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Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.


Halfway through this I legitimately began to wonder if it was an AI generated / spliced thing where "he beat him" would go on for the full length of the clip but ultimately lol

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Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Hirez posted:

for like the whole first hour, just due to all those fans complaining that they had 2 minutes of wrestling in a 1 hour commercial free airing lol

I wish there was an easy way to get an answer to this, but I would kill to know what the worst instance of this was. There has to be at least one occurrence of this--if not on Raw then on TNA--where it crept beyond a full hour and I want to know just how much past an hour it went.

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

yea ok posted:

nope. brandi gotta go too

Go back to filming Shot of Brandi every week, yea

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Cowboy BeBrock

Is that anything?

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Cody: "But when I signed the contract I got it in writing 'Cody will win at Wrestlemania', I made SURE to get that"
Vince/HHH: "But it doesn't say which Wrestlemania, does it?"

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Every time I think of Seth’s laughing gimmick I think of this video: https://youtu.be/os5qX998gME

Imagine not watching wrestling and seeing that

For me his laugh is just taking Christopher Lambert's laugh and making it go longer and more manic, but that back of the throat cackle is still in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FswhQmILLU

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.


YOUR MAIN EVENT. IS A “SONG OF THE SOUTH” MATCH.

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

JethroMcB posted:

Brian Pillboy (alternatively, Pillchild)

Stable with Pillboi and Donkey Doug

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Shard posted:

Didn't Jey help cost Cody the win at wrestlemania?

If it was revealed that the entire progression of Jey costing Cody the match / leaving the Bloodline / eventually teaming up / winning the titles was just 12D chess by Roman to gently caress with Cody by immediately costing him said title, I'd started watching the show.

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Majinfoose posted:

Cody's never ending story

Artax sinking into the swamp, but it's replaced by Cody's glowing head.

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Digital Jedi posted:

It sure is a look


Looking like the third singer who got removed from 'Dick in a Box'

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Eat My Fuc posted:

Sami literally said “Let’s talk about AEW” on RAW to no reaction. Hunter tried to give them the rub

Wake us up when he gives them the iggy

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Seams posted:

The Passion of the Cody

"DUSTY, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?"

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.


“Taking a picture with all of my fans at the event, they’re here too just out of frame”

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

No 26 year old is going to feel comfortable enough getting away with things to go around their boss and antagonize Punk in WWE. Simple as.

Unless Punk is being used to prop up an NXT episode, lol at thinking he’ll be interacting with anyone under 30 period. He won’t be within 100 of anyone that age wrestling a match

…ok Lexis King has the opportunity to completely reverse public opinion of himself if he just starts shooting on Punk

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Because we are in another company environment I need a ruling: is making JOKES along the line of “lol it’ll be funny when punk kicks someone and his foot shatters like if it was made of LEGO” going to get people saying “I’m reporting you for wishing an IRL person gets injured”

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Over/under on Jade's time from first TV mention to match vs time from VEER IS COMING to Veer arriving?

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Dimebags Brain posted:

Looks like Kevin… is done.

A single tear falls down Butch’s cheek

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

weekly font posted:

We’re gonna end up face turning on the beeper king because of how big of an herb he is. I feel it in my bones.

I would pay good money for a Lexis King vs Dennis Duffy match

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

That DICK! posted:

“Kevin…. Get me the nwo…..”

“The nwo is no longer active sir. In fact your job guy has been dead for two years”

"Then get me their non-union Mexican equivalent!"

*LWO music hits*

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

The Grey posted:

So we aren't allowed to post unless it's to criticize WWE?

No, you just have to preface every post you make with "I only read about this in a tweet I PROMISE I didn't actually watch the show"

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Dominik matches: not injured
Drew match: injured

Drew is clearly an unsafe worker, get him outta there

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

motherbox posted:

Assuming he got told to do the job on Friday and it’s not a work, he did it in a way that galvanized half of the company roster and all of the internet on his behalf.

Obviously you can pick apart some of this (of course Vince still has power/control even if he's lost it officiall), but you do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to" the wrestlers standing up for Cody

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

and cody cried them a river

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

None of this poo poo makes ANY sense. It's been *checks watch* six days since "lol cody" and NOW is when you pivot!?? Regardless of if it's a work or a shoot, there's a whole two months left til WM and even with elimination chamber you could have milked the temporary angel for multiple weeks to make it seem like you knew what you were doing. What, is the company just run by completely loving morons who oooooooooooooh

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Rarity posted:

Let him cook

What I hear everytime someone says this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVe40DQMKA&t=5s

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

UnleashedDad posted:

why do you guys keep saying slom

Cody: “so what do you guys wanna talk about?”
Audience: “SLOM! SLOM! SLOM!”

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Majinfoose posted:

EMF has a folder titled "Cody Donkey Show", it's covered

Kinky Cody and the Sexy Dud

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

let’s all just pretend this pape never happened

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

dodgeblan posted:

you think styles needs to be able to move his arms to have a good match?

Post the gif of Brian cage with the post it on his back

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

TheKingslayer posted:

Can't just be burgers. Gotta be big daddy burgers.

Big Daddy eats first

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

That bar has a lots of seats open





Because everyone is standing up for WWE!

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Which wrestler is The Batman Who Laughs?

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Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Kaveman posted:

What do Vince McMahon and the United States Armed Forces have in common?

Institutionalised rape and murder of innocents.

I was gonna say they do whatever Saudia Arabia wants.

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