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Professor Funk posted:Finn apparently tore his calf like 3 weeks before Wrestlemania. So he wrestled that match with a hole in his head and a torn calf. Why are you doing this to yourself, Finn? I'm glad Cody and his broken titty inspired other people to wrestle Hell in a Cell matches with injuries and still get nothing from it in the end.
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lol the loving draft this poo poo keeps getting funnier i'm so glad WWE is back to their old ways
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I like when Stephanie would come out, announce like 10 different names that were switching brands and then leave and they'd immediately cut to some eminently missable match while the announcers vaguely tried to talk about the roster changes and call the lovely match at the same time.
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Apr 8, 2023 07:26
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He has a motto called "The Dream". It's inspired me to live my life to the fullest and harass as many wrestlers as possible in parking lots, airports and hotels.
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Apr 14, 2023 00:25
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Beating up security worked for Austin's surly antihero, so let's do it for everyone, even if it actively hurts their specific character.
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Apr 19, 2023 06:20
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Man, it's such a bummer that Charly is a piece of poo poo. She seemed cool.
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Apr 21, 2023 02:31
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Gonz posted:I do wonder if they’ll ever construct a physical Hall of Fame. It’s been bandied about for years with no actual developments. It's insane that for all of the spectacle and crass commercialism that WWE embodies that they've never gotten around to it. I remember how cool WWE New York seemed back in the day. Just recreate that with a sheen of fake respectability and put it somewhere in Florida near a bunch of tourist poo poo. Seems like easy money.
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Apr 21, 2023 16:14
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Aw hell no. Chris James 2 posted:
Naw, c'mon.
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Apr 22, 2023 06:28
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"Here comes the explosive Ricochet!"
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Apr 22, 2023 20:00
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It's so loving funny that they had Paul come out and give a long speech about how Roman negotiated himself to wrestle less but they still want a champ around so they're just making up a belt. Also, that after the draft Roman will only be on one show, so I guess whatever show he's on will still barely have a champion, but also have the most important champion. What a dingus company.
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Apr 25, 2023 06:50
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Codependent Poster posted:That match is gonna end with a double pin or disputed finish and they're gonna split the belts off. It would be so amazing if they did this literally the same week they created a new World Title belt so that Roman wouldn't have to drop one. God, I hope they do it.
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Apr 25, 2023 17:50
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Sol Ruca
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Apr 27, 2023 11:36
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Some work friends who don't watch wrestling, but vaguely remember some big 80s names, asked me about Hulk Hogan today. Like "is he still alive". And then I tried to explain to increasingly horrified looks about how Hulk kinda turned out to be a little bit racist as gently caress. Did you explain to them that the reason we found out he was racist was on a sex tape where he was banging his friend's wife and whining about being bloated?
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Apr 27, 2023 21:25
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They missed a very funny opportunity to draft Uncle Howdy, even if Bray isn't around. Hell, especially if Bray isn't around.
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Apr 29, 2023 00:48
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I love that the first pick of the draft was Roman, plus another guy. Impossible to take this poo poo seriously, right from the jump.
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Apr 29, 2023 01:37
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Just an absolutely confounding list of people.
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Apr 29, 2023 02:50
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It's fine. A bit odd that they only put three people on there and those are the two people they put with Roman, though.
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May 1, 2023 19:56
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I love that the WWE Draft is so stupid that it has recappers like the guy over at CBS Sports, who is a total Vincel, opening their recaps with paragraphs about how the whole thing makes no sense and is insulting to the audience. Nobody can lie to themselves and say they like it.
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May 2, 2023 06:07
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RIP to Pretty Deadly whoever the gently caress that is
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May 3, 2023 06:00
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Wait. Backlash is tomorrow? lol
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May 5, 2023 19:13
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Cody will probably still win the loser fuckface nerd belt at some point in the future. It's actually moderately decent booking that they didn't just hand it to him immediately after he lost to Roman. I still wouldn't call it "meaningful" per se, but they'll probably give him a run with the lovely belt. Brock does still rule, though. https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1655742184660893696?s=20
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Rarity posted:No but he does share a bank account with Colt Cabana's mom now that's a fuckin' scoop
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May 13, 2023 15:44
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The best part about that is that the word influence is value-neutral. Is the WWE influencing the world in a positive or negative way? Well, I guess that’s up to you to decide!
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May 15, 2023 17:02
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While I think it's a near certainty that Rollins wins, it would be very very funny if the first holder of the new Raw belt was a guy who was just drafted to Smackdown for literally no reason, so I hope it happens.
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May 17, 2023 04:06
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Eat My Fuc posted:Cody should turn heel, turn purple, and be that big purple man from marvels endgame TIL you can buy an official El Terror Purpura action figure and it's actually pretty cool
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May 17, 2023 23:43
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Gavok posted:Kraven was a star on Broadway, goddamn it! It's so funny to me that out of all the Spider-Man villains they could put in their goofy, campy musical, one that they choose is loving Carnage, the serial killing psychopath.
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May 19, 2023 01:47
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Invalid Validation posted:I don’t get it, and still what? I assume hittin' them corners in those low-lows, girl
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May 22, 2023 06:45
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It rules how Cody just shoots his arm out to get it in position to be smashed by an empty keg.
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May 23, 2023 17:12
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lol Every time I see this shirt it just reminds me of this very stupid and very funny standup bit, which I can't embed because I only see it on the Comedy Central site. https://www.cc.com/video/l23efn/comedy-central-stand-up-presents-casey-james-salengo-where-s-daddy-gonna-sit
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MJeff posted:So which is it, excuse for losing or transparent attempt to recreate Hell in a Cell from last year? Tune into Peacock at like 9 in the morning to find out!!!!!
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You can tell the belt matters because it’s crowning its inaugural champ at noon on a Saturday.
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no thanks
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Majinfoose posted:I thought the baby's name was Oops? Oops, All Howdies
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Good for Mike.
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JethroMcB posted:Cody wins the briefcase; the following Raw opens from CFG Bank Arena in beautiful Baltimore, Maryland with Cody in the middle of the ring and the MitB briefacse on a pedestal beside him. He begins telling a story about how HIS FATHER worked for every opportunity he was given in pro wrestling, and that by watching him as a child he realized that nothing in this business comes easy. He recounts the match from the Premium Live Event that won him this briefcase, this guaranteed title shot...which represents the easiest way to the WWE Championship possible. Eventually Stinky Corbin gains the upper hand and dethrones Seth Freakin' Rollins. Cody loses to Stinky at Wrestlemania.
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Jun 1, 2023 08:39
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It's the same belt.
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Miching Mallecho posted:After the spinner belt, it's just been the same loving belt with the same giant logo and either blue/black/ red and now gold/yellow coloring. This one is still a black strap. They just put a gold plate behind the front part. And now they can sell NEW replicas to however many dipshits buy all of those.
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TV Zombie posted:unless hints of one of the Usos turning on the other is a new development. Isn't this what the entire angle is?
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Drakkel posted:Have I got good news for you: Lol They literally call it the Mustard Belt too, if I remember correctly.
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