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Mayor Dave posted:Also his tweets before getting elected make him one of the greatest posters of all time, from implying that he's genetically predisposed to giving good head to wishing a happy 9/11 to the haters and losers Having that mobbed-up guy give him fake awards is also pretty good.
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the many times he talked about how toilets don't flush like they used to
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Mayor Dave posted:Also his tweets before getting elected make him one of the greatest posters of all time, from implying that he's genetically predisposed to giving good head to wishing a happy 9/11 to the haters and losers I literally cannot drink a coke without thinking of the tweet.
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Saying China like Gyna
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Jose posted:the many times he talked about how toilets don't flush like they used to was coming here to post the multiple times he's complained about how modern toilets can't handle his massive shits with a single flush
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is pepsi ok posted:Saying China like Gyna calling Nepal and Bhutan "Nipple and Button"
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"Yo semites, yo semenites"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB8kjR4nYzk go home, we love you, you're very special
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"Two Corinthians", it was funny when liberals thought they could own him for not being enough of a bible nerd
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remember when vic berger perfectly documented this man instead of pushing the sfx buttons for tim heideckers zoo crew radio show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZKkUyrklpc
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tenderjerk posted:remember when vic berger perfectly documented this man instead of pushing the sfx buttons for tim heideckers zoo crew radio show He really captures the absurdity of this era
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Apr 5, 2023 15:57
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Hugging and kissing the flag was so funny how did one guy do so many classic bits
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Apr 5, 2023 16:09
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It was literally day after day of mind breaking comedy. What a time to be alive.
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sullat posted:Him getting soft-couped by the military and Nancy flippin' Pelosi is pretty funny. Still, the best is clearly the eclipse. He had some good bits before he became president too, just a lot lower-key since he wasn't President at the time. My favorite one of those was when he went to a school fundraiser and gave them a fake million-dollar bill with his face on it. this even being possible because his attempt at a coup was foiled by dan quayle
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Jose posted:the many times he talked about how toilets don't flush like they used to lightbulbs have gotten worse!
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the sex ghost posted:Eternally, the rally on the steps of air force one where he peaced out and all the people who came to see him realised they were in the middle of a runway miles from the terminal building and the buses that took them there werent coming back IIRC this happened because the bus company realized that the Trump campagin had no intention of paying them.
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VideoKid posted:IIRC this happened because the bus company realized that the Trump campagin had no intention of paying them. Sort of the opposite of bussing your supporters to the polls... bussing your supporters to the middle of nowhere the night before the election and telling them to figure it out for themselves.
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sullat posted:Sort of the opposite of bussing your supporters to the polls... bussing your supporters to the middle of nowhere the night before the election and telling them to figure it out for themselves. I can tell you with 100% certainty nobody changed their vote because of that. Though a few of them probably didn't make it to the polls because they ended up in the hospital due to hypothermia.
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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:I was really really drunk that whole time so this is like reading about man who break brains for the first time ever
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McCracAttack posted:I can tell you with 100% certainty nobody changed their vote because of that. Though a few of them probably didn't make it to the polls because they ended up in the hospital due to hypothermia. idk i actually have an easier time believing a diehard trump 2016 supporter would leave him over a personal grievance like that than some stupid rear end policy poo poo
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Trump turned off his campaign debit cards immediately after losing
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McCracAttack posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1JaVe3kXpc this is also my favorite
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:idk i actually have an easier time believing a diehard trump 2016 supporter would leave him over a personal grievance like that than some stupid rear end policy poo poo Yeah I guess that is a case of him directly loving his supporters over in person. They might actually pick up on that.
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:idk i actually have an easier time believing a diehard trump 2016 supporter would leave him over a personal grievance like that than some stupid rear end policy poo poo They interviewed a bunch of people who were there and they were all like “It was clearly a mistake Trump would never do something like that!”
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VideoKid posted:They interviewed a bunch of people who were there and they were all like “It was clearly a mistake Trump would never do something like that!” lol
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during the BLM protests trump had the cops tear gas the crowds so he could do a photo op with a bible in front of a church. when the reporters asked if the bible in his hand was his bible, he clarified it was "a" bible
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 This is how normal people hold bibles.
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Trump hot micing "Oh gently caress. Uh oh." during the start of the pandemic.
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me when i let my mom know there's no need to keep perusing the blockbuster, i've found the game i'll be renting
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incredibly difficult to pick but to me this beats out hamburger night by a hair https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1336110874021535744
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The time he made a joke on twitter about making a Fake News Award and then instead of admitting it was a joke he doubled down and actually awarded them
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:incredibly difficult to pick but to me this beats out hamburger night by a hair Or the time he honored Navajo windtalkers in front of a painting of Andrew Jackson 
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is pepsi ok posted:It was literally day after day of mind breaking comedy. What a time to be alive.
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