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16-bit Butt-Head)
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NeonPunk posted:But the banks are run by other rich white old men?? that's why lawyers exist, to arbitrate disputes between two or more groups of the wealthy.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 14:48 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 20:55 |
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it's astounding how dumb these motherfuckers are
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 14:54 |
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Egg Moron posted:Look Saudi Arabia, you have me a loan for Twitter.com but now I work at X theveverythingapp so please stop sending me bone saws in the mail elon receiving a severed finger and ransom note in the mail: ummm, who uses snail mail anymore? methinks the 19th century would like her communication system back!
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 15:02 |
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the milk machine posted:Pee Fang absolutely
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 22:34 |
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Hope they reveal the robot today, got a good feeling
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 15:01 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:the robot which is real will wow everyone and this thread will become jealous of it and say it doesnt matter because anyone could make a robot if they wanted too *Yoda voice* hrrmm... the woke mind virus, strong with this thread lol
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 15:03 |
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"why not reinvent the wheel?"
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 17:25 |
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shyduck posted:Lol this is Mike Rowe's bullshit Musk is like a Katamari of dumb bullshit, standing on the shoulders of morons
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 17:46 |
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he already gets to the existing issue, how would you safely deploy an airbag without launching the screen at the user, in the same post he's making the point in tho. like, that's when you should go "ah, right" and then delete it, not send it!
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 17:54 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:he's saying you can install doom on your steering wheel and shoot demons while you drive down interstate highway on your tesla which is in self driving mode above the legal speed limit ideally you'd eliminate the screen in the steering wheel altogether and instead use the tesla's Smart Windows and Windshield to create AR game objectives on the road while you're driving
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 17:55 |
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the monkeys HATE driving the car. you will have to calm your monkey each night in the garage while your Tesla charges. they enjoy being read to and soft adult contemporary.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 18:02 |
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WhyteRyce posted:Obviously you can't have a full touch screen on the wheel because of the airbag. So you'll have to shrink the screen small enough to put it on the sides of the wheel. But then you have a small screen too small to make out or select the functionality, so just have multiple tiny small touch screens that each control only a single, fixed function. And make sure it has haptic feedback so you know when you pressed it a touch screen ON the wheel is out of the question. but what about a touchscreen... that IS the wheel!!!
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 18:05 |
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a steering wheel that learns how to turn from you turning it and then replaces itself with a touchscreen that executes flawlessly learned turns with the press of a button
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 18:08 |
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what you're supposed to do is bait him into saying hate speech has gone down and then be like 'what about this report that says it's gone up' this poo poo is so easy to not gently caress up
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 18:59 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Elon Musk ftw. hearing this more and more
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 00:32 |
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elon musk is gonna invent a device that finally makes life worth lving
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 02:02 |
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Cheen posted:its called the undivorcer audience: ooooooo undivorcer, he said it's called the undivorcer
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 02:05 |
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A Bakers Cousin posted:I mean for real "Musk by Elon" is like a no brainer sell to elon stans he already did and called it "burnt hair" because he's a moron and didn't deliver that either lol
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2023 20:14 |
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the idea here is that parents are unable to decide what is best for their children which, ironically, is an argument in favor of the destruction of family that SJWs supposedly crave
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2023 17:39 |
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Peace Gay But who's loving?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2023 22:36 |
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did he have a stroke or something?
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 01:59 |
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anything like is lovely enough on its own, but you look at it through the lens of him estranging himself from his trans child, and he just looks like such a vindictive prick
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 15:53 |
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a.lo posted:does he ever mention his trans kid he addressed them emancipating themself from him as "well, can't win em all"
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 15:59 |
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whoa... i knew acquiring twitter sped up the timeline of X, the everything app 3-5 years but to see it in practice is astonishing...
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 18:31 |
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Jaxyon posted:How old is Elon's dad? like Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and George W Bush, he is a true boomer born in 1946
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 21:07 |
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I would love to be killed this way Mods? Make it happen E: 16bb if you could give me a sixer with this as the reason I'd appreciate it Pepe Silvia Browne has issued a correction as of 21:59 on Apr 18, 2023 |
# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 21:53 |
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that's not the same as what i was talking about, which is to be shot with that big rear end shell but not tied to the cannon
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 23:51 |
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A Bakers Cousin posted:no no no we are talking about a DIFFERENT cannon execution method EXCUSE ME I quoted a gif of a huge shell going through a ballistic dummy and said I wanna get killed LIKE THAT and somebody else rolls up and goes "oh being tied to a cannon isn't as cool as you think" no poo poo cuz that's not what I said I wanted
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 23:57 |
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thank you, kill me
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 00:04 |
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lmao
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 00:08 |
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Spergin Morlock posted:imagine paying $1.7mil for a house in central PA i'm imagining it Ahhh!! AHHH!!! too spooky! no!!
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 16:51 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:anything funny happen a squirrel got thrown off a bird feeder
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 18:59 |
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i would just make the rocket not blow up
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 14:40 |
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we used to be a proper country
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 14:50 |
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there was a time when if a rocket failed, a man in a short-sleeved button up shirt and horn-rimmed glasses who speaks three words a year would be throwing a clipboard on the ground and everyone else in the control room would be terrified it was their fault
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 14:52 |
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Texas is gonna be the desert version of Rapture in like 3 years
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 16:52 |
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Three Olives posted:Because Silicon Valley bullshit. "Traditional aerospace companies have tried to anticipate and prevent as many failures as possible ahead of times. Because they design rockets, the things we put warheads on."
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 17:02 |
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look we're not gonna put any people on it until it hasn't blow up 2, maybe 3 times, ok?
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 17:03 |
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mdemone posted:wait....did the launch pad not have a channel to divert the energy horizontally?!? why would they have one of those that sounds cringe
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 17:10 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 20:55 |
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:diverting energy? sounds like new age crystal magic bullshit. this is science and these are the world's greatest engineers. please report to the Alchemy thread for re-education
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 17:25 |