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Ardship of Cambry posted:I actually think SpaceX is doing cool stuff around reusability, around ride-sharing for satellite payloads, etc. Gywnne Shotwell is actually smart, that's why she's COO and actually runs things and you've never heard of her. space x is doing one potentially cool thing (not gonna lie i’m excited about heavy lift) while sucking up huge amounts of funding. Meanwhile nasa is building a nuclear rocket that can get to mars in 45 days, put a helicopter on mars, started asteroid deflection trials and put up the james webb telescope.
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Apr 20, 2023 01:57
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If i were a modern day iron man i’d make my social media companies profitable and have launch pads that are reusable and don’t blow up my rockets but i guess that’s why i’m not a billionaire.
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Apr 23, 2023 20:44
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Right now jeff bezos is on billionaire island doing poo poo too depraved for the darker parts of the warhammer 40k universe. There are no good billionaires but he may be the only smart one.
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Apr 23, 2023 20:49
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Poco posted:It really is amazing. One of the world's biggest idiots who has spent his life failing upwards has attracted a cult of the most credulous morons and mouth breathers on the planet. The real civilizational threat is that we've reached a point where someone so odious and failure prone simply cannot fail or even fall from his insane degrees of power and wealth. Even peasants occasional beheaded a leader if they were half as failure prone and gormless as musk.
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May 17, 2023 18:08
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liking glenn is one of those red flags like people who tell you their IQ. after that everything coming out of your mouth is automatically shoved into my brains spam filter.
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May 18, 2023 19:13
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I'm torn i want to get threads simply to spite musk but then i remembered zuck was told that instagrams policies are killing young adults and his response was awesome more money.
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Jul 7, 2023 15:42
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Sir Tonk posted:glad this was thought out and planned ahead of time poor loving visa hostages wondering what fresh hell will be cooked up over a 4 am stimulant binge.
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Jul 25, 2023 16:58
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a.lo posted:What's a minor infraction for Elon Right wing coups, pro hitler posts, violent threats targeting leftists.
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Sep 4, 2023 15:46
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Pinely posted:Matt on Chapo pointed this out, but it says a lot about how captured the government is that the cia hasn't done anything about Elon. When you frame congress as the billionaire classes liaison to their subjects things make way more sense.
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Sep 13, 2023 16:54
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the horrible poo poo that goes down with neuralink is going to be the most gruesome musk poo poo to date. I don't give a flying gently caress about any moron that dies in a cyber truck lithium fire but paraplegics being mangled out of a well meaning attempt to change their situation is unconscionable. They should only allow that poo poo in able bodied volunteers
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Sep 21, 2023 02:37
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Cars have become an excellent way to know who never to talk to. Gonna file cybertruck owner next to totenkopf bumper stickers, schizophrenic chud trucks, and two parking spaced trucks sized with a cattle guard.
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Sep 25, 2023 15:16
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I think using starship as a passenger vehicle is honestly elon's best idea so far. Killing at least 1/100 of his most wealthy and gullible passengers is a big win for the world.
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Oct 5, 2023 18:29
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Juul-Whip posted:even the space shuttle creators never claimed it would do poo poo like go to mars and jupiter and that thing was notorious for trying to do too many things badly. im sure that will work out great this time though they were pretty adamant that this thing is definitely gonna kill people so you can shoehorn in reusable space flight. I'm sure doing the same thing but 12 launches a day at scale in the private sector will be even safer.
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Oct 5, 2023 18:55
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Gotta hand it to Elon he's found the right mix of uppers and downers to reconcile his hatred of the jews with his love of apartheid states.
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Oct 8, 2023 19:55
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titty_baby_ posted:Robbery craters, homicide and assault go up 2-3% but are already dropping again Wonder if something accounted for the increase in assault and homicide starting at the beginning of 2020 
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Oct 18, 2023 18:41
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:
Id love to see tesla stock go to zero but it's too big to fail. If wallstreet cared about tesla being profitable it wouldn't be valued at a gazillion dollars in the first place.
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Oct 19, 2023 16:45
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Id say that the cyber truck is what 8 year old me would design if you gave me some crayons and told me to create the safest car ever except even then my dumb rear end would put some airbags in it.
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Oct 20, 2023 21:20
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My wife shot my dick and balls off for our tesla owner youtube channel still love the car.
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Oct 20, 2023 21:23
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my cybertruck is a very practical purchase, i can haul half a bike with this bad boy.
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Nov 14, 2023 18:50
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:these chemical jets seem problematic. why doesn't elon use electric jets?? meanwhile nasa on a shoe string budget is working on a nuclear electric rocket that can get us to mars in 4 weeks. If they just gave the nasa nerds half of what this grifter gets we'd be sipping mai tais on Titan in our fusion powered luxury condos.
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Nov 18, 2023 18:22
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WoodrowSkillson posted:
It doesn't have airbags. I for one think musk is pretty cool putting the worlds worst people inside a mobile juicero.
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Nov 26, 2023 17:37
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Elon is my copilot i've ironically heard a guy with 200k in teslas say that... like every other 5 seconds.
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Dec 1, 2023 18:34
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Kunster posted:He recently posted something on how he prefers HEB to Walmart, and I oughta ask: I know Texans who stand by that, but is it like the equivalent of Lidl where it has its own brands + has its own semi-ironic marketing where you end up with HEB Trainers and HEB Christmas sweaters or what? it's really just an excellent supermarket. Things run cheaper than most competitors and it has great produce. Buckeys is the other texas thing but it's entirely just for the absurdity of it heb is legit awesome.
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Dec 4, 2023 18:29
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Musk dumbfounded when an AI trained on good posting constantly dunks on him and his worldview.
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Dec 9, 2023 17:12
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If i had money to gently caress around with right now i'd probably by a bunch of tesla, not because it has value but because it'll go up bouyed by the endless gullibility of Americans. In a sane world it should be trading at like 34, but gestures everywherishly this isn't a sane world.
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Jan 26, 2024 05:14
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teethgrinder posted:Checks out. "They didn't immigrate the right way like we did." See: mom. I fled the dictatorship of my home land so I could immediately vote for the right kind of dictatorship that definitely won't have me on an ominous list.
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Feb 3, 2024 17:01
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Imagine simultaneously being the richest man on earth and being dumb enough to be dunked on by don lemon. This timeline just keeps jumping the shark.
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Mar 19, 2024 04:44
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lol that our planet needs to be putting more energy than the combined power output of the globe since the industrial revolution into a thermodynamically uphill equation so that we don't go extinct..... and this is the loving guy most people expect to figure it out.
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Mar 24, 2024 16:58
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Here's hoping musk steps to the wrong side of a country willing to jail billionaires (looking at you chairman Xi).
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Apr 8, 2024 17:28
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ELTON JOHN posted:charging people is stupid, but allow me to suggest something even stupider Imagine being the one dude at twitters whose job it is to talk Elon out of this.
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Apr 15, 2024 21:21
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Tom Tucker posted:With its share price in 2021 Tesla could have been SO successful. Just reinvest free money at zero interest rates with huge domestic manufacturing incentives into a mid-quality economy EV sedan and crossover and scale up production before BYD and other Chinese manufacturers can catch up. Instead we have the cyber truck. That would make sense if they were a car company and not bitcoin with extra steps "tech" company
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Apr 16, 2024 15:16
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Pussy Quipped posted:are there even enough raw materials on earth to create 3-4 robots per human being If we're using elons definition of human, yes.
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May 3, 2024 19:10
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GoT started to suck when enough characters got killed off that plot armor became necessary to progress the story. There was zero tension when Arya got gut stabbed 50 times and fell into a canal full of sewage because of course some rando amateur surgeon could totally fix that.
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May 19, 2024 14:49
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Karach posted:we should see more people struggling with bacterial infections on TV Same show where khal drogo died from a cut.
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May 19, 2024 16:38
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The neurolink stuff is by far the most ghoulish poo poo musk is up to. All of the stupid dick riders getting viking funerals in their 100k memecars is just karma, but tech bro grifting people with quadriplegia is a special kind hosed.
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May 20, 2024 20:38
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titty_baby_ posted:Role-playing SMAC with Elon as Prokhor Zakharov Really the worst parts of Morgan, Zakharov, and Yang in a doughy body.
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May 20, 2024 21:55
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titty_baby_ posted:I see Morgan but not really the yang stuff. Either way, if elon was playing he would 100% pick university because science! (and Morgan's race). Musk absolutely would love to be the mystic absolute dictator of an underground society of slaves on an extrasolar colony. He just would just find the whole communitarian thing icky.
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May 21, 2024 02:06
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