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16-bit Butt-Head)
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500 good dogs posted:they didn't even levy the fine, it's bad reporting looking into it
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Apr 13, 2023 00:57
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 Deep in a crocodile infested swamp, in a secret CSPAM Discord channel, the Legion of Glennposters meet  Lex Luthor: The Elon thread is full of cringe and fail. Something must me done! Brainiac: [4 paragraphs of ChatGPT omitted] You make a good point. Any other suggestions? Solomon Grundy: Grundy smash thread with image spam! Bizzaro: Elon musk is right! I'm surrounded by idiots. [6 paragraphs of ChatGPT omitted] Brainiac, you're a genius! We will get you appointed IK of the thread, and then run the exact same gimmick we do in the Glenn thread. Elonposters will rue the day they crossed us!
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Apr 13, 2023 06:13
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Consummate Professional posted:didn’t he already do this about the exact same video https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1646536591383359489
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Apr 14, 2023 00:31
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Mr Hootington posted:I'll take the sixer foe this, but I feel this video really ties into the twitter files discussion. I know most of you won't watch it, but I hope some do, actually listen to what is said, and digest it. Would you characterize Tucker Carlson as "a real journalist, someone who is devoted to transparency, shining a light on the most powerful government actors when they lie to the american people, and informing the public"?
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Apr 14, 2023 03:33
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/TashaARK/status/1649151137080045581?t=e6_S0gWXnZlSrus2G6gVAQ&s=19 https://twitter.com/TashaARK/status/1649169562598793223 2023 will surely be the year of
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Apr 20, 2023 23:17
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:its actually the only time he has ever done something genuinely funny Elon is only funny unintentionally. Never forget this banger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udxR5rBq_Vg
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Apr 21, 2023 00:15
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:I feel like they could have seen that coming. You gotta know how much thrust the rocket you built is going to put out. https://twitter.com/SpacecoastPix/status/1649430006521626625 
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Apr 21, 2023 17:31
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Apr 23, 2023 01:31
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the milk machine posted:what about his balls thoufgh 
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Apr 25, 2023 01:13
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https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1651646847595716632
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Apr 28, 2023 00:46
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:drat, so can we trace what our inciting incident here was based on that? sometime shortly before 05-23-2018 https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/23/elon-musk-complains-of-holier-than-thou-hypocrisy-of-media.html quote:Musk referred to a research note from Baird analyst Ben Kallo published Wednesday morning, which said the media landscape may have become saturated with "increasingly immaterial" negative reports about Tesla, and that the shares could climb if and when Tesla executes on its goals.
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May 9, 2023 20:57
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Beeftweeter posted:lmao thats the one with the cybershovels that elon was driving I'll believe that there is more than one cybertruck when I see 2 of them at the same time.
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May 10, 2023 05:30
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craptown posted:Still amazes me that lin wood represented the British cave diver who elon called a pedo guy, AND Trump. Why does he keep popping up? Was also a layer for Nick Sandmann. Remember this guy? 
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May 12, 2023 18:13
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https://twitter.com/Factschaser/status/1658588920416808960 He's hedging cybertruck sales hard. "Based on demand" makes me think it's going to be a lot more expensive than previously promised.
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May 17, 2023 04:46
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The CIA is trying to make Nazis look bad, and Elon won't stand for it.
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May 18, 2023 01:06
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Willa Rogers posted:what are you going to, post to mastodon about it? 
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May 22, 2023 00:37
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Apraxin posted:sandwiched in between customer service replies assuring matt walsh that his transphobic videos will soon be restored in all their glory I just died of irony poisoning
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Jun 2, 2023 03:18
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I'm literally sobbing with rage
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Jun 12, 2023 06:09
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bawfuls posted:soooo, the "following" tab is just disabled now? yeah same for me. Thanks Elon for saving me from wasting time on Twitter
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Jul 15, 2023 16:54
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Drunkboxer posted:took it off manually i'll bet he put it on manually too
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Jul 21, 2023 16:51
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Can't wait for Taibbi to write "The X Files"
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Jul 24, 2023 02:33
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 https://www.fontspace.com/unicode/char/1D54F-mathematical-double-struck-capital-x
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Jul 24, 2023 07:17
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MockingQuantum posted:more specifically, gay space luxury socialism that comes about because of hyper-advanced AIs. a running theme in the books is that these hyper-advanced, supposedly benevolent AIs are maybe not all that great and might be fairly sociopathic but all of the nerds who wank over them forget that part (or more likely, don't actually read the books) Elon would have gotten mad at the depiction of Veppers, so my theory is that he never read Surface Detail or likely any culture novel past Player of Games.
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Aug 1, 2023 02:58
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only to the limit allowed by law though, don't want to lose market share
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Aug 1, 2023 21:44
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Tim Cook: "Elon, did you know a man can drown in just a few inches of water?
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Aug 3, 2023 02:35
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Aug 6, 2023 14:33
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Nitrousoxide posted:Has Musk fought anyone ever? Like even sparring? He was hospitalized after a fight in school.
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Aug 7, 2023 04:37
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a.lo posted:Did he show up at his house like he said he would According to his assassination coordinates, he flew to Cleveland this morning.
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Aug 15, 2023 00:21
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His politics are inscrutable
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Aug 16, 2023 05:30
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Beeftweeter posted:trump apparently didn't actually use twitter himself. he hand wrote new tweets and someone else posted them. he got printouts to read them I guess this is what he was clogging the toilet with
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Aug 17, 2023 02:56
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Malloc Voidstar posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1692132278720434514 mysteriously, the people who did understand how this system works are no longer employed.
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Aug 17, 2023 17:48
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1694255122409234470 X is a dog, that's true also, time for the quarterly Doge pump
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Aug 23, 2023 17:35
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Don't look too closely at who is actually paying for the Ukrainian starlink service.
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Sep 7, 2023 19:02
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the phone is made from "ultra-hard cold-rolled stainless steel" steel and weighs 25 pounds. (I won't care) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 21, 2023 04:17
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moist turtleneck posted:I'm still surprised they weren't able to sue Elon for this more, he said it a million times but I guess it had enough weasel words to make it technically okay  
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Nov 7, 2023 23:54
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cumpantry posted:how's the yacc gonna attack this? #hotdogs
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Nov 16, 2023 21:51
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The gappiest gaps. No one gaps better.
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Nov 23, 2023 00:28
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In order to get the tax credit, the vehicle can't have an MSRP of more than $80k. So the most expensive model isn't getting one. The mid-priced model is only getting one if that's it's MSRP. If that's an "adjusted" price, they're doing it wrong.
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Nov 30, 2023 23:49
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1730676425919782948?t=LgjhUElEVWBW9JwNqDC5Ew&s=19 This is the definition of "anti-semitic" 
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Dec 2, 2023 02:42
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:a latina protaganist with a fat rear end? who asked for this 
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Dec 5, 2023 18:57
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