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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Goons with Spoons > Post your food Oops, I fucked up stories
 
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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/22dbrit/status/1653468934358614023?s=46&t=Kzmv5HsyFqNWsBcA-dIRLA

* # ¿ May 3, 2023 06:23
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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Although it’s not my own I posted that video because I’ve literally done that.

Twice.

* # ¿ May 3, 2023 07:03
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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
How does it know that there’s no water?

* # ¿ May 13, 2023 23:24
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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
When I started cooking I got a reputation amongst my friends for cooking

So when we were at a birthday party one of my friends brought ingredients and asked me to make something with strawberries and a recipe that she brought

It called for sugar so I got sugar from the host’s cabinet and dunked the strawberries in them and made the dessert

Then I took a taste

I had accidentally grabbed salt instead of sugar

* # ¿ Jun 18, 2023 00:36
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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Wear a cut proof glove, drunk mandoline can’t hurt you then

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2023 23:38
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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
No idea! I bought a MicroPlane brand glove first because it was a brand name, but then added another one that was no name. I suspect they’re fine but haven’t tested any to see if they’re better than each other

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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
I originally had two Microplanr gloves but then one day my friends came over with a bunch of oranges from their tree to make marmalade and one of them chopped them up into slices wearing one of my gloves and by the end the fingertips were gone and there were Kevlar threads in the orange slices

He didn’t get any cuts tho so I guess they worked

* # ¿ Jul 14, 2023 22:51
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Goons with Spoons > Post your food Oops, I fucked up stories