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Is EMF alright? Are they still rich?
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 20:42 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:23 |
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I think I will watch that awful Chun Li movie, and then watch that awful Chun Li movie again, before I watch this new one. Neal is M. Bison in that one, which is its own kind of awesome/terrible.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2023 23:14 |
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Gaz-L posted:He plays him as Irish for some reason! When you get Neal McDonough to play M. Bison for your awful Chun Li movie, who are you to tell him he can't play Bison as Irish. From what I've heard, the movie is chock-full with bizarre performances like that, like the director gave everybody a Macho Man Promo amount of cocaine and had them brainstorm their ideas for their characters.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2023 23:22 |
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Seams posted:big and real Hmmmm it's not April 1st so what's thi... oh, heh.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 03:42 |
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Nipponophile posted:Seems like only yesterday when I was watching the Smackdown hype videos for a debuting wrestler named "Hirohito". He just likes to have fun, Maggle! Also, post/username combo!
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 18:05 |
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Liquid Communism posted:I mean this is his retirement. He shows up, does whatever, and spends most of his time getting paid and surfing. On the one hand, good for him, on the other hand one of the reasons I stopped watching WWE is how I'm supposed to be hyped for phenomenal wrestlers because they are successfully getting paid. Just totally losing my poo poo when someone like Owens makes his way to a lovely squash going "Wooo, go get that paycheck!"
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 04:36 |
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forkboy84 posted:To be fair to WWE, they've done this lovely think for a lot longer than just All In, hell, even before AEW existed. It's an awful company that will fire you for any reason they want but won't let you leave if you're unhappy. I mean, it can be both. In fact, with WWE it can be every and any reason imaginable, as long as they are generally horrid, undermining the basic assumption of human dignity, or pleasing one or the other member of a fascist regime around the globe.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 21:08 |
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Island Nation posted:Honestly, If the strikes are still going on and they can't The Rock to appear at Mania, it's not worth bothering. He'll likely be booked up with film shoots for a few years around that time. Not sure when they'll induct him in the HOF in that case. lol who gives a poo poo about The Rock's last match anymore? It's abundantly clear he will be back eventually. It's honestly pretty pathetic of both Vince and The Rock how they are playing around with the expectations around the match against Roman; it's going to loving happen. Maybe not next year, or the year after, but it will happen and there will be a million lovely ads for it when it does, trying to convince everybody that this was actually worth the wait. And then five years after The Rock will have a five-second squash against Doink's grandson and die five days later, who loving cares?
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 22:19 |
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That DICK! posted:i feel for the rock. its gotta be really hard to think you're gonna be president and fight superman and then end up not doing either of those things Or worse, doing any of those things at this specific point in time.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 22:44 |
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But... he's not gonna beat the Rock? Like, are you crazy? He's gonna have his streak broken, by the Rock. So they can have another match, at next Wrestlemania. For revenge.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 23:05 |
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Sami can be champion at whatever events there are that aren't necessary to build up for the inevitable Rock-Reigns-rematch to the inevitable first Rock-Reigns-Finally-Once-In-A-Lifetime-Episode I match. He will simply hand over the belts during a commercial break on Raw when the time comes and then proceed to beat Dolph Ziggler in handicap tag matches with Kevin Owens.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 23:14 |
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Like, seriously, hands up: Who is going to be hyped when The Rock drops the first hints that he has finally FINALLY COME BACK to fight roman reigns If you felt even the slightest rush imagining even current-day The Rock saying that in the middle of a WWE ring, you know that he is coming back. MJeff posted:I don't think Rock is coming back and I never have and I think it even less the more time passes cause the dude is in his drat 50s and tore a pec every time he wrestled a decade ago. Age and match quality is not going to stop him or WWE from eventually doing this, like come on!
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 23:19 |
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1glitch0 posted:Now that there's cracks showing in his career I don't know if going back to rasslin would create the right perception for his Brand. Being part of a very successful TV program might help his brand. Getting millions of dollars from Saudi Arabia or whatever might help. Just betting on brand rejuvenation for delivering a "long-awaited" marquee match might help.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 23:45 |
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History Comes Inside! posted:Black Adam is such a weird C-tier character for him to have been obsessed with all these years, I really wanna know how he got to that point in the first place Wakanda Forever is pretty blah but the guy who played Namor hopefully is still laughing his rear end off considering that's the other role people had fan-casted The Rock for for ages.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 12:01 |
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Wait, didn't the exact same thing happen to Gargano not too long ago?
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 14:11 |
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Soul Glo posted:Hes probably too busy getting dropped from Netflix movies because of his sexual misconduct allegations to be laughing tbqh Yikes, good riddance then! Looks like a golden opportunity for The Rock to take over that role!
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 14:57 |
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RealityWarCriminal posted:excited to see Jonny bones jones poke roman in the eye Sounds like a big man, are you tall enough to see Jonny bones jones poke roman in the eye?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 18:51 |
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mooseinfants posted:Maybe in exchange for acquiring TKO they can sell Star Wars Man, now I really wanna see what Vince would do with the Star Wars IP. Or even just his befuddled face when someone tries to explain the canon to him.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 20:58 |
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xbilkis posted:https://twitter.com/Fightful/status/1701767266877014043 Either Dunne/Butcher/Dutcher is a) standing on a banana crate, b) that lady is two feet tall, or c) she is doing splits like that one tall-ish interviewer, only more so.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 05:36 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:We are watching terrible men play with their action figures. Nobody makes a billion dollars being a good person. I have made my peace with it, the toys are innocent. Also, you made some money off of them.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 21:44 |
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Rarity posted:Who in NXT could you even have her drop it to? They're all a bunch of green no-name shmucks Why drop it, though? Holding titles forever is the new Thing, surely there is some female Bruno that Becky can "beat". That way, she has her very own Participation Price title to satisfy her fans and keep her out of the way of Charlotte until it is time for a title unification, baby.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 03:39 |
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Can't have been that much unless the hostess club received funding from Saudi Arabia.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 04:29 |
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projecthalaxy posted:
Yeah, every wrestling fan is trying to click play on that one like an idiot.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 14:05 |
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Pillowpants posted:
There is a good chance a bunch of them thought it couldn't possibly happen to them. WWE attracts the kind of dipshits who think that, and it's always funny watching them eat pink slips.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 06:03 |
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Cavauro posted:jade vs rhea could sell 500k buys of wrestlemania on its own. peacock subs I'm all for making GBS threads on WWE but please don't kink shame the people who watch it.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 09:19 |
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Just think of the return pop when they bring her back in seven months!
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 13:20 |
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weekly font posted:Stratton has more potential than Summer Rae or Kelly2 ever did. That praise must be from Victorian England because of all the fainting.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 15:21 |
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rotinaj posted:Oh wow crazy, the Rock has a series of movies that receive pretty strong backlash and discontent from the fanbases and all of a sudden he has time for wrestling again, huh? Don't worry, his live-action Moana remake is gonna take off and he is suddenly going to be very busy again. The guy they slot in for him? His name is Not Cody!
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 20:11 |
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I just watched/listened to that whole thing again despite having seen it a few dozen times because I love it a whole loving lot; many of those times I've seen it with my sons who love it just as much, possibly because they sense how much I love it. I am still incredibly wary of the live-action remake because I don't trust The Rock to bring that kind of fun and energy again and if he fucks it up it will probably make my sons at least a little sad... But I still want him to do it if it means Cody gets suckered again.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 20:38 |
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Bring Nathan Jones home, WWE!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 13:06 |
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They will book him OK-ish for three weeks and then he will get hurt, WWE stans are going to lose their minds over the ~potential~ in his return! Also, quoting myself from a little over a week ago: Grendels Dad posted:lol who gives a poo poo about The Rock's last match anymore? It's abundantly clear he will be back eventually. It's honestly pretty pathetic of both Vince and The Rock how they are playing around with the expectations around the match against Roman; it's going to loving happen. Maybe not next year, or the year after, but it will happen and there will be a million lovely ads for it when it does, trying to convince everybody that this was actually worth the wait.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 21:47 |
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Breetai posted:That's an odd name. I'd've called it a dunny. Let them hoover up a million people from the under-undercard, a constantly shifting and regrowing assortment of nobodies who will be exchanged the moment being in a stable threatens to elevate them.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 08:35 |
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For whatever reason, the Australian government will ground the planes with the WWE Superstars, effectively holding them hostage. The elomination pods are stowed away safely on Vince's private jet.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 13:51 |
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I am extremely cold on Cody because he acts like he is the protagonist of a story when he has done everything in his power not to be. It's not even his story anymore, he isn't the main character, he is not even a hero anymore. All this while being clearly very talented at many aspects of wrestling, it's just kind of frustrating to behold and makes Schadenfreude come easy.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 19:38 |
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1glitch0 posted:I like Cody a lot, but his entertaing life choices and weird public persona makes me laugh when dumb things happen to him. The difference to me is that the Jackass guys set out to get hit in the nuts with a 20 pound frozen fish. They don't try to sell me on the idea that they went back to the Get Hit In The Nuts Factory to finally fulfil their dream and their promise to their dead dad and whatnot.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 19:48 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:no one knows the words to any of them anyway. I trust this has already been posted in the true anthem discussion.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 18:13 |
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Drakkel posted:Wild that HHH went on a re-hiring spree after he took over and then proceeded to do nothing with any of those people and instead just runs through every possible combination of Judgement Day vs Kevin/Sami/Whoever Their Third Friend Is This Week for the next year Worked for the Shield.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 20:56 |
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History Comes Inside! posted:The problem is her knees are held together by hopes and wishes How isn't she NXT champ right now?
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 07:46 |
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I can already hear Cole call her Age Age Jay. There comes Age Age Jay, oh my!
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 10:57 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:23 |
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Pinche Rudo posted:I think now that Vince doesn’t have sole control, he’s going to be forced out/retired in the next few years. I just can’t see TKO/Endeavor keeping him on super long as he’s already 78, still has some lingering investigations going on, and could start clashing with Ari Emanuel as he’s used to being the top dog. I think Vince’s current role is going to be transitional and he eventually winds up with maybe a board seat, but no actual day to day authority over operations. Have you considered that Vince's world runs on the same narrative laws as the Game of Thrones show, wherein the dude/lady most suited for any role gets shanked five minutes into their time at the top and the most horrible person in any given scene getting the power?
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 20:27 |