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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


years ago there was news stories about some guy that had a weiner problem and everytime he got a boner his internal weiner tube got more and more damaged until he wouldn't be able to bonerify his weiner anymore

it was claimed he only had 100 boners left before becoming bonerless. so im looking for updates. did this guy go boner crazy for a while and run out of boners or is he carefully guarding his remaining boners


please tell me that guy's current boner status

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
you're thinking of that crash test dummies song op.


it was made up

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
I’ve never been more emotionally invested in another human beings life than I am right now

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I got a boner

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i woke up this morning
i had a boner
i went to sleep with no bitch last night ***** I was a loner

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Mods please permaban anyone who makes light of this very serious situation

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

years ago there was news stories about some guy that had a weiner problem and everytime he got a boner his internal weiner tube got more and more damaged until he wouldn't be able to bonerify his weiner anymore

it was claimed he only had 100 boners left before becoming bonerless. so im looking for updates. did this guy go boner crazy for a while and run out of boners or is he carefully guarding his remaining boners
that's not what I hoped the 100 boners guy would be at all

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Think the guy has a countdown clock of how many boners he has left?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


kntfkr posted:

you're thinking of that crash test dummies song op.


it was made up

once there was this man who
got into an accident and couldn't cum, poor fool
but when he finally came back
his pubes had turned from black into bright white

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
I Only Have One Hundred Boners Left and I Just Met the Love of My Life

A Japanese light novel turned anime turned Netflix adaptation

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Is this a joe gatto thread?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




he did run out of boners, unfortunately

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
the "spongeworthy" episosde of Seinfeld but it's bonerworthy

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
you can't control when u get boners

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Based on my research typing embarrassing things into google the condition appears to be called Peyronie's disease. No specific people listed but its a start

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why not just ask your dad OP?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Revins posted:

Based on my research typing embarrassing things into google the condition appears to be called Peyronie's disease. No specific people listed but its a start

Is that when your Peyronie loses its pep?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Never heard of that guy OP but you did remind me of this guy who can't stop busting in his pants like 100 times per day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzwJdf6AlT4

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Devils Affricate posted:

Never heard of that guy OP but you did remind me of this guy who can't stop busting in his pants like 100 times per day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzwJdf6AlT4

god i wish that were me

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




that is the result of a genie or a monkey paw, no doubt

you’ve got to be so so careful when wording your wishes folks

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
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Dares Box Trump

kntfkr posted:

you can't control when u get boners

yeah

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
It's like 100 boners when all you need is a balls
~Alanis Morisette

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Devils Affricate posted:

Never heard of that guy OP but you did remind me of this guy who can't stop busting in his pants like 100 times per day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzwJdf6AlT4

"Suffered"

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.vice.com/en/article/xd5bqk/the-guy-claiming-he-only-has-100-boners-left-is-probably-misinformed-877

quote:

An anonymous man claims that doctors told him he has only 100 more chances to have an orgasm, but a urologist we spoke to says that he's probably gotten something mixed up.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
He has a chance now op

https://youtu.be/yOZVg_s6FIU

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Lol "along with daily penile stretching and straightening exercises" "do not have any sexual activity during or for 4 weeks after each treatment cycle" just keep the bent weiner jesus

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Nooner posted:

I got a booner

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

pepperoni disease doesnt sound that bad tbh

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Mine does a loopdeloop like a pig’s tail. Never had any issues

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Mine does a loopdeloop like a pig’s tail. Never had any issues

world's smallest loop

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
he started crowdsourcing them, saddest kickstarter ever

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If I could have 100 boners then I would like 100 more

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010

Alucard posted:

Is that when your Peyronie loses its pep?

lol

Come a little closer, hon, a-will you, hon
Close enough to look at my, small peyronie
Keep it in a mystery, you're kissing me
Fumble round my thighs for my small peyronie

My, My, My, waoh

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Poohs Packin posted:

pepperoni disease doesnt sound that bad tbh

peperony and
diseese

VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


man with the spawn magic counter on his taint

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Leper Go-getter posted:

lol

Come a little closer, hon, a-will you, hon
Close enough to look at my, small peyronie
Keep it in a mystery, you're kissing me
Fumble round my thighs for my small peyronie

My, My, My, waoh

lmao

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

We we we wanna, the marijuana (where da bud at)

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Cum original

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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I think he moved to the Vampire Survivors thread

I mean come on the relevance here is astounding

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3991144

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