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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Buce posted:

i'm on lots of drugs, but they're all prescribed and none are very fun :(

That sucks. Drugs are supposed to be fun. :shrug:

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Shootin dope
Between my toes,
Clammy D feelin better
Than all you hoes
Snortin pills
From A to Z,
Then I’ll muscle pop
Some ecstasy.
Walk into the kitchen,
The crack is done!
Now it’s time,
To have some fun.
Smoke some crack,
And watch TV,
OMG I gotta pee.
I pee in the ficus,
I pee on the rug,
You know Clammy D
Don’t give a gently caress!
I pee in the air,
I pee where I want,
Clammy gonna pee
Right in your cuuuuup.

Drank a pepsicola,
In Pensacola
Wasn’t quite as ill
As they might have told ya
Suckers choppin up
My post nasal drip
And sellin that poo poo
For $50 a hit

When I’m chillin
In my home,
I like to suck back
Adrenochrome
Call a chick
To suck my dick
She come over,
And start to strip
She got 3 pussies
And 7 dicks
Clammy D don’t know
Which one to pick.
Maybe I should do
A bump of coke,
Still don’t know
Which hole to poke
What the gently caress,
That didn’t work
Clammy D feelin
like a big jerk.
Eat some shrooms
So my dick get long
Clammy D lookin drat good
In a thong
Found some weed,
Under the rug
Now clammy d
Did all the drugs

Drank a pepsicola
In Pensacola
Wasn’t quite as ill
As they might have told ya
Suckers choppin up
My post nasal drip
And sellin that poo poo
For $50 a hit

:slick:

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