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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


-elon quickly googles how to pay employees in genshin impact wishes-

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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011



drat this is literally gundam wing

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


stealing posting valor by association is a classic move, well done mr. elon

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


ergo muck

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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


a bunch of regular insurance companies won't insure like 15 years of hyundais/kias because those clever korean engineers figured out how to let us (the USA voting public) start our cars with a USB cable

not sure insurability is that big an own on tesla

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Zeroisanumber posted:

Is Tesla even updating by model year like other carmakers? Are they doing any development or refinements on their current models?

afaik they don't do discrete model years but do teeny tiny little iterations on their models over time so that two cars bought in the same year might be built differently in subtle or even big ways

the driver experience remains largely untouched (which is why the S is so outdated lmao) but maybe your tesla has 420 different types of connector holding together the needlessly complicated wheel well assembly while mine only has 69

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


mr. elon, bring me an app (dung dung dung dung)
make it the truest news I've ever seen (dung dung dung dung)

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Location: Musk's Gulch - Mariner Valley, Mars
Scene: Elon, bloated, oxygenated

"we are not producing sufficient oxygen for the settlement team right now but, imagine, we will make so much oxygen later"

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


to be fair to elmo, SLS absolutely sucks too lol

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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


quick reminder that the USA is a christian nation because no other country makes such lavish fireworks to honor the lord

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Many more o-rings than a government rocket

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


blessed to post about Elon Reeve Musk on page 69 (😂😂😂😂😂😂) in the Elon Reeve Musk thread

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


bigstupidjellyfish posted:

I'm gonna give ice t the benefit of the doubt that he wouldn't do something as cringey as pay for twitter blue

I mean, have you even ever seen SVU?

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Zeroisanumber posted:

Yeah, he says the name of some silly new drug every week and then the cops go chase the people with the silly drug.

He makes it sound credibile because dude used to sell hand grenades.

The kids called it "Gooning." It's when you go off by yourself in a dark hole and inject c-spam between your nostrils. Cartels invented it.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


strictly scientifically speaking, Elon Reeves Musk is of the "Heero Yuy" archetype, in gundam wing terms.

he's cold and calculating, ruthlessly intelligent and effective, but has a strong, hidden romantic side. this can also be seen in his hair style.

he's no duo maxwell because Elon Reeves Musk has never claimed to be a superior robot fighter, he's just a superior manager
he's certainly no qatra (sp?) because he's no colonialist
he can't be a trowa because he's no clown
finally, Elon Reeves Musk is no wufei because he NEVER fights alone

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Palladium posted:

wait isn't heero the guy who keeps blowing up his own gundams

lol yeah

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Elon Reeve Musk has exactly one spotify playlist he listens to (this includes autogenerated stuff like liked songs) and it is titled something like "I'M ONLY HUMAN" but it's all 90s linkin park, nevermore, and that evil parade emo hit from the 2000s

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


well I wrote this song for the elon youth
I wanna teach bros the elon truth
if you wanna reach those bros on the street
then you gotta elon to a hip-hop beat
so I gave my sermon an urban kick
now grimes won't fly on my rocket stick
my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
because elon musk has that rocket digger

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


cylon tusk feet

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


mad.radhu posted:

can I just say how loving incredible it is to see a "Palm Pilot is actually better than iPhone" argument in Two Thousand and Twenty Three

yeah, because MathPad genuinely owned bones and hasn't been replicated in the phone 3.0 sphere or whatever

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


it is the mandate of true socialism that this be the year of the linux desktop

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Digg thru the ditches

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Nenonen posted:

Woke mind virus is when children high school kids only know about Charles Robert Swart that he was the first state president of South Africa and enforced apartheid.

Well, back in my day we were taught that Washington was the first president of the US and had wooden teeth, nothing else.

Kids these days have it easy!

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011



Barack Hussein Obama is a well documented NERRRRRRRRRRRD, after all. Our first (and hopefully only) president with an opinion about The Foundation books.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


i'm with elon

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

He's very lumpy



is that joey from friends???

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


so long as elon holds up the sacred bond to defend the marvel cinematic universe from wokeness forever then him I shall serve

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


technically it's 100% okay to park your lifted diesel ram superduty at a supercharger (or several at once!) because it has a battery

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


the earth is both flat AND hollow

if elmo was smart he'd acknowledge this...

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


life has many doors, el boy

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


I have it on good authority that elmo crunk has never smashed up cases of bud light inside a walmart neighborhood market

fake conservative

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Mordiceius posted:

he's edgy, okay!!! it's funny!

did you know his birthday is 69 days after 4/20?

epic

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


just put yourself in elons shoes

let that sink in

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


The Saddest Rhino posted:

He needed the sink to install in his office to piss in

Please do not make elon this relatable

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


we can't allow red china to monopolize the thing that our multinational tech companies do far more aggressively and harmfully

gentlemen, we cannot allow an upskirt camera ad gap

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


my name is elon musk and i want to talk to you about my polycule

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011



bazinga

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


posters itt talking mad poo poo about a guy who just unexpectedly saved 5 innocent mini submarine enjoyers

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


who would you rather bang: data or dukat? I know my answer.........................................

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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Does anybody have an elon spore creature saved they'd be willing to share?

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