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-elon quickly googles how to pay employees in genshin impact wishes-
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2023 17:56 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 01:31 |
drat this is literally gundam wing
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 03:37 |
stealing posting valor by association is a classic move, well done mr. elon
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 16:57 |
ergo muck (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 22:33 |
a bunch of regular insurance companies won't insure like 15 years of hyundais/kias because those clever korean engineers figured out how to let us (the USA voting public) start our cars with a USB cable not sure insurability is that big an own on tesla
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 05:18 |
Zeroisanumber posted:Is Tesla even updating by model year like other carmakers? Are they doing any development or refinements on their current models? afaik they don't do discrete model years but do teeny tiny little iterations on their models over time so that two cars bought in the same year might be built differently in subtle or even big ways the driver experience remains largely untouched (which is why the S is so outdated lmao) but maybe your tesla has 420 different types of connector holding together the needlessly complicated wheel well assembly while mine only has 69
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 16:09 |
mr. elon, bring me an app (dung dung dung dung) make it the truest news I've ever seen (dung dung dung dung)
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 22:37 |
Location: Musk's Gulch - Mariner Valley, Mars Scene: Elon, bloated, oxygenated "we are not producing sufficient oxygen for the settlement team right now but, imagine, we will make so much oxygen later"
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 01:24 |
to be fair to elmo, SLS absolutely sucks too lol (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 02:02 |
quick reminder that the USA is a christian nation because no other country makes such lavish fireworks to honor the lord
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 15:06 |
Many more o-rings than a government rocket
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 15:10 |
blessed to post about Elon Reeve Musk on page 69 (😂😂😂😂😂😂) in the Elon Reeve Musk thread
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 20:21 |
bigstupidjellyfish posted:I'm gonna give ice t the benefit of the doubt that he wouldn't do something as cringey as pay for twitter blue I mean, have you even ever seen SVU?
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 02:40 |
Zeroisanumber posted:Yeah, he says the name of some silly new drug every week and then the cops go chase the people with the silly drug. The kids called it "Gooning." It's when you go off by yourself in a dark hole and inject c-spam between your nostrils. Cartels invented it.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 02:44 |
strictly scientifically speaking, Elon Reeves Musk is of the "Heero Yuy" archetype, in gundam wing terms. he's cold and calculating, ruthlessly intelligent and effective, but has a strong, hidden romantic side. this can also be seen in his hair style. he's no duo maxwell because Elon Reeves Musk has never claimed to be a superior robot fighter, he's just a superior manager he's certainly no qatra (sp?) because he's no colonialist he can't be a trowa because he's no clown finally, Elon Reeves Musk is no wufei because he NEVER fights alone
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 03:10 |
Palladium posted:wait isn't heero the guy who keeps blowing up his own gundams lol yeah
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 03:15 |
Elon Reeve Musk has exactly one spotify playlist he listens to (this includes autogenerated stuff like liked songs) and it is titled something like "I'M ONLY HUMAN" but it's all 90s linkin park, nevermore, and that evil parade emo hit from the 2000s
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 01:48 |
well I wrote this song for the elon youth I wanna teach bros the elon truth if you wanna reach those bros on the street then you gotta elon to a hip-hop beat so I gave my sermon an urban kick now grimes won't fly on my rocket stick my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger because elon musk has that rocket digger
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 20:10 |
cylon tusk feet
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 03:01 |
mad.radhu posted:can I just say how loving incredible it is to see a "Palm Pilot is actually better than iPhone" argument in Two Thousand and Twenty Three yeah, because MathPad genuinely owned bones and hasn't been replicated in the phone 3.0 sphere or whatever
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2023 23:22 |
it is the mandate of true socialism that this be the year of the linux desktop
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 01:56 |
Digg thru the ditches
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 03:26 |
Nenonen posted:Woke mind virus is when children high school kids only know about Charles Robert Swart that he was the first state president of South Africa and enforced apartheid. Well, back in my day we were taught that Washington was the first president of the US and had wooden teeth, nothing else. Kids these days have it easy!
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 16:58 |
Barack Hussein Obama is a well documented NERRRRRRRRRRRD, after all. Our first (and hopefully only) president with an opinion about The Foundation books.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2023 03:13 |
i'm with elon
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# ¿ May 6, 2023 01:15 |
AreWeDrunkYet posted:He's very lumpy is that joey from friends???
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# ¿ May 7, 2023 02:32 |
so long as elon holds up the sacred bond to defend the marvel cinematic universe from wokeness forever then him I shall serve
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# ¿ May 9, 2023 19:33 |
technically it's 100% okay to park your lifted diesel ram superduty at a supercharger (or several at once!) because it has a battery
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# ¿ May 15, 2023 15:33 |
the earth is both flat AND hollow if elmo was smart he'd acknowledge this...
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# ¿ May 16, 2023 20:51 |
life has many doors, el boy
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 15:35 |
I have it on good authority that elmo crunk has never smashed up cases of bud light inside a walmart neighborhood market fake conservative
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 15:39 |
Mordiceius posted:he's edgy, okay!!! it's funny! epic
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2023 04:18 |
just put yourself in elons shoes let that sink in
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2023 04:45 |
The Saddest Rhino posted:He needed the sink to install in his office to piss in Please do not make elon this relatable
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2023 05:30 |
we can't allow red china to monopolize the thing that our multinational tech companies do far more aggressively and harmfully gentlemen, we cannot allow an upskirt camera ad gap
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:01 |
my name is elon musk and i want to talk to you about my polycule
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 00:46 |
moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/jesuslasupajew/status/1666163763387461632?t=T2bXiywBKwUiXPpLy7LXhg&s=19 bazinga
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 02:28 |
posters itt talking mad poo poo about a guy who just unexpectedly saved 5 innocent mini submarine enjoyers
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 23:00 |
who would you rather bang: data or dukat? I know my answer.........................................
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2023 03:25 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 01:31 |
Does anybody have an elon spore creature saved they'd be willing to share?
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2023 03:09 |