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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Seams posted:

just remembered that heyman said brandi would leave cody for him when cody eventually lost at wrestlemania

Also it's apparently true that Roman was Dusty's real son. Cody lost the match and his dad.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Finish the story was obviously referencing the Seth Rollins feud. They had at least... 20 more chapters to go there.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

is pepsi ok posted:

I'd really like a podcast series on how AEW and WWE handled the first year of the pandemic.

Calls it Gunns, Germs, and Sword Spray

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

At the very least I'd find Raw Underground clips on YouTube every week. Put Shane in a wheelchair and give him his own 30 minutes block to book with no oversight dammit.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

weekly font posted:

Didn’t WWE produce the Mike Flanaghan movie Oculus for some reason?

Yeah but I think it might have been a distribution thing more than actually making it? It's been years so I may be thinking of something else.

Oculus is pretty good by the way for what it is.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Endless Mike posted:

Didn't Kane have an in-kayfabe storyline with Oculus, as well?

Adam Rose had an encounter with the Oculus mirror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHc-bpXBhKQ

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

You're right, recovery from being a Cody believer isn't a straight line. Its a struggle knowing Cody willingly left the company he started to be booked by a rapist

Well poo poo. When you put it that way it sounds pretty bad.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Bray has been away putting on more weight and getting plastic surgery to become Dusty Rhodes so Cody can have the greatest feud of his career against his own father.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

The Rhodes family was massacred at the Polka Dot Wedding.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Soul Glo posted:

Does Cody actually gave a lisp or is that just a wrestling affectation.

Cause that’ll keep him out of speaking roles before his dumb tattoo.

I think he's talked about taking courses to hide his lisp specifically for acting. I think he hides it pretty well in Arrow but it's been a minute.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


Oh gently caress off, Vince.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Finally a Raw Underground champion.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Ah so I'm not crazy in remembering that story only bubbling up once Arn appeared in AEW.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Belt handoff????

Congrats on Rhea's second title reign

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

If one were to construct the perfect wrestler they would have Rikishi's rear end, Hogan's 24 inch pythons, Rick Rude's abs, RVD's educated feet, and the carcinogenic fists of The Big Show.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

They never book anyone to be that cool anymore.

Like, Kane could come in and whoop everyone's rear end like that and no one rolls their eyes or thinks it's silly.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Dimebags Brain posted:

Eat My Fuc looking good in the Fed.


When the story is finished but it's still suckin'

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Jesus they still employ Dolph Ziggler?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Breetai posted:

Brock will beat the poo poo out of him for ten uninterrupted minutes in order to show the world what a fluke victory the loser fuckface who thought he could betray The Brand got over him on backlash.

I love Brock Lesnar so that sounds really cool.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

That's about the amount of effort the WWE would put in themselves.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

It's like a skateboarding game. The sicker the theatrics before a move the more multiplier you get for damage.

It's why the Batista bomb was so powerful, the two thumbs down was cool as gently caress.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Bandido's move makes him look like a cool super strong badass.

That guy's move makes him look like a moron.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Mons Hubris posted:

Everyone else should be punished for being on the roof when they’re not allowed up there

https://youtu.be/5HxwkZGzqS4

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I hope Seth's ex (that non-Nazi) is having the best life.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Digital Jedi posted:

It was with Kross and Scarlet. They got a whole tarot card thing going on since they came back

https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1659731571669123072?s=20

Holy poo poo, everything about that sucks. What is that hair? He's got the Nic Cage bird hair when he turns to the camera.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

This Brock Lesnar guy seems pretty cool. He should be world champion or something.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Jiro posted:

Remember that small window of time Braun was a legit monster screaming "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU" tossing Roman off a ledge while in a stretcher and flipping ambulances?

That was pretty cool. They should have made that guy world champion.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

*Full Vince McMahon Royal Rumble Voice*

"PERSON! WOMAN! MAN! CAMERA! TV!"

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


lol what a piece of poo poo.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

lol they almost let her star in movies.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

1glitch0 posted:

Hogan was recently making noise about wanting one last match at Mania 40. Lets do a 3 way dance!

Make it a buried alive match and fill in the hole with all three in there.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

It's always wild to me when people brag about Reigns' title reign length like it's some kind of proof of his skills, when wrestling is fake and they could literally have some 12 year old guy win the title tomorrow and hold it for the rest of his life if they wanted.

WWE is the ultimate tell don't show company.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


This is Livia Soprano tier bad looking.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Orange Carlisle posted:

still can't believe they did that and how bad it looks

it's only gotten worse all these years later

I kind of applaud them for giving it a crack but godamn the results.

Becky's floating CGI head is more real looking.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


It's like if you asked an AI to generate Jaime Hayter vs Saraya

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


Was this edited to look like a horror movie trailer after the fact?

It's not at all anything she's doing, just the cuts and flashing name.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

undertaker retires cody

Casket match with the neck tattoo on top the of the casket.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

The company commonly confuses, "anniversary" and "annual". I don't expect them to know what undisputed means other than real sports use it and it sounds neat.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Charlotte's disdain for wrestling fans is very relatable.

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