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DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

TheKingslayer posted:

Repackaged in a box and shipped to the sun I hope.

thrown in a dumpster with the spirit squad & sent to ovw

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DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
wait, the blue thunder bomb won a match?

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
that carlito “do you spit or swallow” shirt though

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Pope Corky the IX posted:

And isn’t it being asked by an angry anthropomorphic apple?

with a fuckin smug face

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
kross should just use the playmaker & call it good.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

yea ok posted:

Who did LA Knight vote for

eli drake

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
i'm loving bummed about this poo poo. i was huge on the wyatt family, and thought that bray just had that it factor. the booking of the fiend wasn't great, but he did what he could with it. man, bray was loving awesome. that feud with the shield was just incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPQhu7BF0es

also, has anyone checked on rowen?

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Timby posted:

And WWE already knew that the Benoit deaths were considered foul play by the Atlanta PD by the time Raw is Benoit began airing live.

https://youtu.be/Kp3OQAL22T8?si=6ryGCzJg0lOUQTeW

regal knew.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Hedgehog Pie posted:

I was 15 when Eddie died, and their handling of the whole thing (such as bringing out a MEMORIAL LOW RIDER on the following Smackdown and having someone get slammed through it) legit made me think the whole thing was a really tasteless work that was nonetheless absolutely characteristic of WWE. With that in mind, a part of me hopes they're done with Bray now.

i wrote an obituary for eddie for my high school newspaper. don’t worry, my tribute was tasteful.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

DogsInSpace! posted:

Thank you. That was driving me crazy… Er.

El Paso?

nope. portland.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Rarity posted:

Wait D-Lo was wrestling for WWE in 2008 what the gently caress?

https://youtu.be/1_nSpIFP26k?si=tHUyb24yTk_xOn7g

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

projecthalaxy posted:

heres the PWWiki summary of all the segments.

If you prefer just results here those are



Two minute Ascension match...

i was a fan of the ascension’s nxt run before they got called up. their presentation, entrance, and theme all loving ripped. it’s criminal how they were treated on the main roster.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
are they trying to run la knight into the ground? feeling like overexposure is going to sour the crowd a little bit.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Eat My Fuc posted:

I don’t care for John Cena, I don’t get the hype. He’s just a middle aged man.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Cthulu Carl posted:

Helluva away to find out there's a Big Trouble in Little China remake in the works.

rumored for years. i think john singleton was attached to it. it’ll be unfortunate if it actually happens.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzz2n9xC8ps

never forget :patriot:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

DarkstarIV posted:

Matt Riddle update:

https://www.pwinsider.com/article.php?id=175262

Stick a fork in him, this reads to me like he's toast.

you eat toast with a fork?

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

MJeff posted:

Triple H gets fired from WWE. He can't go to AEW. He needs to start his own company. And there's only one man he can turn to....

billy corgan

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
did they let his brother ezekiel go too?

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Island Nation posted:

News from inside the purge: A Goon exclusive

4 out of 73 people in the marketing department were let go. My sister was not one of them. Some other departments were completely wiped out but I do not know which ones. Virtually all of the VPs at the Towers (TKO Towers now?) were sent packing.

Assuming most of you know basic arithmetic, please don’t make the obvious joke. People lost their jobs today. The Internet makes us stupid but not THAT stupid.

69

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Intruder posted:



I wonder if WWE crowds will be smarky enough to chant Colt Cabana at him

is this what he allegedly sent to a 13 year old girl over snapchat? if so, lock him up.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Digital Jedi posted:

Well at least that had upcoming star *checks notes* Natalya replace her


Cody pinned Dom in like 2 minutes in a non title match



Also
https://twitter.com/USANetwork/status/1703949732765155737?s=20

god she loving sucks.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

KungFu Grip posted:

are there people that have that site default to X.com? That still says twitter for me when i go there and your embeds dont work.

same. can’t confirm my identity

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

suffering succotash, that’s bad.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
eddie kingston did something cody couldn’t do: finish a story

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
shelton 🥺

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
🙏 prayers up for baron corbin surviving the day🙏

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

sportsgenius86 posted:

Dolph is a tool but I'd be lying to say I'm not a little curious to see what he could do in AEW.

he's probably gonna wrestle his brother for the bte title

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
dabba kato is gone too. r.i.p. raw underground.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

projecthalaxy posted:

rovert accused matt riddle of exposing himself to multiple minors, zellner said worse is coming

oh, rovert :allears:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Majinfoose posted:

He took a COVID test and the test was like "YEAH"

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

JUNGLE BOY posted:

are you guys saying it like boogs or boogs?

boogz with a z

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
how often do you think about the roman empire?

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

STONE COLD 64 posted:

ive always liked and had a soft spot for bpj

why

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

rotinaj posted:

Is today unofficial shitpost day or something, because the elon musk threads in gbs and cspam switched places and people are being ironic shitheads there too

gbs is still a thing?

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Kennel posted:

The saddest puff piece:


The rumors are true: Brian Pillman, Jr. is the latest pro wrestling prodigy to make the jump to WWE!

Following in the footsteps of megastar-in-the-making Jade Cargill is Pillman, Jr., who eagle-eyed members of the WWE Universe noticed making a blink-and-you-missed-it appearance during NXT No Mercy on September 30:

It's yet another savvy signing by WWE as they pluck yet another aspiring Superstar away from the competition and welcome another world-class athlete to the WWE locker room. Here's why the WWE Universe should be excited for the eventual in-ring debut of Brian Pillman, Jr.!

Who Is Brian Pillman, Jr.?

The video Pillman is shown watching in the above teaser is alluding to his heritage; he is the son of the late, great Brian Pillman, one of the most physically talented and unpredictable WWE Superstars of all time!

To put it simply, the youngster (Pillman, Jr. is only 30 years old) has WWE Superstar DNA running through his veins. Whereas many WWE Superstars have had children who attempted to follow in their footsteps (Ric Flair's son David stands out as the most obvious example), none have had the physical tools Brian Pillman, Jr. has. Possessing arguably even more athletic ability than his father, he has all the tools necessary to become the next big thing in WWE.

The significance of WWE signing him is not lost on the wrestling world. Although Pillman showed off his rare talent during his time in other promotions, wrestling fans and critics alike always felt he would be better suited in a WWE ring. Polishing his skills in the Performance Center and getting in the ring against the up-and-coming talent in NXT for the foreseeable future will do wonders for his career, eventually setting the stage for a debut on the main roster.

Of course, Brian Pillman, Jr.'s name is one of the reasons WWE took an interest in signing him in the first place. His father tragically died in 1997 but left behind one of the most lasting legacies in wrestling history.
Who Was Brian Pillman In WWE?

Due to injuries suffered in a near-fatal automobile accident, the elder Pillman made a name for himself in WWE due to constantly being part of unhinged and shocking moments, not necessarily anything that happened inside the ring. Unfortunately, Pillman was on the wrong end of one of these moments during a 1996 episode of Monday Night Raw:

Moments like this led to him earning his WWE nickname of "The Loose Cannon" when, a few weeks later, he pulled a gun on Stone Cold when the latter invaded Pillman's home! Never one to shy away from controversy, Brian Pillman's WWE career was filled with controversy, and looking back, he was one of the flag bearers of the Attitude Era.

Before he signed with WWE (and before he had a short stint in ECW, filled with moments too extreme to link to here), Brian Pillman pioneered an entire wrestling style in WCW. Pillman was considered among the few Superstars to meld the Japanese high-flying style successfully with American light heavyweight action. To put it bluntly, Brian Pillman put the soon-to-be WCW cruiserweight division on the map:

(Seeing Brian Pillman battle Jushin "Thunder" Liger in the early 90s is mind-boggling, considering Liger made an iconic appearance in NXT in 2020. Some competitors genuinely stand the test of time.)

Brian Pillman, Jr. represents the past, present, and future of wrestling. However, signing a WWE contract with such high expectations for your career can not always work out how a wrestler would like – just because your father was one of the most exciting Superstars ever doesn't mean you are automatically granted that same spotlight. Like Jade Cargill, Brian Pillman, Jr. has to understand that the WWE represents the major leagues – the spotlight will never be brighter, but unfortunately, it can shine on low points just as much as the highlights.

For the WWE Universe, one question remains: Are the late Brian Pillman's shoes too big to fill for his son? Will Brian Pillman, Jr. blaze his own trail? Or will the 30-year-old present the wrestling world with the best-case scenario: a WWE Superstar that is the total package, combining the best parts of his father's legacy with his own unique in-ring style?

Regardless, Brian Pillman, Jr. just gave the world another reason to stay glued to NXT on Tuesday nights.

You can tune in to Peacock to watch WWE's Fastlane on October 7. In the meantime, catch up on all things WWE Universe on Peacock.

:anime:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

:perfect:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Tampa Bae posted:

Dom saying he's an 18 year vet and demanding a 20 year celebration soon is great character work and sometimes I try and watch WWE then just get bombarded by an hour and a half of recaps and commercial breaks then remember why I don't watch it anymore

you should go to a live show, and experience all the recaps & commercials in person.

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DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Endless Mike posted:

Does the loser have to acknowledge their tribal chief on live TV?

gotta finish roman’s story.

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