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Elon Musk is profoundly stupid, profoundly lazy, and profoundly pathetic He's the most divorced man on earth and I cannot believe he still has remoras around him in tyool 2023 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 10, 2023 15:45
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im back from my reeducation camp think about all the great tweets the op is missing out on it as glorious technoking elon was forced to delete the very best tweets at the behest of his crack legal team smdh
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Apr 10, 2023 22:58
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love to not be able to hit the horn because im driving with my leather driving gloves on and smash into an emu
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Apr 12, 2023 15:45
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SO MUCH DATA DO GO THROUGH THIS IS A WIN FOR SURE! !!! ! !! ! !
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Apr 20, 2023 14:37
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420 burn one dowwwwwwn 
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Apr 20, 2023 14:38
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man claiming to save the environment blows up another rocket
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Apr 20, 2023 14:41
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muskites are hyperfocusing on the exploding thing as if it was planned fine but what about it spinning out of control for like a minute straight?
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Apr 20, 2023 16:39
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Giving free twitter blue to celebrities who have very publicly told you to each poo poo instead of paying for your garbage site is the weakest poo poo I have ever seen. Like buying cardboard standees of famous people to try and claim they’re coming to your party so other people will show up levels pathetic actually funny person donald trump would never stoop this low lmao
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Apr 21, 2023 00:37
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Apr 21, 2023 15:05
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when they told elon ' we need a diverter' he thought they were talking about diverting advertisers away from twitter, not diverting exhaust away from the launch pad
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Apr 21, 2023 19:33
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imagine having imposter syndrome in 2023 - one of the richest people in the world is melting down and leaked his lovely burner account on main seemingly out of nowhere
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Apr 25, 2023 15:10
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pure absolute silence on children brides though
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Apr 25, 2023 16:19
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May 4, 2023 13:56
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maybe it's net revenue so it's gonna be 842 years before they break even and the program kicks in
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May 5, 2023 22:14
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mdemone posted:she's head of global advertising for NBCU, she had gently caress you money a decade ago ugh high score chasing 🙄
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May 11, 2023 21:47
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ew gross imagine using twitter in 2023
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May 12, 2023 20:49
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Just a Moron posted:Had a chance to ride in a friend's Tesla. Those door handles are so godamned stupid. You either have to use 2 hands or cock your wrist at a weird angle to simultaneously depress one end with your thumb and grab the other end with your fingers. wait til you read about how backseat passengers have to get out if the car loses power
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May 15, 2023 15:45
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spacemang_spliff posted:you just conveniently pass through the pearly gates tesla autopilot can't see white so i think it's more so smash into rather than pass through
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May 15, 2023 18:10
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gently caress SNEEP posted:Twitter is truly becoming X, the everything app 3-5 years ahead of schedule haha remember when youtube charged you a monthly fee to upload videos? absolutely wild
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May 18, 2023 15:16
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tenderjerk posted:lol is that legal you wont care
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May 18, 2023 15:50
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Just a Moron posted:Musk currently has a higher favorability rating than any politician in the U.S. people that answer polls are generally dipshits regardless so take it with a grain of salt
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May 23, 2023 20:08
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wait is it make america florida (coozy & url) or make america lorida (everything else)?
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May 23, 2023 21:51
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that book by robin deanglo is one of those self aggrandizing books ive ever had the displeasure of reading what a loving garbage book
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May 25, 2023 20:08
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1661830256721010689?cxt=HHwWgoDRjYr0gJAuAAAA he literally cannot stop lying its pathological
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May 26, 2023 14:49
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if elon musk's visions for all the features in a tesla car came true they'd be the most annoying cars on the road to drive next to - worse than bmws and the chuds in their F150s tailgating you 4'' behind you on the highway never forget https://insideevs.com/news/350682/tesla-roadster-spacex-thrusters/
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May 26, 2023 15:20
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oh my god he's refuting hanlon's razor now? what a loving wanker
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May 29, 2023 15:31
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Toplowtech posted:Of course, before we knew the stabber was christian, there was long period of time during which they said a lot of poo poo they now regret ever saying. OOPSIE. I guess they haven't learned the american defense of "oh, I'm mistaken? Well we know it's bad enough out there that this *could've* happened and that alone means I'm not mistaken at all. *continues to push hate rhetoric mindlessly*"
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Jun 9, 2023 15:55
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:https://twitter.com/galaxypeabrain/status/1667658855449255941?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ idgi
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Jun 12, 2023 16:25
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Consummate Professional posted:hasn’t it been years since a new tesla model was released? how’s his rear end transforming that industry surely telling legacy carmakers that they don't need to redesign and release new product for half a decade, duh
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Jun 12, 2023 20:16
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quitting twitter is the most cost effective method of treating depression - therapists wish they could treat their patients that effectively although if everyone quit twitter i wouldnt be able to see how much of a dipshit elon is being on the daily so only half of you quit twitter ok?
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Jun 16, 2023 14:09
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withak posted:definitely Elon’s fault that I got subscribed to all of this petite milf porn. concerning looking into it personally
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Jun 16, 2023 14:37
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you wont care
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Jun 19, 2023 21:12
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eXXon posted:Whoa, McMaster is a top tier research university and not affiliated with this submarine. he's talking Great Catalogue Haver McMaster-Carr not Great Hamilton Ontario University McMaster University
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Jun 20, 2023 18:16
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imagine dazzle camo-ing a loving flat steel sheet lmao what a loving joke
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Jun 20, 2023 18:24
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first principles rules you loving plebs gently caress safety fly straight into the sun you brilliant boys your wings made from wax will totally get you that approval from your parents you so desperately crave
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Jun 21, 2023 19:13
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tenderjerk posted:its autism, op 
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Jun 22, 2023 14:12
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every single product advertised on social media is dropshipped garbage always has been
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Jun 26, 2023 22:00
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one of the 6 developers left has gone rogue you see this is all part of the parkinson's principal in the sense that when you shrink your workforce like that things get shaky
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Jun 27, 2023 20:14
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click any of their images and it leads you to a twitter log in page absolutely brwilliant
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Jul 12, 2023 18:05
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Elon referencing stale internet memes from like 2007 that it's prompting people thinking it's schizophrenia is just peak elon
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Jul 13, 2023 17:03
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