[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

I loving hate elon musk

# ¿ May 16, 2023 07:16

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 05:12

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

thats likely just storage cost too, if you make them stream all the data its likely much more

# ¿ May 19, 2023 03:27

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Healthy content goes to another network, CENSORSHIP! Many such cases!

# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 02:49

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

roffles posted:

why didn�t he just create a new overlord company named X and keep Twitter as the social media arm this seems incredibly stupid even for him

he did lol, Twitter is already a subsidiary but hes very dumb and loves this extremely bad company name

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 02:39

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

OK but this...isn't anything? This is Elon doing too many drugs at home on a Saturday night, nothing related to Twitter is remotely equipped to do any of the things he's describing

Looking into it

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 04:42

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

he can just login to his moms account and say hes not allowed to rename twitter and everyone will just shrug

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 04:48

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Elon also claims the vaporware truck with 2 inch panel gaps can act briefly as a boat so.. mad?

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 05:10

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Somehow he manages to make it significantly worse than the lowest expectations we had.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 23:23

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I�ve been crunching the numbers and I got some bad news, Elon Musk might be dumb as poo poo

Community Note posted:

Elon Musk is actually extremely epic and normal.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 03:18

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

mcbexx posted:

Just for shits and giggles, imagine X - the everything app actually becomes a reality and the life hub for billions of people. Just pretend it could happen, humour me.

Most if not all of your daily and social communication, financial transactions, services are running through that app. Literally everything.

And at the helm of that indispensable monolithic tool sits a drug-addled manchild with no impulse control and a life long natural anti-mattering shield fueled by the infinite money glitch, who can take it away with the push of a button because you did something that irked him, however small and insignificant.

Sign me up for that poo poo. Sounds loving great.

mad?

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 10:33

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

i'm doing kung fu moves and high fives now i can use tweetbot again, like the good old days

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 06:45

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Valorant is just woke Counter-Strike.

Concerning.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2023 04:38

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Remember the week or so when verified was the wild west and BRANDS were getting owned constantly?

Why did the Jews make that happen??

# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 23:14

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

I would probably easy to convince Musk to lock himself into a golden throne if we told him we'd sacrifice 1000 twitter blue accounts to him daily.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 01:37

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Hey son, are you lost? Let's find your parents, what's your name?

# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 02:17

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

when you have so many kids you start giving them gibberish names like a save file in a bethseda game

Boss Battle Maybe Musk

# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 02:29

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1702824680963334629

he's moved on from personally stealing memes to having the corporate account steal IMC tweets

He is so unbelievably pathetic

# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 10:24

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

get his rear end jackpissman

# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 05:12

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

TheMightyBoops posted:

They actually revealed the real reason his back got hosed up in the book:

One of his companies had a party that hired a Sumo wrestler for some reason and he thought he knew judo and could throw the Sumo wrestler and then his back exploded.

I was very bored today

https://i.imgur.com/UILxo1q.mp4

# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 05:23

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

I'm anticipating the video of the guy who wanted to run over his kid now piercing his lithium battery with a rifle round.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2023 10:45

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Looks like absolute poo poo Elong and its only 100k? where can i get one

# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 03:34

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

shyduck posted:

This is epic and siiick

# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 10:31

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

If Musk was actually based he would sell the Twitter domain, until then he is cucked and fail.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 10:40

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Sherbert Hoover posted:

what the hell does this mean.

is the price actually 10k more and they claim you might save gas money?

# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 23:41

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Trillhouse posted:

lmao no loving way. i had to check that this was real.

I hope he's loving miserable.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 23:00

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

a.lo posted:

lmao they can find misery in everything

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 10:33

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Mr Interweb posted:

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1732075610955010543

elon's so loving petty

dang his business acumen is on another level

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 23:27

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

first, he removes the ability to see interactions with an extremely popular post unless you are logged in - circumventing the risk of engaging with the platform
second, he removes extremely popular posts altogether - circumventing using the platform altogether

no wonder regretted minutes are down to an all time low

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 23:29

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Change the domain you coward

# ¿ Dec 6, 2023 02:29

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he cant

Are you saying the greatest mind the human race has seen - ironman and Einstein put together - can't change a domain?

Heh, you have a lot to learn kid.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2023 03:30

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

I have infinite money and I own multiple technology companies and I take photos of computer screens.

mad?

# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 14:26

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Mr Interweb posted:

actually, THIS is the best alex jones video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

Lmfao

# ¿ Dec 10, 2023 10:49

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Why doesn't he just stop posting and go sit on a beach and eat amazing food and never worry about anything for the rest of his life.

What is wrong with him.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2023 22:24

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

losers like you would give up and go sit on a beach and eat food a real alpha like musk is doing what is important combating the woke community notes system he created

can�t linda do it

# ¿ Dec 10, 2023 23:52

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

The people voted Nandini..

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 03:30

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Due to popular demand largely driven by their presence here, the jerk off pants team is increasing their ad spend!

*entire team cheers without taking hands out of their pockets*

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 06:10