WWE General Thread: He woo'd directly into a blind grandmother's face.

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Yellowy rubber
The rubber chicken
Thrown in the ring while Cody's not kicking
Vince now has a moustache on
Rhodes push gone
The story finished on page one

# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 20:06

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 19:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

StarkRavingMad posted:

Now, does WWE lean into it at this point? Have Cody bring a rubber chicken to the ring and start talking to it?

You can't lean into it in this case because everyone will just be more emboldened for it and in best case scenario your babyfa e you made fall over and drop his ice cream is now nicknamed The Rubber Chicken.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 22:14

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Are ya winning son?

# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 22:20

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Codependent Poster posted:

Sending HHH out there like a hostage making videos saying everything is fine and they're treating the workers great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a7ExWd698w

# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 21:10

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The new WWE owners

“Anything from H.R. to finance to legal to communications production to distribution and marketing,” Shapiro said. “Across every area, you’re going to find cost synergies; you’re going to integrate and ultimately highlight and appoint the best and brightest teams.”

“There’s no question that when Nick (Khan) goes in to renew his domestic deals, having us at the table, with our relationships and our portfolio of assets, will be helpful in the process," said Shapiro.

Cost synergies.

ITS CUT DAY SOON.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 21:16

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Pylons posted:

Endeavor won't be shy about letting people go. They let the Heavyweight Champion walk.

Fixed for the facts. Justice for Ngannou.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 21:39

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/nhathaniel_h/status/1644087857898766340

# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 00:00

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Remember those Halcyon days of "the weekend" where thinkpieces were written "lets see how it plays out" that Cody losing wouldn't hurt him and he needed adversity to overcome for The Greater Story and then Brock rubbed him into a fine paste and now hes the rubber chicken loser.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 00:08

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Dacap posted:

Just got excited about the idea of Nakamura at FD2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctS_PUU-ab0

# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 03:00

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

skaboomizzy posted:

Oh boy, a brand draft, this will surely work out better than the last six times they've done this

100% chance GUNTHER is moved to Raw to put over Roman

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 07:08

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

gently caress WE WERE SO CLOSE TO LAUGHING AT WWE SIGNING NICK ALDIS

# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 13:56

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Maxwell Lord posted:

I mean it's perfect as is, he looks like the main villain of a telenovela.

It's the hair dye that really throws me

# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 22:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Rarity posted:

The new Botchamania is an all-timer

I wasn't expecting that Michael Cole burn on Top Dolla. That ruled.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 22:52

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Seams posted:

https://twitter.com/wwe/status/1645951737411391490?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

Bron is insanely orange

EC4

# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 22:45

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

lol theyre booking La Knight to win MITB because that blue chipper needs the push

# ¿ Apr 16, 2023 00:56

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Wolfpac is back with a massive erection

So the guy who rapped that has been in prison sentenced for life on a murder that looks increasingly like he's innocent and was framed by prosecutor's misconduct and jury bullying. Nearly 20 years now in prison.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2023 16:05

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ChrisBTY posted:

I think the one thing buried in this dumb booking is that if Cody wants one thing more than being the champion, it's being the martyr.
(It's still dumb booking. Somebody being champion for 2.5 years in the era of weekly television is dumb)

The other thing was Dusty losing was by getting screwed - by blood, by ref's, by the dirtiest player in the game, at shows leading up to the moment, and it was you knew he was better than Ric. Cody was a loser who lost to better and stronger men who he isn't on the level of on the biggest stage and has nowhere to go but down.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 00:11

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Majinfoose posted:

THAT'S BEN CARTER!?

Boom

# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 03:53

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

So WWE and Twitch are doing sone partnership in that the reason wrestlers can stream again is that WWE is getting a cut but it's from the cut Twitch takes from Streamers so the wrestlers are making the same amount if money and the only person losing is Amazon.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 02:10

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

rare Magic card l00k posted:

sorry to ruin everyone's jokes but I believe it's Jr. being charged

the government is trying to gently caress on him

https://twitter.com/Fightful/status/1649110951868895233?t=p5AkZsQC6dnz70VWD0fiRQ&s=19

The Legacy reboot on ice no wonder they kept beating down the rubber chicken

# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 01:10

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/CharlyOnTV/status/1649134161981067264?s=20

Next NWA champion

# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 01:26

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Gonz posted:

Also, people often forget that after Vince was blown up, fans were literally calling FBI field offices to ask questions about the crime, which led to WWE having to tell people to knock that poo poo off, because the ficticious “FIB” investigatory agency was on the case, replete with “FIB” agents issuing statements on WWE shows.

Donald Trump called to check if Vince was OK. This is a thing that happened.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 03:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Absolutely incredible that this is the kayfabe explanation

They care enough about the fans for each brand to have its own champion, but not enough to convince the best wrestler in the history of the promotion to work full-time

And yet I know hand to heart John Cena his direct predecessor is better in every way.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 12:43

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

he's coming home :')

samoa joe calling punk "you still with WWE"

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 15:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

...to AEW Collision, every Saturday night, on TNT!

Cole-ision

Cole Miners Rise Up

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 15:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamYeary15/status/1651051999419330560

Weirdly this move used to be used often by Brody King so I was thinking of yeah I know this it's cool lucha stuff

And then that happened.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2023 18:12

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Somebody stop Tony Khan before there are no knees left. Curse you TK!

# ¿ Apr 27, 2023 16:04

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Adrenaline
In my soul
Relegated to the B-Show

Also lol that after years the end of The Bloodline story is them being split via a draft. Truly this was the more important story.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 03:45

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/afirexinside/status/1651725825144700928?t=cWVIyG2DymAxMQNtAxjcrA&s=19

# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 04:31

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

the story is finished

# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 01:23

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Testekill posted:

Seems to me that RAW isn't doing very good with their picks outside of Imperium and Cody.

Honestly whomever got Imperium wins by default so congrats RAW.

If therexwas an interpromorional draft AEW should just say Imperium with the #1 pick like they are the Wu-Tang Clan.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 02:13

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Cody winning the consolation belt would honestly be more embarrassing than not winning it

Both options are bad and it's an own goal in both cases.wins it and lol consolation prize not up to Roman belt us worthless. Loses it and he's Cody the Rubber Choker who can't win when it matters but unlike underdogs he feels like an anointed man who just fails and thus you can't support him in a Sami or WWE Bryan way.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 20:44

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

kdrudy posted:

I mean, Vince was for sure juicing and working out constantly. Shane looks like the only juice he's aware of is vape juice.

Shane actually looks more on juice there, thats HGH face

# ¿ Apr 30, 2023 05:49

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

What a draft

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1652380266499829762?t=8fMRhc8aMOywJoMVINZAPA&s=19

# ¿ Apr 30, 2023 20:08

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

He's the exact type of boring Vince and Trips love. And since ratings, fans, and anything else don't matter why shouldn't they have him beat Bruno's record since it's all meaningless now anyway

He's the American Big Daddy.

# ¿ May 1, 2023 05:48

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Chris James 2 posted:

The streak

is over...

I can not name one thing she did.

# ¿ May 1, 2023 16:34

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I literally remember none of these.

# ¿ May 1, 2023 16:49

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

bartok posted:

Alicia Fox had an incredible Northern Lights Suplex they hosed up not making that her finisher.

OH THAT WAS HER?!

Ok now I remember one thing. That poo poo was dope.

# ¿ May 1, 2023 16:54

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1653021464436654080

Io Shirai isn't American you doinks

if it means Pacific Islander-American then Dakota Kai isn't supposed to be there either

Lid fucked around with this message at 19:43 on May 1, 2023

# ¿ May 1, 2023 19:41

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 19:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

DeepDickPizza posted:

RIP to Pretty Deadly whoever the gently caress that is

one of the things that we gladly wish would come to AEW, they're good op

# ¿ May 3, 2023 06:01

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