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TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

HAIL eSATA-n posted:



someone really wants tsla to stay above 150

I see the pulse of a thriving company buddy. it would be bad if it was flat.

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Stupid
Bread Liar

recalling every single one of my turd products is good, actually

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Do these idiots think Elon is out there personally bringing back every cyber truck sold

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Glumwheels posted:

Do these idiots think Elon is out there personally bringing back every cyber truck sold

they think he's personally in charge of all the decisions at all of his companies, yeah

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

which, tbf, it's only because he's done so many boneheaded things to interfere with processes that the CEO should be nowhere near that it creates the illusion that he's overseeing every little detail

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Reminder that a gas pedal getting stuck basically sunk Audi in the United States for the better past of a decade.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Glumwheels posted:

Do these idiots think Elon is out there personally bringing back every cyber truck sold

He is.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


elon showed up at my house with a giant (physical size) check like publisher's clearing house once to deliver my X engagement money

it was epic

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

HAIL eSATA-n posted:



someone really wants tsla to stay above 150

down almost 40% YTD lmao

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Spergin Morlock posted:

down almost 40% YTD lmao

sounds like the perfect time to buy the dip

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

sounds like the perfect time to buy the dipshitmobile

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

sounds like the perfect time to buy the dip

You joke but I wish I had bought Amazon at $80 a few months ago, I knew it would go back up but not so quickly and back to the high.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

they think he's personally in charge of all the decisions at all of his companies, yeah

I saw a thing how after the recent layoffs the c suite at Tesla is now three people and elon has 35 managers as direct reports so it's kinda true

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

the milk machine posted:

I saw a thing how after the recent layoffs the c suite at Tesla is now three people and elon has 35 managers as direct reports so it's kinda true

yeah its funny because it should not be true for a company of that size, yet

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
it's why the cars are so epic/ftw

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

sounds like the perfect time to buy the dip

its totally normal for a large cap stock to gain and lose 50% of its value multiple times a year right?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Only Tesla could have issued a recall for the accelerator pedal being lubed up and ready to rumble. No other manufacturer is capable of that kind of visionary innovation.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

I clicked through and the guy had to specify he was being sarcastic

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

GigaShanghai will be cutting production by 30% and laying off 30-40% of staff

Shanghai is where they make most of their profit from FYI

https://twitter.com/tphuang/status/1781375886777831715

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Pushing the layoffs button until the stock goes back over $150.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDZn4BBOIDw&hd=1

gotting recommended videos by haters that are not ftw

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

:psyduck:

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Rynn posted:

GigaShanghai will be cutting production by 30% and laying off 30-40% of staff

Shanghai is where they make most of their profit from FYI

https://twitter.com/tphuang/status/1781375886777831715

Wow, better give the ceo who’s mismanaging the downturn $50 billion!

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
But the stock is above 180 150 145 and the stock price is the only thing that matters.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

teethgrinder posted:

I clicked through and the guy had to specify he was being sarcastic

poe's law is ever present

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
He's a modern-day Horatio Alger

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


These prices are great!

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

dr_rat posted:

Reportedly 2 million pre-orders. So unless that's a faked number being reported than there has been so few deliveries because teslas having a bunch of problems making them. Which sounds about right.

That's less than 28 delivered a day since the delivery event. So at this rate, just under 200 years for all of those 2 million preorders to be fulfilled

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

u wouldnt preorder a truck...

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
still love the rivet

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Iirc the cost to preorder was only $100 so it was low-risk for people who aren't necessarily going to actually want one when their number comes up.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Lmao
https://www.supportteslavalue.com

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.




Oh my loving god. This is the reason why that piece of poo poo exists, isn't it? A loving crappy computer game from the 80's. His obsession with air friction now makes sense.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
actually, that's Epic

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Spergin Morlock posted:

down almost 40% YTD lmao
lol, at the end of today's trading, no almost about it.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

dr_rat posted:

lol, at the end of today's trading, no almost about it.


good thing elon cashed out billions of dollars worth before it dropped

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Thoughts and Prayers to all the Telsa Youtubers who have nothing to film going over 3 inch hills till the brakes are fixed.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

moist turtleneck posted:

actually, that's Epic

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

apple 2 games ftw

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