UFC/MMA April: wrestling ruins everything around me

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Who should get the next welterweight title shot? This poll is closed.
Colby Covington	2	3.51%
Belal Muhammad	17	29.82%
Shavkat Rakhmonov	3	5.26%
Matt Serra	26	45.61%
Marius Zaromskis	4	7.02%
Ben Quadrinaros	5	8.77%
Total:	57 votes

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/catchnewz/status/1643244755667636225?s=46&t=TIJK55eBdIDyMeqNNPIWug

Seth Rollins learns his segment has been cut while he is already in the ring.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 15:59

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:44

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

LobsterMobster posted:

Believe it or not, but this is Bellator attempting to get people to care about Danny Sabatello's next fight

https://twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/1644037256519516162?t=9TOZ3FXPLj9_lsl_g48D7g&s=19

granted, there isn't much to work with, but yikes

they deleted it i think because everyone dunked on them

# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 23:58

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/1644365855722184707?t=WqFT5G66G15xPFLeuJb-jA&s=19

Will Endeavour do it

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 06:41

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

blue footed boobie posted:

Is it against the rules for a guy to go into a fight extremely well moisturized? I know they can’t go in with substances on them, but I didn’t know about lotion that comes out as you sweat.

Sexyama did it against Sakuraba on tape, applied six bottles of lotion on camera and got disqualified after the fact. His real punishment was when he got to the UFC and Joe Silva booked him to get beaten increasingly more viciously.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 01:09

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ilmucche posted:

Clay Guida on the main card in 2023

he needs to win another Cazadores Spirit Award

# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 22:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ilmucche posted:

meant to post this here, but posted in the wwf thread by accident. This merger is killing me, I'd never clicked on the wrestling thread before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHxsv3-3cCk&t=20s

dont worry its relevant as Henry Cehudo is coming back and he once appeared on AEW

so he was around normal sized and big people

# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 23:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/1647438579327717376?t=g_PRuf6LhlWKvvkTNHgCxA&s=19

Jon Jones just hosed Dana to leverage his contract.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2023 10:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Trump
Elon
Zuck

Two bullets

# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 04:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Holy poo poo TKZ fought for the title last year?

The current featherweight champion is one of the greatest fighters of all time in being an all-rounder who is great at literally everything. He's like a smaller GSP. TKZ fighting him is about what you'd think from a TKZ v GSP fight going like.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 05:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8dhMF3IqbY&t=130s

How have I never seen this before

# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 17:01

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Fedor v Tim Sylvia is the only Fedor victory fight that deserves to live on forever.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 16:09

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

CarlCX posted:

Also as long as we're going through all the depressing poo poo today: The coroner's report came out and "Stephan Bonnar died from heart problems" line was either a respectful cover or misunderstanding, he ODed on fentanyl.

It's a sad state when steroid abuse inducing heart failure at a young age is the respectful death.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 01:57

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The saddest news possible

Tim Sylvia's next slap fight is against Mark Coleman.

I wish I was lying.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 02:08

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

chaleski posted:

Is that the fight where Rogan screamed NOOO after he lost? I think they edited it out later on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpxzsPS4vGg&t=1278s

# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 01:52

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Alekseeva missed weight by 5 lbs but the fights still on because it's women's pseudo featherweight and they won't just kill the fake division.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 00:57

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Benson Cunningham posted:

May: watch Sumo May basho you loving plebs

# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 15:42

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:44

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJTJR83wWfI

# ¿ May 1, 2023 05:36

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