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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Red and Black posted:

Hey guys, know how social media as a business model is based entirely on user engagement? What if… we put a hard limit on engagement?

if your no longer have advertisers it's not a problem that people cap out and can't look at ads

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

WhyteRyce posted:

Elon help! bot posts are eating into my quota!

the bots are probably verified though

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
ok I scanned my feed until I hit the limit and I can still see posts here

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

euphronius posted:

How did elon not get a non compete from the previous management

they're basically impossible in california

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Homeless Friend posted:

lol elon ftw. no more hearing about how all the cool posters went to twitter.

the docevil face reveal was truely wild and destroyed so much posting aura

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Twitter does have a good video client, the scrub works beautifully

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
has Kanye done anything cool lately, at least since the last set of cool things?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Consummate Professional posted:

how do you remove spam by making the site unreadable?

he's the genius here dumb rear end

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

RealityWarCriminal posted:

msdnc libs were talking up a site called Post but i haven't been able to find it

postplace was not good

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I want that vagina bug from starship troopers to syphon my brain with one of those

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

SgtSteel91 posted:

Imo, Bluesky can work just like 2019 Twitter but the fact that it’s been invite only is what’s going to kill it.

Threads is clearly undercooked but it works just enough like Twitter and anyone can sign up easily

they're trying to be like Facebook was originally where the perception of selectivity made it popular over myspace, maybe it will work but it also seems like copying the method may be completely independent creating the secret sauce

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
It is time to feast on offal!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

thats because zuckerberg is a genetic freak and not normal

Zuck is basically Scott Steiner

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

linoleum floors posted:

I remember when Grimes was cool

dunno about "cool" but her music was always bad

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Steve was pretty cool including the suicide

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Just a Moron posted:

Lol this guy thinks Elon invented Twitter

is he an official founder?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
does zuck have weird fanboys?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
spending a significant portion of your fortune to assemble one of the all time best concert lineups is a cool move

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

World War Mammories posted:


just launching myself several inches into the air as I jog like normal humans do

also casually jogging with a pm2.5 of 150

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Jonny 290 posted:

that dude's digestive system no longer properly works so he has to poop on this astronaut style toilet that sucks the poo poo out of his butt

so do they sell those toilets... for a friend

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Euphoriaphone posted:

Musk admiring his latest ploy to disguise the panel gaps:
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678850337640153090

I wonder what a self driving Tesla does when I sees that.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

anime was right posted:

elon musks stupidity just got 5 of my beloved colleagues fired so i just want to say: gently caress his stupid inbred apartheid face. gently caress his stupid fake jaw. i hope a lot of things happen to him that i cannot legally say on an internet forum

is he your boss or this cancel culture run amok?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Business Gorillas posted:

Tbf I would also dump my fiancee if she started to call people prophets at dinner

it's absolutely the date don't marry zone of crazy

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

sorry people like to click on your website too much elon

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
if anything the check mark identifies you as an easy target

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I wish he would sell the rolls Royce of pain

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
lol if your weak assed body can't easily shrug off fluoropolymers

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
if I tweeted I'd only tweet "xbox huge" at Microsoft ceo

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

official currency of the English national team

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the thing that drove me over the edge and made me stop using twitter entirely was when a twitter profile started showing up in my feed with gifs of pilots plummeting to their deaths and every time i blocked it or muted the same profile would somehow pop right back into my feed

we get John McCain memes in this forum all the time

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

the perfect man

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

this thread sickens me

2 much man 4 ya?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
to be fair it's common practice for cars on test tracks, this is just Tesla copying the moves palm slap vhs




Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

eXXon posted:



Subscribe to Twitter Blue to unlock the r

hardest of rs on this website

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I've asked this with elden ring (which is actually decent to play solo) but does elon have an entourage he games with? Diablo 4 solo
is really sad to play

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xf5oHbYvEeo

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
honest X isn't as bad as meta its real bad

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

this dweeb getting owned seems cool though

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

moist turtleneck posted:

lmao why didnt they stick with shrek spooge logo



elon should go back to the nastyassed cummies logo

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I got a better logo:

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