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Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Epic and for the win

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Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009


This is literally in every social media's TOS and has basically always been in Twitter's. This is just reheated boomer copypasta from Facebook.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

(16BBH: editing tweet out carry on)

I went into the account and the first thing I saw was a photo of what appears to be two beheaded women. Glad to see this account isn't breaking any rules!

Somebody has issued a correction as of 01:33 on Apr 22, 2023

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

DrPossum posted:

oops all incest porn

So no change then?

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

The cyber truck looks like absolute dogshit. I've never seen a car so ugly in my life.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009


Kinda epic and ftw, imo

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009


I do not want to hear about Elon Musk on sex without procreation.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

That DICK! posted:

elon standing in a backlit bedroom doorway: mr bodyguard....? i have to go to the bathroom

Remember that second account of his where he pretended to be a child?

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

the great american cumback lmao

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

coconono posted:

All DeSantis has to do is tell people Trump Went Woke

DeSantis doesn't have the balls but it would be very funny.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

a.lo posted:

has twitter broke even yet

Twitter, in the limit, does not need to break even.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009


"What are you thinking"

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Getting amazing promotional tweets

https://twitter.com/ChrisJosephPAX/status/1670683881081651201?t=xX85QUT29Knq4NC3K4wBcA&s=19

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

By popular demand posted:

He's an Afrikaner so handgun ownership is a given.
Probably needs to sell his new internet site and devolve to drunk rambling video game reviews before he seals the deal though.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597165510595989504?t=Fd-KB024919zSiY6WgtR4g&s=19

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009



Spotted a Cybertruck in the wild today.

The price drop is epic.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009


I'm always saying this!

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

mcbexx posted:



I could only skim over less than 0.5% of the replies making GBS threads on Elon's original tweet.
This is an outrage.

How does this stellar management performance not leak into his other ventures and loving dumpsters them all into the global tech garbage disposal unit?

Two months ago he blew up a rocket.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Let that sink in.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

mcbexx posted:

And as far as I can tell, SpaceX got awarded another Starlink government contract and will still keep receiving an ungodly amount of funding from NASA and the military, so your point is?

They should drop his rear end and see how far little boer wonder will go without subsidies, CO2 certificates and the NHTSA turning two blind eyes to his four wheeled murdermobiles.

Point is he has always been a complete idiot and nobody cares because, at least until he took over Twitter, few people actually paid attention to him.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/Shotgunhunter1/status/1677006651533021184?t=CiKSYA-onFNbk58S2Gj-Og&s=19

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

I love Sportss Hoes

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

I thought Twitter 2.0 happened when Musk got in. Why is it now 1-2 years away.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

a.lo posted:

wint. (dril)

Interesting.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009


Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

no lube so what posted:

where's the logo?

x

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Nothing much, what's a tweet with you?

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Filthy Hans posted:

grover predictions but instead of a rosy picture of the US invasion of Iraq it's Musk's timeline for self-driving cars, X the everything app taking over half the world's financial services, and his moronic steel rocket taking people to Mars

WATCH MUSK MAKE A loving APP

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

People on X are the Xst to hear.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

I'm glad someone is finally drawing comics at night to fight #wokeness!

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009


I like how because they don't have a photo of Elon fighting they used a sumo match to get the idea across.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

thats elon musk

That's right.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

That's right.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009


@ElonMusk Actually, I wish X could hire people in Texas. X-Knights, digital bodyguards created with Ai that work as micro managers that seek and eliminate cyber bullying.

Severe threats will be flagged as a felony and accounts will be automatically deleted, along with charges being filled against verified users, and these individuals facing actual legal punishment of fines, probation, and even jail time.

Minor threats will be labeled as a misdemeanor along with the account being suspended, and a non-verified account will be required to become verified upon their account reinstatement.

The determination of such cyber crimes will be determined by their interaction with other accounts, which are real people, and here in Univers-X, we are a community of people who should have at least, respect for one another.

“So ask yourself this question,” explains my digital bodyguard, “is the statement your making or information you are presenting in the realms of informative, educational, recreational, entertaining, substantial, or any variation or combination of such interactive mediums?

Good day from your friendly digital community bodyguard.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Has Elon shown up at Zuck's house yet

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Rudeboy Detective posted:

okay but what the gently caress is anime

NERV

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Why wouldn't antisemitism be a part of X, the everything app?

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Animal-Mother posted:

Musk... fail

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Nitrousoxide posted:

What even is “wokeness”?

For twelve years, you have been asking: What is wokeness? This is Wokeness speaking. I am the man who loves his wife.

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Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

ben shapino posted:

im going to beat the poo poo out of elon musk

Thank you, Mr Zuckerberg.

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