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E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
I'M RINK BOTCH!

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E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
HE'S SO FUNNY! TELL HIM HE'S FUNNY DAVE CHAPPELLE!

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Panfilo posted:

When is he going to get bored of Twitter and offload it to the Saudis?

He's hopelessly addicted to it and I foresee him selling his stocks in Tesla and SpaceX before he leaves his precious bird site as it continues swallowing his duckets.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

goth smoking cloves posted:

This time for sure

All the checkmarks will be made green for Weed Day and the eternally 12 year old 51 year old will laugh himself stupid.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

The brown nosing can be seen from space. Trying to dick ride Elon when you post your story on the website of his most HATED ENEMY at the moment won't win you any favors from everyone's favorite boy king.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
I gotta tell ya, this is fantastic.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

nikosoft posted:

Did anyone other than Musk really expect this to work?

It wasn't even video. Twitter is such a loving mess that it can't house the easiest poo poo after Musk started ripping out servers.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Musk is pimping out Twitter more than DeSantis, the guy this event is about.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
This Twitter Space has given us the perfect nickname that Trump will use for little Ron:

"Ron Desaster"

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/...%5Es1_&ref_url=

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
:lol:

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/s...%5Es1_&ref_url=

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
ttrrrrUUUMMMMPPPPP

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/sta...%5Es1_&ref_url=

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1675210005073600512?t=GmqhC0Q1PrMqdLUG4VtNnw&s=19

The checkmarks are just out if frame laughing too if they haven't reached the read limit.

"Tee hee. I'm a 52 year old mischievous imp!"

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Nitr0 posted:

I learned about nuclear winter from Nextdoor.com

Nextdoor: "The mushroom cloud is coming. I also saw a black kid walking down the street. I'm inclined to be more worried about the latter."

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Uhhh does this Elon nut rider know he banned Kanye?

I do have a running theory that Musk's "Hahaha Maybe Hitler rules actually 144 88 right kids?" probably had a hand in making West go bonkers.

Like Kanye looked at this poo poo and was like "Hitler DOES rule!" and Musk was like "Nooooo it was supposed to be a memeeeee!"

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

I keep imagining that Elmo is waking up from his Ketamine binges, running to the engineers in a panic and screaming "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME??"

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

christ, imagine being made fun of by mark zuckerberg


I find it hilarious that Musk's cover for not fighting the Zuck is that as a 52 year old man his Mommy said no.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
I think Elon has legit lost his mind, knows X is going to die, but is now just attempting to troll his enemies (Including everyone in San Francisco I guess?)

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Elon am sad

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Then delete your account

Elon wouldn’t DARE saying this to Tim “Bald” Pool.

Remember when someone ripped off Tim’s beanie in public and he had a meltdown? All timer.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Grundulum posted:

Because the ElonJet guy wasn’t posting on Reddit.

Don't forget the Babylon Bee didn't get banned from there either!

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
"Putin just wants peace talks!"

Smartest, richest man in the world everybody.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
"Elon is so dedicated to work, which is why he has the time to make horribly lovely Elden Ring builds, post non-stop poo poo on Twitter, and flies to Japan so his fat rear end can block people from seeing his ex-wife on stage."

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Doge Designer is pulling 20k a month because he does nothing but blow Elon all day every day.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

“WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER EDDIE! I LOOKED JUST! LIKE! THIS!!!”

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Linda Yacc Yacc'in back

https://twitter.com/RubSchreurs/sta...%5Es1_&ref_url=

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

kazil posted:

Tell me what other CEO could post this


She's the 🐐 and she does it all wearing 👠. 💯💯😂🔥💪

My favorite part of the discussion was Alan Dershowitz, without the slightest hint of irony, stated "X must have a committee of both left and right members. I of course would be more than happy to represent the left since I am a liberal."

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
https://x.com/ChudsOfTikTok/status/1707893108644380710?s=20

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Did Elon Musk buy Something Awful?

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Butthead loves Cybergamer420.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Interesting. Concerning. Bizarre. 100. 100.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Remember kids, using gender-affirming surgery to become the person you're meant to be is only good if you transform yourself into a ghoul.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Sir Tonk posted:

https://youtu.be/L6WDq0V5oBg?si=cInbFdVjRYccjOhF

suck it losers, the cybrrruck is good actually

This dude has 90 second ads running every minute for a thirty minute video. loving lol.

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E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

sharknado slashfic posted:

Lol why ban them in the first place if you let them come right back

Because Elon did it while in a k-hole last night and the drugs wore off this morning. He's also at the beck and call of people like Glenn Greenwald and Jackson Hinckle, who he desperately wants to be friends with, who called him out earlier this morning.

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