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drat you delicious curry!!! it looks like i poo poo my pants, my finest pair of white pleated business pants, oh dear im going to lose the henderson account and my wife will leave me
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Apr 3, 2023 22:10
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it,s fine i'll just spill moure curry on my shirt and face claiming a horrific curry accident and go home early. thats what i would do if i was not unemployed,
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Apr 3, 2023 22:12
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what, on the front of your pants? they'll know you're a frontshitter
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Apr 3, 2023 22:40
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turn to the bible, which says 'if thy pants offend thee, cast them off'
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Apr 3, 2023 22:41
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Always carry a backup pair of clothes in your car or at work. 
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Apr 3, 2023 22:43
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solution: dunk the pants entirely in the curry until they are uniformly coated
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Apr 3, 2023 22:57
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I come from a naan pants wearing family
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Apr 3, 2023 23:03
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Same but it spilled out onto the back of my pants, via spilling out of my rear end
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Apr 4, 2023 00:12
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I come
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Apr 4, 2023 00:18
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precision posted:I come Reported
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Apr 4, 2023 00:19
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Tumeric Indian shades for the Summer festival.
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Apr 4, 2023 00:25
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Gentlemen I have a business deal so good it will make you poo poo yourself out the front.
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Apr 4, 2023 00:27
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One time I spilled curry on my pants but I covered it up by making GBS threads myself so people wouldn't think I was clumsy
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Apr 4, 2023 00:30
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I have a big meeting soon and I just spilled a bunch of curry on my pants.
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Apr 4, 2023 00:33
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*rubs pants vigorously with wet paper towel*precision posted:I come
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Apr 4, 2023 00:36
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Since I work in a BJ factory all of our meetings are pants-off. Your move, chump!
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Apr 4, 2023 00:43
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I work from home, so I’d just take off my pants and discreetly jerk off like every other Zoom meeting.
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Apr 4, 2023 02:37
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i got curry on my dingdong
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Apr 4, 2023 03:02
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Hold up hold up I'm Bobbie Rich on this one Get your boys Yeah Yeah We Look like we're taking AP classes From the heights of dead prez sittin on they assess Needless to the Frontline, I'm on boy zone Not a joke you woke soy zone Ayame joy's own Support your troops and eat fruit loops
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Apr 4, 2023 03:30
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I walk in with confidence knowing that I smell amazing. everyone loves curry right?
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Apr 4, 2023 15:25
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In fact I am so confident that I take off my pants and smack everyone in the face with them. delicious curry smell directly to the face. this meeting is off to a great start
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Apr 4, 2023 15:27
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I'll tell the other members of the British Raj it's part of the new uniform. Genius!
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Apr 4, 2023 15:29
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I don't "do" meetings and I certainly don't do "pants".
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Apr 4, 2023 15:39
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sounds like a bad way to try to curry favour with the big execs LOL 
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Apr 4, 2023 16:08
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Meh, this is fine, I poo poo my pants before the last meeting.
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Apr 4, 2023 16:10
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In an ironic twist my meeting is with S&B Foods, who will interpret my curry stained trousers as a sign of brand loyalty.
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Apr 4, 2023 16:12
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These curries not neet need your milk.
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Apr 4, 2023 16:14
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You must construct additional kebabs
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Apr 4, 2023 18:11
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I'd rather walk into the meeting bare assed than let anyone know I eat curry
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Apr 4, 2023 18:14
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yeah i eat curry
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Apr 4, 2023 18:22
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sit down at the meeting with the rest of ur curry then pretend like you're shooting a free throw with it and yell "CURRY" at the top of your lungs before letting the rest of the curry fall from your hands all over you like you were on double dare instant promotion
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Apr 4, 2023 18:33
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Learn to eat better OP.
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Apr 4, 2023 20:21
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Say some poo poo and imma hit you with the glock dookie
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someone lick it off
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