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The sad thing is that Matt used to be a genuinely good writer and reporter. And I’m not just saying that because he had the best book on the 2008 collapse, he used to post things that would earn empty quotes here. He referred to Sarah Palin’s rallies as “like Gidget addressing the Reichstag” and said this in 2008: “Here's the thing about Americans. You can send their kids off by the thousands to get their balls blown off in foreign lands for no reason at all, saddle them with billions in debt year after congressional year while they spend their winters cheerfully watching game shows and football, pull the rug out from under their mortgages, and leave them living off their credit cards and their Wal-Mart salaries while you move their jobs to China and Bangalore. And none of it matters, so long as you remember a few months before Election Day to offer them a two-bit caricature culled from some cutting-room-floor episode of Roseanne as part of your presidential ticket.”
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Apr 13, 2023 17:35
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90% of the responses to Elon, even from his paying fans, are “this doesn’t work, I’m in the queue for months, this doesn’t work”. Which makes me think he’s hired zero of the hundreds of people it will take to creators. And every Nazi he gives a buck to costs him $10,000 in Germany. lol I don’t think anyone has made so many amazingly stupid decisions in anything ever, this is like 1999 WCW Golden Bee has issued a correction as of 22:47 on Apr 13, 2023 |
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Apr 13, 2023 21:08
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On iOS the app is now randomly telling me I have a notification when I don’t. On desktop, it’ll flicker whenever I open a browser window. awesome, time to start another company
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Apr 19, 2023 19:01
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trucutru posted:Yes, but it should also let everybody know you're paying for them misers. Would love to sell a tv show, work 60 hours a week, and get told by the social media intern that I’m now sponsored by GoebbelS69.
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Apr 21, 2023 08:22
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this is super funny. It’s not Jeremy Renner app funny but it’s getting up there.
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Apr 21, 2023 22:43
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https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1649895497069641728?s=46&t=QbXcxXXMAZ6KLQ3VE283gg
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Apr 23, 2023 01:38
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even if Elon could normally win, he’s got dozens of lawsuits pending. Even a good legal team would miss layups if they’re buried in legislation.
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Apr 23, 2023 15:06
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Weka posted:I don't think the death of Elon Musk would make an iota of difference towards a better world and would probably in a small way aid the continued building of the panopticon and propaganda machine. it would return competence to three+ companies. That’s a victory for human morale at least. And his kids would be happier.
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Apr 24, 2023 04:39
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30 minutes until Twitter’s last lawyer, who survives by turning his phone off on the weekends, gets in to work.
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Apr 24, 2023 16:27
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Field Mousepad posted:They poo poo canned the highest rated show on their network. The time slot is the star. O’Reilly was nothing after he lost it. They want someone who can pedal the exact culture war poo poo that won’t get them sued.
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Apr 24, 2023 21:00
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some kinda jackal posted:I was watching that Everyday Astronaut’s stream of the rocket after the fact and he was hooting and hollering “I’M GONNA BE ON THAT!!” as it was going up. All joking aside, I have to imagine it was kind of sobering watching a preview of your own death. The best pre-title of any show was the GLOW episode when they were hosting the local news in Vegas.
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Apr 24, 2023 23:49
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MAPS, they don’t love you like I love you
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Apr 25, 2023 18:22
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In a well funded district in the mid-2000s, laptops came in a big cart. I guess it was easier than computer labs. The computer lab taught technical things, like Photoshop and yearbook creation. The ones in the TV lab had editing software. Golden Bee has issued a correction as of 15:59 on Apr 28, 2023 |
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Apr 28, 2023 07:32
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he created a company so powerful, that for a decade you had to put a little bluebird on your business marketing or people thought you were stupid
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Apr 29, 2023 08:01
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definitely going to lend my boss money when there’s a swarm of people outside the Titter building like Uncut Gems
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Apr 29, 2023 17:24
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1653085791868928001?t=f4iOtFl2sMjLx9Gu5n9IuA&s=19 1/3 of the web is WordPress lol
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May 1, 2023 18:54
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Elias_Maluco posted:All the apes gone
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May 2, 2023 20:23
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Jonny 290 posted:grimes has maggie syndrome, every picture of her looks different Personal stylist gotta get paid
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May 6, 2023 23:28
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Juul-Whip posted:amazing innovative ideas being proposed I’m sure this has been discussed to death but someone took the idea of Twitter lists, which exist and are useful, and replaced it with some mood based tag management and magic.
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May 8, 2023 17:33
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The best thing to do after being sued for racism in your factories: put your rubber stamp on every single employee I’m sure good developers love waiting three weeks to get to the second round of interviews, software and automotive jobs are totally scarce
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May 16, 2023 00:41
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matrix is very hunger games
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May 19, 2023 04:45
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Edward scissormouth
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May 20, 2023 21:51
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Even if Elon was American, he would have the problem where campaigning and having people hear his voice would lower his numbers.
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May 21, 2023 17:44
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His wits are dimmed!
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May 24, 2023 07:21
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Communist Thoughts posted:Otoh judging by the track record of people CSPAM hates desantis is probably gonna be president Doesn’t Cspam hate 95% of current politicians? Most primaries nowadays are bucket loads of losers, it’s wild how many people get in on the grift and don’t get above 2%
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May 27, 2023 20:23
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the milk machine posted:neuralink will make it a lot easier for Elon’s employees like Matt taibbi to write the Twitter Files Neuralink will allow Matt Taibbi to finally forget what the exile staff did at the hungry duck on girls’ night. Golden Bee has issued a correction as of 18:37 on May 28, 2023 |
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May 28, 2023 18:33
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:People nowadays yearn for a time when the worst thing that happens to you is a sense of disaffection and ennui with your cushy job.
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May 30, 2023 17:46
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44 BILLION dollars 4.8 billion/a month
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Jul 1, 2023 22:25
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uber_stoat posted:it is fun to imagine a moron like Elon being in control of the system that controls 50% of all economic activity. lots of laughs to be had. I had a cyberpunk character named Prophet9. His goal was to give all of the world’s money to someone stupid like Elon Musk, to crater the global economy.
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Jul 24, 2023 02:10
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chicken soup for the child’s soul wasn’t a trade
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Jul 25, 2023 03:01
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Elon can get more money, but he won’t be seen as cool, which is what he wants. if he was smarter, he would learn Bloomberg‘s lesson, you can’t launder public respect.
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Jul 26, 2023 03:33
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roffles posted:I hope Elon does the banking thing only because I want to see it blow up in his face again. There are a lot of people who’d pay eight dollars to do $5000 worth of fraud
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Jul 26, 2023 23:59
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it’s a shame we won’t get to see Elon dismantled in the octagon. Seeing him trying to reinvent fighting would be UFC 1 level funny
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Jul 27, 2023 07:18
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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1684244529493463047?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA nobody is madder about this than ed zitron
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Jul 27, 2023 15:51
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C Sam C Sam Run
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Jul 28, 2023 03:27
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Malloc Voidstar posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1683369794760761345 Will lower server bills!
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Jul 28, 2023 04:27
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Rock Puncher posted:cant wait for the x files I hate The X-Files, if X stands for pedo
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Jul 30, 2023 16:15
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https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1685608160097107968?s=20 Elon did Light Treason
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Jul 30, 2023 17:19
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It’s funny that have all the pictures of David Frum, that’s the best one he picked
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Jul 30, 2023 19:05
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Honey is already a weird thing, it gives you a price tracking in exchange for data mining
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Aug 2, 2023 21:30
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