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xeccah
Apr 6, 2023

Duck and Cover posted:

How can something that is not a crystal be a jerk off crystal?

a really good, vaguely erotic conversation piece on a coffee table can be a jo crystal if people are willing to crank their hog over it. ANYTHING can absorb the energy from a man nutting on an object (except for, of course, women)

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xeccah
Apr 6, 2023

Duck and Cover posted:

That's bullshit. I'm not saying that you can' store jerk off energy using other mediums I am saying that unless they are crystals they aren't a jerk off crystal.

a crystal is just an arrangement of molecules. it's just that my JO crystal can run crysis

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