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Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Anyone got a meltdown brewing? I can maybe start working on one if not.

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Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Grassy Knowles posted:

Hello hi glad to be here

Your avatar has been stuck in my head. I know I’ve seen that video before but I can’t remember what it was!!!

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Grassy Knowles posted:

I added the link to my profile since ppl keep asking :)

Lol nice. Thanks.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Tism the Dragon Tickler posted:

One of these days somebody should do a big writeup of all the insane Eve Online poo poo, would make for some good reading.

We always hear about the really really big ones like the power cut plan, but like, I know there’s so much insane stuff one or two “levels” of drama lower that aren’t common knowledge that I want to hear about.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I’m not gonna watch the anime songs.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


symbolic posted:

le you: omg this Juice WRLD single is FIRE! LIT! [everyone at tbe brewery backs away as u guzzle your sixth cider]
le me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz-pNcgYo0c

I don’t think those are the people who played the instruments.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Frank Frank posted:

Also lol that Jeff immediately made a “You must tell me immediately if you are aware that the forums are being sued” rule in the aftermath

Lol, you know what, this is one of those unilateral jeff decrees that I think I can get behind.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Instead of a most ignored user list, we should have a list of users with the most people on ignore. :devil:

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Yeah this thread loves to talk about “good” “games” but I wanna hear more about thief simulator. It looks like weird pseudo-sim trash and there’s nothing I love more, but I haven’t been able to justify trying it.

More games need to be about lovely, low stakes crime. Fromsoft is all out here with big bosses and some guy who eats poop that you can hit with a big sword to save like, bonfires or whatever. Other RPGs are like being in a superhero movie.

More stuff where I have to smash the glass of a vending machine to steal candy bars to sell to kids at the park (or equivalent bullshit crimes.)

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I’ve honestly been kind of cold on Vicky 3, it feels so samey between all countries and I don’t know if the bones are there to fix what bugs me about it without pulling a Stellaris “woops, we don’t know what we want this game to be”

Anyway it’s fine, I’ve got some Imperator: Rome to catch up on

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Everyone who’s vaguely interested should try the detective game maybe just a bit and then put it down until it’s less early access but please give the devs money so they make it the best game they can because even in its current early state it owns bones anyway thanks

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


HopperUK posted:

Imagine having forum enemies. Who has that kind of energy. I'm too old to dislike people.

Just you wait until you have a bad management game opinion and you will feel the full power of my posting wrath

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


My old dad really likes the Little Sweet Dr Pepper mascot and the only merch that exists of him I could find was a Funkopop and he loves it, so I dunno, maybe they’re a land of contrasts.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Is that the Justin Guarini character. What the hell

Hey I dunno either but he wouldn’t shut up about it. Normally he hates commercials.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Full on destruction fireball mage in Skyrim with upped difficulty/difficulty mods kicks rear end because it turns into some bizarre high movement FPS but your guns suck.

Morrowind magic really was great though.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Boba Pearl posted:

Play a mage in video games, but play a martial in Tabletops

What's better?

"I'm going to read 200 pages of spell books so that no-one but me gets to play the game"

or

"I'm going to kick down doors while everyone groans at my dick punching based puns."

My best move as a tabletop DM is telling people to expect to have to say a One-Liner if they get a critical in combat. A lot of time people don’t have a good one ready and drop something bad, but sometimes they have a great pun or some poo poo. Either way it’s fun for everyone*.

*Definitely player group dependent.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Harrow posted:

Blades in the Dark is one of the coolest systems ever

Blades really kicks rear end as a GM that loving hates making and balancing map-based encounters in 5E.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Yeah well if climate change keeps up there won’t even be any Phil Fish left in the wild in a year or two.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


More games with boats in general, boats kick rear end.

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May 6, 2009


Mr Hootington posted:

Sea of thieves had fun boat combat and sailing. The quests sucked. It is a MP game first and if you play it SP good luck at ever selling treasure.

I played the poo poo out of this with a few friends right around when it felt like it had a decent balance of a handful of PVE things to do with the main focus being pvp and not having a thousand possible things going on. Now there’s like fires on ships and a ton of quests and all kinds of stuff and it seems like just way too much.

I remember when they added fishing and a lot of people would just try to quietly fish by themselves and not even fight back if you boarded them, so we’d go on mic and say we were Miami-Dade county fish and game and inspect their catch before loving off, unless they panicked and shot us. It was stupid but so fun.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I never played puzzle pirates and I feel worse for it. Pirates of the burning sea was fun and I want more boat pvp.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Zulily Zoetrope posted:

studio ghibli makes some pretty good animes; there's one about a pig who flies warplanes

I have no idea if this game is gonna be good but its heavily inspired by Porco Rosso and I hope it absolutely rules.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1636710/The_Brew_Barons/

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I had seen that before but I forgot the admittedly clutch attempt at turning the legitimate “oh my god” into the start of a story, lol.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


It’s systems like his that are the reason all casinos eventually go out of business and they lose money every year.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I forget the exact post and it’s probably for the best, but I remember when KF doxxing was a huge threat to a lot of goons. Of course until one of the concerned-about-KF goons immediately posted another users whole dox from there to win an argument, lol. It parallels the keffals thing, I guess. It always amazed me when a goon was like, “You don’t want to go to Kiwi farms, because [encyclopedic knowledge of specific threads there.]”

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Speaking of insane steam games, nobody should miss StarkRavingMad’s post about The Piss Game:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3655873&perpage=40&noseen=1&pagenumber=192#post532561171

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


lobster shirt posted:

euro truck simulator is good

Oh sure, let me just play a game that is literally nothing but taking boring crap from point a to point b while following a marker.

its good.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Hey I assume the answer is no but did anything ever happen to Donut Goon after his BFC thread closed? I wonder if he’s still around posting. I could look but that spoils the fun of telling everyone to remember donut goon.

I wonder if he’ll ever make the donuts.

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May 6, 2009



Hell yeah dude

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


It’s not quite the same as consuming media at high speed but maybe worse: one time I watched a guy a row ahead of me on a transatlantic flight go through roughly half a dozen movies on the in flight entertainment and briefly read the description of each before watching 5-15 minutes toward the end/climax of it and switching movies.

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May 6, 2009


Tweak posted:

the longest youtube ep and series I’ve watched was the secret base/jon bois history of the seattle mariners. It was great, goms

jon bois rules and I’ve convinced so many “oh you like SPORTSBALL” types of friends that sports rule through Jon bois videos.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Plant MONSTER. posted:

A dumb furry image. I hope you all feel thoroughly owned

I hosed up

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I’m an insanely boring gamer who should like the dumb sterile base building and factory aspect of Starfield but even that is so pointless and stupid that it couldn’t keep me interested in the game. Like I’m the guy who spent way too long on my Fallout 4 towns and this was way worse by all measures.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Can someone add some context to that Mario because I don't play Marios but it sounds really funny.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Captain Invictus posted:

the bellhop thing? You can stay in the super expensive suite in this one hotel to get powerful goodies but if you can't pay for it they force you to work as a bellhop to pay off your bill. And so you have grinders ending up like that guy

Lol amazing.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I never understand people who are like “don’t bother pets.” Every pet I’ve bothered has been like “oh poo poo nice let’s loving GO” and then can immediately go back to sleep.

Maybe if your pet is really old then yeah but other than that I’m gonna bother your fuckin pets and they’re gonna love me.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I never played Donkey Kong but Diddy Kong Racing was my absolute poo poo, and as a contrarian nerd child I insisted it better than Mario kart 64 because it had planes and hovercraft.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Christmas on SA fuckin kicks rear end lol

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Captain Invictus posted:

didn't know the new wonka movie was this hardcore. might have to see it

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May 6, 2009


Nuns with Guns posted:

Tyler's sequence on Eric Andre's show was amazing but I'm not sure it tops Mel B's appearance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaq-t59D9hA

The end of Tyler’s segment where they parody the weird Super Bowl guy who ran in and said investigate 9/11, except they do “investigate 311” feels like a joke that’s so bespoke for me that I wonder if god is real

Eric Andre rules

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