Jonah Galtberg posted:

is captain invictus really going to be in here posting his vtuber-adjacent waifus without incident? sagas is dead, jeff left it closed too long and killed the vibe

The Saddest Rhino posted:

fun hater posted:

that one is chibisoma who is one of those people who seems to haunt every corner of the internet and is loathed everywhere they go lol

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

can spend 8000 dollars to voice a character that talks in stupid grunts and gibberish but cant buy a new controller smh

Drinkslinger posted:

Fair enough, I know I was being snide with my earlier "oh he only got 12 hours lol" comment so I'll leave it at that

Meanwhile:

I got as far as the initial space flight, then realised I was utterly terrible at piloting the craft, crashed several times, and kinda gave up at that point

It probably didn't help that I perpetually have the No Man's Sky disc in my PS4, so I'm spoilt on the whole "flying a starship from Planet A to Planet B as smoothly as possible" thing.

It sucks because I love the aesthetic of Outer Wilds but I wish the controls didn't annoy me as much as they do

Autisanal Cheese posted:

the new thread is only four days old and it has 185 pages of posts in it

Frank Frank posted:

Got greedy and went for the bat one too many times

Ghost Leviathan posted:

We really need a new Jet Set Radio. I think an indie studio is making an obvious spiritual successor.

lobster shirt posted:

King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches.

As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters.

He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and began shouting curses.

"You loving fascist! I knew it! I knew it! I told them, but they wouldn't listen, that your health care platform was a slippery slope to all this! You won't get away with this! The will of the Free Market will not be denied!"
"Seelenceo een the prezence of the Keeng, preesoner!"

King Obama spotted a chance to improve his ill mood.

"Bring him here. Good. Give me his file." The king looked over the prisoner's dossier. A long list of crimes against the state, and a repeat offender. "You'll never get away with this! Never!"
"Hush now, Mr. Jack. We have ways of dealing with unruly sorts such as yourself."
"Praise be to Allah, seenyor."
"Peh! I spit at your torture! The Free Market gives me strength!"
"Oh, no, not anything as gauche as that."

The King grabbed a syringe from the outstretched hand of one of his nearby breakdancing bodyguards, and plunged it into the man's helpless neck.

"Now you are immune to rubella."

Kyle's lingering, echoing screams of tormented horror brought a slight smile like a crack in Obama's stony brown face as he walked into his lavish velvet-lined office and shut the door behind him. He motioned for his bodyguards to leave the room, and he addressed the giant screens hanging over his desk.

"Screen one on. Connect to Emperor bin Laden of Eurabia. Screen two: Hugo Chavez of the U.S.S.A.R.. Screen three: The High Elder of Zion."

The three figures appeared live via satelite.

"Gentlemen," began Obama darkly, "it's time to have... a conversation."

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Ok I gotta go on an 8 hour drive (just before eid... Which lol its not gonna be just 8 hours I think) but this whole mess is just so many unforced errors, dear god.

Anyway I alluded to it a while back without naming names, but cinci was the one who told me I should seriously consider resigning as mod because I joked that moderating was making me day drink. I just wanted to post a picture of the cocktail I made gdi



(Gin with honey and lime with some passionfruit syrup and crushed dragon fruit)

haha what posted:

EXP - Lurker Development League begins in ONE HOUR (8:00PM EDT) over @ https://www.twitch.tv/ritoru_demon
brought to you by Imp Zone Wrestling Federation

tonight we have a very special TWO DEATHMATCH MAIN EVENT! admin vs mod! vyelkin vs MacheteZombie ! who will be deleted?
and a VERY SPECIAL GUEST takes on the ultimate lurker... can QXZ possibly win? find out!

there are also TWO CHAMPIONSHIPS on the line! i will be making my debut in the opening title match against Homeless Friend for the Women's Championship Belt!

Men's Champion ddinkins takes on Mekchu in a title defence match for the ages! after Mekchu's stunning defeat of the Cyberdemon in last week's deathmatch, ddinkins faces his toughest challenger yet!

all this and more! tonight!

shelley posted:

LETS ALL DRAW ANIMES

Captain Invictus posted:

if you open the images of cards on scryfall in a new tab, they'll be huge. Usually 1000x1200 or whatever, scryfall has some of the best res images of mtg cards out there.

unfortunately wotc has learned that they can charge people huge amounts of money for specialized artwork or well known artists. It's why they have secret lairs with specific artists, like Richard Kane Ferguson, Phil Foglio, and Junji Ito.
Or having the artist for SOTN do an alt art of the vampire planeswalker from the innistrad set


I absolutely picked up this secret lair of metal band versions of Magic cards though

Cthulu Carl posted:

Yes. It also had this scene

https://i.imgur.com/clMm1N2.mp4

Autisanal Cheese posted:

man that reminds me to catch up on Girl Genius

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Not sure if this is the same LARP as you're all talking about but it involves goons and vampires and, most importantly, burritos, so I'm sharing it anyway.

Lady Radia posted:

im bored so here's one of my fave mini-sagas: the hogwarts legacy threads

usernames removed out of respect for the living. the rest remains the same to honor the dead



this is kinda cheating bc it's from Games Rules but it was relevant (because it makes me laugh)



unfortunately the following is Sincere

Imp Zone made a thread that was basically the same but IZ funny instead of Games funny





this was my fave part tho lol







they did not bite

ok that's my mini saga thanks for reading. thanks. bye