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This counts as funny 2024 news https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1644394053172166656 nvm, one less amazing thing at the store https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1644484218884354049 Maximo Roboto has issued a correction as of 04:05 on Apr 8, 2023 |
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Man, bird flu gatecrashing the 2024 election gonna be something.
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loomer getting owned, still funny after all these years, all those owns
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The no labels thing is actually pretty brilliant. Everyone knows both American parties are total garbage completely captured by corporate interests so it seems like a good time to start a third party. Obviously the worst shitlibs like Lieberman need to get ahead of that to ensure the third party is also captured by capital interest from the get go Alternatively: vote!!!!
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Duke Nukem 5 is so popular that capitalism collapses and buddy that's only February
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RFK momentum rising https://twitter.com/ettingermentum/status/1645874966179508225 https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1645890707754737667
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nvm https://twitter.com/ettingermentum/status/1645893984441745408
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what do you want me to do? find an electable candidate that isn’t a pedophile??
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Bernie cameo https://twitter.com/votetimscott/status/1646109597214679043
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If he forms a unity ticket with Carol Baskin, they've got my vote. It's time for us to heal as a nation.
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2024 is the future. https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1646254269253799936
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Maximo Roboto posted:2024 is the future. yeah sure I'll vote for him whatever at this point
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Maximo Roboto posted:2024 is the future. This got deleted, whatever it was. If they can't commit to a tweet, how can I commit to a vote?
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Brianna Wu said she contacted Joe Exotic’s campaign people about live-streaming his primary debate over Twitch
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I really don't think anyone knows who Tim Scott is what other president had two first names. Ulysses Grant?? Franklin Pierce? nothing near as lame and forgettable as "Tim Scott"
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the only Joe that will get my vote
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Joe Biden vs Joe Lieberman / Joe Manchin vs Joe Exotic
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how about trader Joe? can I vote for that guy?
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on the one hand im upset at tiger king because i learned way too late you could just buy a tiger but otoh i am not currently tiger food so maybe a positive
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my bony fealty posted:I really don't think anyone knows who Tim Scott is https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1646591825124249605 quote:what other president had two first names. Ulysses Grant?? Franklin Pierce? nothing near as lame and forgettable as "Tim Scott" Well, there's also Rick Scott
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Azathoth posted:I know that 🐍 is already taken by another politician but I think we should reclaim it for Rick Scott because that motherfucker is definitely like 50% reptile DNA at minimum. perhaps we should DNA test Scott and Warren, I know Warren would be up for it
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wow I’m already running out of room for the content https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1646684701485146117
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All the stars are coming out https://twitter.com/politics1com/status/1649224796629086214
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Congrats to this guy https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1651255394965114881
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TehSaurus posted:The no labels thing is actually pretty brilliant. Everyone knows both American parties are total garbage completely captured by corporate interests so it seems like a good time to start a third party. Obviously the worst shitlibs like Lieberman need to get ahead of that to ensure the third party is also captured by capital interest from the get go isn't this just Ross Perot all over again
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Venomous posted:isn't this just Ross Perot all over again Maybe? I was pretty young and also stupid at the time
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found my candidate
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if Covid-19 was actually Covid-18 and Netflix was just a bit faster he’d be the incumbent president
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Venomous posted:isn't this just Ross Perot all over again That was the Reform Party post-Perot. Ross Perot himself was a weird economic populist centrist eccentric millionaire
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Get ready for Burgum https://twitter.com/finnygo/status/1659146707735642113
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Cool:Maximo Roboto posted:The Republican Party is very diverse Not cool: https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1659934641044766721 Neato: https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/1659244670017208341
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