hat and look like a grimacing lizard

n, that has never been my thing

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

quote:

The sexual situations depicted in Max Hardcore's films frequently include acts such as urinating on his female co-stars, fisting them, or inserting specula into their anuses or vaginas and widening them to extreme degree.[6] There are also scenes wherein the actresses, at his direction, vomit or blow mucus into their mouths or on themselves, or drink urine from their anuses using a tube.[7] Films by Max Hardcore often depict their director and star inflicting apparent pain and humiliation on his co-stars.[8]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uyIf-utSUU&t=39s

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Out of all my years looking at pornography on the internet, I have never encountered his material. I think the reason why is because I'm not a loving weirdo.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I thought that was the jackass guy :confused:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Edward Mass posted:

Out of all my years looking at pornography on the internet, I have never encountered his material. I think the reason why is because I'm not a loving weirdo.

Maybe you're actually a weirdo.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

I wanna say about 25 years ago, when porno movies were harder to come by for people with lovely computers, my friend Houde recorded 6 hours of porn for me off of satellite. He just hit record and went to sleep and gave me the tape the next day. The majority of it was a 5 hour anal compilation with several Max Hardcore scenes full of piss and gagging and everything. The women all looked super embarrassed to be there. Mostly it just bummed me out. Thanks a lot, Houde.

That's my Max Hardcore story. I did not enjoy his work, but I only saw a small piece of it really. Hard to judge a man's body of work from such a small sample.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

So vile even the most ardent first amendment crusaders said “Nah”.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
What a piece of poo poo

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

DangerDummy! posted:


That's my Max Hardcore story. I did not enjoy his work, but I only saw a small piece of it really. Hard to judge a man's body of work from such a small sample.

Hahaha

He holds a “special” place in my heart because the GBS thread about his conviction on obscenity charges is the first thread I can remember reading, back in like 2007. Even though libertarianism was the common political stance at the time, even most goons were forced to agree that he wasn’t worth defending.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

:rip:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



People who like sex where the woman isn't enjoying it are people who women could never possibly enjoy sex with.

I'm glad this loser is dead.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

bloodysabbath posted:

If this is the case then I retract the previous statement and he can go gently caress himself.

Really he can go gently caress himself regardless.

The child porn charges were because a women in some video 'acted underage', and were dropped because no matter how she was acting, she was of legal age and no actual minors were involved. The general obscenity charges were because the Bush admin wanted to declare war on porn, and this guy's stuff was gross and that made him an easy target. It was also around that time that they started to lean on payment processors to cut ties with sites under the guise that "porn funds terrorism".

This guy was an rear end in a top hat who treated women like poo poo, and the people going after him were puritanical hypocrites trying to legislate morality (who had no problem with starting two actual wars). There was nobody to cheer for there.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Volcott posted:

I thought he went to jail for the sexual assaults and not something something obscenity.

iirc he went to jail for something like distribution of obscene content, because one of his videos showed something that violated Florida's state obscenity laws. He definitely should've been busted for sexual assault, though.

I don't know if the thing Mumpy Puffinz mentioned about him loving an underage girl actually happened or not, but I wouldn't put it past him.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I couldn't relate to any of his work because if I'm having sex, I'm always the one crying

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Very thankful that the_franz was here to set us straight about how the abusive rapist wasn't actually THAT bad.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Very thankful that the_franz was here to set us straight about how the abusive rapist wasn't actually THAT bad.

yea thank god

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
TIL Max Hardcore and Max Headroom aren't the same thing

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


YeahTubaMike posted:

TIL Max Hardcore and Max Headroom aren't the same thing

jesus christ lol a violent rapist with a rubber head

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Still wishing this guy to rest in piss

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
Resting is piss is what he would have wanted. RIP America’s sweetheart.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

His last name was Little, so his fatal mistake was calling himself Max Hardcore instead of Little Hardcore. Then if the government got involved he could explain that no, those two women aren’t fisting each other, they’re just demonstrating an alternative way of shaking hands in friendship. :angel:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
didn't he throat gently caress 15 year old girls, thought that was why his videos got taken down

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lots of goons have encyclopedic amount of knowledge about this freak. Maybe the site pornographer (who killed 2 or 3 of his wives allegedly) can weigh in.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Edward Mass posted:

Out of all my years looking at pornography on the internet, I have never encountered his material. I think the reason why is because I'm not a loving weirdo.

Thats weird dude. Early 2000s you couldnt even go to yahoo sports without seeing a 320p clip of him using some poor girl's tonsils as a speedbag. poo poo was everywhere.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m glad he’s dead and I hope it was painful and frightening

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m glad he’s dead and I hope it was painful and frightening

I have never died, but death is always painful and frightening

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Thats weird dude. Early 2000s you couldnt even go to yahoo sports without seeing a 320p clip of him using some poor girl's tonsils as a speedbag. poo poo was everywhere.

Then you and I must have travelled in very different online communities. I've only ever encountered discussion of him in three places, the rotten.com library, and old ask/tell thread from a guy who worked in a porn shop* and an old documentary on the UK's Channel 5.

*I remember a few things from that thread. Him and his co-worker would play a game. Watch a short clip from Max Hardcore film then turn directly to each other and try not to break eye contact. Neither of them lasted more than a few seconds.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Paul F. Tompkins did fetish porn? Anyway RIP, I liked him in Mr. Show.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
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The Butcher fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Apr 1, 2023

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
I enjoy it when terrible people die. :)

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Good. gently caress that guy

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lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost
Funny meme for the goonmunity tonight

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