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SomethingAwful may be a dying gay comedy forums but events like this are like a syringe shot of adrenaline right into its goldbelly-encrusted heart
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 05:46 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:26 |
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Any one of us could be a TDI alt. Many of us don't even know it. Empty shells dreaming that they are men
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 05:52 |
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so 50 foot ant was also definitely a TDI alt right
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 06:10 |
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I've figured out the only surefire way to find out who is or isn't a TDI alt
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 06:13 |
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 06:18 |
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nine-gear crow posted:This is The Thing and everyone is a Dark Id alt until proven otherwise with a blood test. We find out we've been infiltrated by mimics created by an ancient evil from a frozen wasteland. this is just the thing but without kurt russel
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 06:32 |
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The real lesson here is that Canadians inherently cannot be trusted
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 06:41 |
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Minera posted:maybe the cancer thats killing him was caused by exposure to depleted uranium rounds from his years as a stealth assassin it was actually from reading your posts
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 06:49 |
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Plutonis posted:Who the gently caress would possibly believe that the hobby of a special ops operator who travels around the globe doing agent 47 assassinations and has his own assassin wife (spy x family rip-off???) Is doing let's plays on the something awful forums that's how he embedded all the secret codes to other agents
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 06:55 |
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 07:01 |
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Sally posted:i havent seen so much of this extra nonsense. that crayon drawing holy poo poo I could maybe buy that maybe the scanner glass was smudged or dirty or something and that showed up on the scan, but a child absolutely did not draw those. Way too much consistency between them
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 07:39 |
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Paladinus posted:*Morpheus showing you two pills* i kung fu punch morpheus in the balls and he thanks me for it, which is a thing that I actually did
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 08:00 |
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:I always figured "the dark id" was one of those things where you picked an edgy screen name for gamefaqs in 1998 and just kept using it because it was too much hassle to change it, it's hilarious to find out that the persona was just still there in PMs and poo poo for 20+ years Never trust anyone whose username begins with an article
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 08:03 |
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slowbeef calling out TDI's bullshit was like a lit cigarette getting thrown into a gunpowder magazine. this is incredible
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 08:09 |
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I'm getting unconfirmed reports That Dark Id is, in fact, the only person that knows how to unlock Goku in Super Smash Bros but he won't tell you because Nintendo would send their assassins
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 09:54 |
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You're all gonna feel really silly when the government has to find dark id's shack in the woods for one last job and he's chopping wood despite the dozens of tumors bulging out of his skin
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 10:11 |
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Tiny Myers posted:Like, Slowbeef is the man Dark Id claimed to be, as far as being a cool guy with a funny wife who loves his children very much, just replace "PMC" with "guy working on getting all the achievements for Kingdom Hearts" slowbeef was the man who introduced me to the glories of Deadly Poisonous Zanzibar Hamsters and because of this I trust him by default
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 10:16 |
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the amount of cancer TDI must have by this point would mean he looks like one of those wasteland goons pre-explosion in fist of the north star
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 10:18 |
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Kurtofan posted:ok i don't want to post too much more, just the discords mod posted this to tell people to shut the gently caress up about doubts about tdi's demise Dead Idernet Theory.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 10:31 |
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Tiny Myers posted:I think wandering into the territory of "is (random person in his discord) The Dark Id?" is going a little too far, everybody. nice try TDI
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 10:52 |
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THE DARK ID, YOU'VE CHANGED YOUR BIRTHDAY! YOU'VE CREATED A PARADOX!
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 21:05 |
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FuturePastNow posted:I hope he comes back in a month to post let's plays like nothing happened For his crimes he is sentenced to an eternity of LPing Major\Minor, and only Major\Minor.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 21:15 |
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Six alts. More than enough to trick anything that posts.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 21:33 |
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i'm laughing at the looney toon imagery here of them walking in always precisely timed with TDI actually pulling the trigger
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 21:35 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:26 |
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hold on, i've received news we have actual photographic evidence of one of TDI's russian roulette games
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 21:51 |