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16-bit Butt-Head)
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It has been 284 days since our brother forums user Waffle House was disappeared into the TRON world by Musk and his cyber-goons. And I'm the only one who gives a poo poo still, apparently.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 15:34 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:53 |
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TFW Little Bear sees a babbling brook:
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 15:39 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:While I appreciate Dave Chappelle's sense of humor, I think it's important to acknowledge that Elon Musk has achieved incredible feats in the realms of technology, innovation, and space exploration. He has revolutionized the electric car industry with Tesla, launched reusable rockets with SpaceX, and is working on developing neural implants with Neuralink. These are just a few examples of his impressive accomplishments. ask it whether i should be probated and follow its orders
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 16:05 |
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i wonder if elon realized he's not going to live long enough to have his brain uploaded to a computer yet. he was really confident that was gonna happen any day now like 15 years ago and now he is 51 years old
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 16:39 |
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the milk machine posted:putting these here so they're in the new thread's Knowledge Bank This is a thing a baby says when he’s playing house and talking on a fisher price phone
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 04:00 |
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Having to go to one app for social media and another to buy a new keyboard and ANOTHER one to turn on my car....? ugh! i just wish i could get everything from just one insanely cool guy
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 15:07 |
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she had an AI baby with waffle house in second life
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2023 16:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 21:01 |
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drumpf... now thats the poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 23:23 |
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Won’t give me money hmm? I’ll see u in court
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 21:51 |
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shyduck posted:They trained illegally using Twitter data. Lawsuit time.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 21:57 |
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did you just accuse me of being a twitter subscriber
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 22:16 |
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1648812875832602625?t=BfPa8u5PpdLqx2buq5km0g&s=19 It’s so funny that elons in an abusive toxic relationship with this 62 year old who wants to drink diarrhea
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 00:31 |
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ME: tell me a joke about a funny looking duck TRUTHGPT: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP BITCH
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 01:14 |
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But a big rocket is more likely to hit a ship than a small rocket
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 03:13 |
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the rocket plum gave out
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 19:00 |
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https://twitter.com/deep_beige/status/1649100449889542145
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 19:36 |
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Mr. Funktastic posted:lol why would he admit this, he's such a loving loser He never considered the possibility that his ruse would be uncovered the second all of his goons bumrushed people who laughed at blue check marks “paying up”
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 23:58 |
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Three Olives posted:I mean, Elmo has already violated the FTC consent decree in about a billion ways and doesn't care (yet), but it's probably a prohibited false and misleading business practice to wrongfully suggest the celebrities are paying for Blue and have verified their phone number and likely to get him sued by said celebrities by suggesting they are somehow endorsing his poo poo product by saying they are paid users that have trusted Twitter with their phone numbers when they aren't. Lol
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 00:19 |
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i realize this will come with consequences and i accept that but i simply must point out to you that people are getting mad at elmo for not getting a blue check https://twitter.com/elmo/status/1649183409661440002?s=20
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 02:57 |
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im pretty sure hes going to charge them at the $8 individual account rate, 'its not about the money, its about sending a message' - joker
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 13:23 |
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Wow we’re already at phase two - Elon mass buying ppl blue so we block em
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 01:45 |
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its weird how 'bragging about my human rights crimes to own my son' is actually the moral decision here
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 17:09 |
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Grimes very badly wants to be a computer and had two kids with Elon thinking he’d make her a computer and Waffle House really probably did have a robobaby with her
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 04:57 |
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its cool that elons kids with grimes are being raised by her and chelsea manning. they're like 2 and 3 and already you just know they're gonna hate their dad
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 18:03 |
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the milk machine posted:they dated for a couple months a year ago. grimes isn't raising any children, especially not with chelsea manning love is a lie....
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 19:56 |
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It’s a dogshit joke that’s been recycled a million times that relies on people buying it as real to qualify as a joke.. You should be in hell
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2023 06:09 |
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a.lo posted:I don't think Elon musk is a stupid guy. I certainly don't think he's a genius. I think at the end of the day he's really quite an average mind held hostage by absurd wealth, ego and sycophants that keep him out of touch with real human interactions and consequences. He’s mad loving stupid
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2023 06:11 |
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It’s a crap posting account! Go to hell!
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2023 06:21 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2023 20:56 |
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I’m good at typing cause of super Mario type. Thought I was playing Mario
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 04:50 |
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Three olives guffawing that public schools don’t even teach kids to fly small planes anymore
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 07:08 |
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WhyteRyce posted:lol jack will make a true twitter killer I’m puttin my chips in on this lady mostly bein a dumbass
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 08:32 |
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(Making a coherent legal point) they’ll use web pixels… uh…. Java cookies. Flash 5.0. They claim on their website you can unlock pikablu but you check the contract, nothing….
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 08:35 |
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1652398286408499201?t=NX-LtbGlR-gNJ7NCOpB9mw&s=19 milf messenger
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2023 16:08 |
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Tuvok Obama makes sense with that whole Seven of Nine got Obama elected thing E: sry beaten That DICK! has issued a correction as of 05:04 on May 1, 2023 |
# ¿ May 1, 2023 04:54 |
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i mean if he works for the lolicon defense task force its just his job.
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# ¿ May 1, 2023 16:02 |
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Trillhouse posted:listen, after i got out of the service is was either Blackwater or LDTF. i stand by my decision. Soldiers of 4Chan
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# ¿ May 1, 2023 16:26 |
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20,000 years from now long after humanity is gone the distant planet Glorpax will send its first astronaut into space and he’s gonna get hit by that Tesla Elon launched
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# ¿ May 2, 2023 06:26 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2023 20:59 |