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Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

https://x.com/peps_wrestling/status/1781036716142342372?s=46&t=YjAdrC5z2HpTKJK1s-6pYw

This seems bad for the wrestlers

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Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



the wrestlers truly are the marks

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

stab posted:

Let's go inside the mind of a Tatum Paxley

Doo doo doo doo dooo lllo dooo


I put the NXT on my back doe

I got a torn ACL

OH NO


NIA JAX


the Hardest hitting woman IN DUH League


gently caress IT


CROSS THE RING


TOUCHDOWWWNNNN

I appreciate this so hard.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


Evergreen statement

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


https://twitter.com/dmcintyrewwe/status/1781083479200977052?s=46

Parallax
Jan 14, 2006

That shirt doesn't even make any sense, everyone's WrestleMania XL only lasted from 2024-2024

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

begging for just one other heel in wwe besides the rock to get legitimate heel heat instead of making tweets and shirts. the rock made them all look stupid

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
sheamus should get fatter

aim for thor from god of war ragnarok imo

Soul Glo fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Apr 19, 2024

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

1glitch0 posted:

It's kinda neat that all us, including Sheamus, can mock him for coming back accidentally fat and then we can all happily move on with our lives instead of us all being subjected to 8 months of Fat Sheamus comedy skits and booking by a senile lunatic.

I mean, it's a little early to say this, isn't it?

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009
Sheamus seems cool but he's a big Gable Steveson fan so that's a no go

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Grendels Dad posted:

I mean, it's a little early to say this, isn't it?

The typical dummies seemed to love the dregs of Vince's booking at Mania so I don't see why they're so down on his style now.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

what if a bakk gha

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

JUNGLE BOY posted:

begging for just one other heel in wwe besides the rock to get legitimate heel heat instead of making tweets and shirts. the rock made them all look stupid

Punk is hurt, he’s old, he’s tired, and he works with loving children, what more do you want from him

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

rotinaj posted:

Punk is hurt, he’s old, he’s tired, and he works with loving children, what more do you want from him

Austin Theory hears there are children on staff and his ears perk up.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
"I might be old and tired but I am not loving children."

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Lucifunk posted:

Fat Sheaming

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Promote the nxt wrestler who is constantly about to fall asleep during her matches to the main roster please

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

oldpainless posted:

Promote the nxt wrestler who is constantly about to fall asleep during her matches to the main roster please

She has not been on TV for a year so I'm pretty sure she fell victim to the Knee destruction facility.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

panko posted:

bodysheamus

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Let’s get a binge eating Sheamus

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

a.lo posted:

Let’s get a binge eating Sheamus

Didn't they already try that with Ikemen Jiro?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Stinger Splash Zone: "We want a fat CM Punk!"

WWE: "You want fat Sheamus!"

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

AEW needs more fat wrestlers 😔 WWE took their best hope

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Jericho felt threatened by another guy coming in that wrestles in lifts.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Reportedly Rhea's injure was an AC joint sprain which requires 4-6 weeks of treatment and typically people return after 3 months.

Mr Hootington fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Apr 19, 2024

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Mr Hootington posted:

Reportedly Rhea's injure was an AC joint sprain which requires 4-6 months of treatment and typically people return after 3 months.

That's a pretty gnarly separation to require that much treatment :gonk:

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Quantum of Phallus posted:

AEW needs more fat wrestlers 😔 WWE took their best hope

The children yearn, like I do, for a 2024 Buh Buh Dudley world title run

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Dango Bango posted:

That's a pretty gnarly separation to require that much treatment :gonk:

Mistyped. It is supposed to be weeks.

When is summerslam?

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

The summer

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

But what about Summerfest?

keithy george
Jan 8, 2008

TheKingslayer posted:

Jericho felt threatened by another guy coming in that wrestles in lifts.
Is that why he's trying to vortex Hook? I've seen him wobbling around on those big chunkers.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

NienNunb posted:

The children yearn, like I do, for a 2024 Buh Buh Dudley world title run

Only if they also bring back Big Poppa Pump to announce him as HAILING FROM DUNKIN DONUTS

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

In another era Sheamus would have a Fat Bastard gimmick by the next Raw.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

TheKingslayer posted:

In another era Sheamus would have a Fat Bastard gimmick by the next Raw.

Wrestling used to be fun 😔

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Honestly I bet it would be really funny.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



That'll be the name of his team with PAC

panko
Sep 6, 2005

~honda best man~


pac but 240 pounds and still doing black arrows

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

panko posted:

pac but 240 pounds and still doing black arrows

loving sick

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Fat PAC with a tiny hammer...

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Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
The best tag teams are either two guys who look exactly the same except with mirrored haircuts or two guys who can only be described as "Wario and Waluigi" in shape

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