UFC/MMA April: wrestling ruins everything around me

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Who should get the next welterweight title shot? This poll is closed.
Colby Covington	2	3.51%
Belal Muhammad	17	29.82%
Shavkat Rakhmonov	3	5.26%
Matt Serra	26	45.61%
Marius Zaromskis	4	7.02%
Ben Quadrinaros	5	8.77%
Total:	57 votes

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Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

wme: fake fights and pro wrestling

# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 01:54

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:19

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Vengarr posted:

Can nothing kill Vince McMahon? How did he come back from stealing company money to pay hush money to his sexual abuse victims?

as i understand it, vince left in shame and then realized he had enough shares to do whatever he wanted with the company. then did whatever he wanted with the company giving nary a gently caress about being known as a piece of poo poo carny because he's in the piece of poo poo carny business

# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 19:24

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jesus christ, ufc. i wish fight circus bought you out instead of the talent agency

# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 02:18

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Mr. Nice! posted:

I hope Jerry is back.

buddy, have i got good news for you on this good friday

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 00:27

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

if bellator gets bought, i assume scott coker will go and start "punchman f.c." or whatever and do it all over again like an MMA sisyphus

# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 21:38

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

LobsterMobster posted:

Oh poo poo, just found out Sam Alvey is fighting a 5-12 z-league trashweight like 30 minutes from where I live next month

I wonder if I should go For Science

be careful where you sit or you may get credited for a win over scabbin' sam. it appears that they give those out like flyers in vegas

# ¿ Apr 14, 2023 20:20

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

shields should get knocked out doing things more often

# ¿ Apr 17, 2023 01:57

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

my thong poon chest tattoo gets me a lot of disgusted looks at the beach. this guy is obviously much cooler than me

# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 19:36

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

borg is saying he's gonna retire now. works for me! if missing weight were a contest, he'd be the GOAT

e: source

https://twitter.com/mmamania/status/1649541021653667841?t=-IFupABv3dHFEEsYFVgtow&s=19

# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 00:02

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

c'mon, he blasted jorge rivera into the fourth row!

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 20:43

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Tim Sylvia we should ban though, gently caress that guy.

hey, matt hughes posts here!

# ¿ Apr 26, 2023 15:51

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:19

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Kragger99 posted:

Yikes, he might have to visit Josh Neer.

all-time nickname! i had to go look to see what hes up to now, and he's apparently a bare knuckle boxer and i hope his brain's OK

# ¿ May 1, 2023 18:00

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