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johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

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johnny park fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Apr 2, 2023

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johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

poe sucks because all the abilities feel bad to use except for like 2

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

d2 kicks rear end actually

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Valko posted:

The vanilla version of Grim Dawn was made by an independant studio and only costs £20 right now. I think I got in sale for £15. It's popular and if you wanna buy all the expansions it probably costs a whole lot more.

I think this is worth paying for it:



I've read interviews of MMA fighters and they say the smelly jockstrap you trained in for the last few months can be used as an effective weapon. I never tried it myself but I've made many people pass out by squeezing them unconscious, with their face somewhere near my armpit. That was when I worked in a bar, a long time ago. It's not something I do regularly.

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lmfao

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009


lol

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

whats up with this guy

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

this one? https://apnews.com/article/chicago-child-shot-killed-noise-dad-e7f119f69235be7453e57f76df8efaff

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

IGgy IGsen posted:

I don't really read the friday forum.
But at lest something came out of it this time.

tbh I didn't know the friday forum was still a thing till we got goatse in the LC.

at least someone here appreciates art

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Feels Villeneuve posted:

listen, i get it. that lady's poison womb is definitely a real issue, and you're not wrong to feel frustrated. but there's a time and place to say these things. User loses posting privileges for 12 hours

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009


lmfao

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

the l;evel of paranoia on display in that thread is epic. the elusive chudgoon lurking around every corner plotting to bring down the Black Mod

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Tarnop posted:

Oh she was starting a con alright

lol

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009


lol the stink lines

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

how about 60 foot tall busty battle mechs. anyone here playing ac6

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

That DICK! posted:

ohh, that's too obvious. lets jsut call him 'Stine'

lol

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Cuttlefush posted:

yeah if you have a gallon

lol. rip trevor

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Frank Frank posted:

Lol how is that not a perma?

lol, well,

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

super fragile legalistic landlord with cirrhosis



;lol

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

pog boyfriend posted:

the above post is way too long. i shant be reading - my oppologies

this

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

That DICK! posted:

that doesnt seem to include my favorite jazz bar story, where he confronts his neighbor about smoking a joint and tells him he'll call the cops if he doesnt put it out, so the neighbor puts it out and jazz bar tells him he's calling the cops anyway

quote:

I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009


lol

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

neither do we and yet here we are

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Arivia posted:

probe's over. thanks for the votes of confidence when i got banned y'all, have a good day.

sure, no problem. you're welcome.

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

lol

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

i dont know how to read. check your privilege rear end in a top hat.

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Paladinus posted:

He showed me their discord, and it looked kind of okay, as far as discords for Minecraft servers go. The most suspicious thing there is that they accept donations for 'server maintenance', but my nephew has no way to spend money that way. Anyway, I'll let his parents figure that one out.

Didn't know plinkey ran a Minecraft discord server lol

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

does anyone have a running total of how many accounts/how much money the insane rereg guy has spent on the forums

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

pog boyfriend posted:

its over nine thousand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hol;y loving poo poo.

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

been playing a bunch of Orks Must Die! 2 lately

good game. too bad 3 sucked or so i heard

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

lol

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Skibidi Toilet

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

pog boyfriend posted:

theyre very good at heroes of might and magic 3

im trying to play this game for the first time in 20 years and i really Dont Get It. are there any homm3 experts in the thread that can explain how im supposed to play

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

pog boyfriend posted:

yea go dungeon and get black dragons on deck then take your dragons and use armageddon to grief your opponent. you can field some efreeti for the same effect but then you are playing inferno. pros: good music. cons: everything else

do i just not play the campaign then

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Play Age of Wonders Shadow Magic instead

alright, i will

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

its a "mid" alright

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009


lol

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Antivehicular posted:

Also I want to say that the person who got perma'd for diaper furry porn is the same one who posted their tips for making human feces taste better in an old PYF Sex Questions thread, so... lifetime achievement perma imho

:whitewater:

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

i feel like the daily energy limit kind of carries an implication of time pressure so i dont blame someone for instinctively assumign there were failure states/deadlines. i definitely did

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johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

dwarf fortress ftw. i went psycho mode and played like 200 hours after the steam release but im taking a break until some of the more frustrating bugs are fixed

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