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There are endless repostings of 6 minute history channel clips featuring 5 minutes and 55 seconds of people babbling on and on and adding nothing new to the discussion followed by a UFO clip that isn't new or Oprah-worthy. How many times can we re-watch the same drat half-dozen Navy videos?
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UFOs are not real op.
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Apr 13, 2023 02:43
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UFOs are kids from another part of the galaxy out joyriding until their parents get home.
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:UFOs are kids from another part of the galaxy out joyriding until their parents get home. This is the answer I've gathered from the long time I spent in the CSPAM UFO thread (which is actually quite pleasant). There's drones buzzing around so high and so fast they can only be seen with military hardware, and the government barely ever releases videos. Other than that, some aliens creep on people and abduct them for fun or whatever. It's probably illegal under space law but some people spend their lives running from the space/time police, know what I mean Also you will never see an alien
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Apr 13, 2023 04:01
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Aliens probed my butt hole lol
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Apr 13, 2023 04:04
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Nooner posted:Aliens probed my butt hole lol big if true (literally and figuratively)
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Apr 13, 2023 04:05
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Aliens are scared of high resolution cameras because they are insecure about their looks. This is the most sensible answer.
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Apr 13, 2023 04:09
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There are no UFOs they're called UAPs now (Unmanned Aerial Phallus)
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Apr 13, 2023 04:10
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Who needs aliens when we have our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
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Apr 13, 2023 04:11
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it was swamp gas. always swamp gas.
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Apr 13, 2023 04:12
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bossy lady posted:it was swamp gas. always swamp gas. Like your mum lol
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Apr 13, 2023 04:14
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I have come back in time to research dark matter in your time period.
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Apr 13, 2023 04:19
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If aliens did contact us I bet they would turn out to be real jerks. "What's that? You can only see on wavelengths from 380 to 700 nanometers? WTF is this, amateur hour?" "Also, we hear you still have diseases on this planet. Do you want the recipe to cure them all? Well to bad, I used that piece of paper to wipe my five asses when we stopped at one of Jupiter's moons. Smell you later, poo poo birds!"
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Apr 13, 2023 04:20
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syntaxfunction posted:Like your mum lol that information is classified. expect a visit from the NSA soon.
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Apr 13, 2023 04:21
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UFOs only exist in the 8th plane and they are psychic manifestations. They bleed over into our 3d universe occasionally but they are not trying to stay here. It's a spaceship flat tire situation. I hope that helps.
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Apr 13, 2023 04:23
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We all have 4K UHD resolution cameras in our pockets and still somehow manage to take video of unexplainable or interesting things at 240p potato quality in portrait mode obstructed by J.J. Abrams lens flares during what appears to be a violent earthquake. So to answer your question, OP, never.
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Apr 13, 2023 04:35
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we still have diseases because we LIKE TO BAREBACK IN THIS BITCH SUCK IT INCEL ALIENS! EARTH RULES!
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Apr 13, 2023 04:37
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Come into the light. Welcome.
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Apr 13, 2023 04:37
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Welcome to the fantasy zone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBH-LqacmqE
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Apr 13, 2023 04:41
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i posted one just the other day op, do your own research and you will find what you seek
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Apr 13, 2023 04:45
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That one dude married an alien and had lots of weird half human babies and one of them looked at me
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. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnbXDjAivI
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syntaxfunction posted:Aliens are scared of high resolution cameras because they are insecure about their looks. It's this.
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I Want to Believe
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They stole the American's stealth technology OP.
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I’ve ridden with Altoona, a wise alien broad who has 27 vaginas, each with an eye ball inside that can see you gently caress it. Believe in me, op
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Soggy Muffin posted:I’ve ridden with Altoona, a wise alien broad who has 27 vaginas, each with an eye ball inside that can see you gently caress it. Believe in me, op yeah lots of people have ridden ur mum
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how has nobody hosed bigfoot yet? he must be horny as hell by now
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:how has nobody hosed bigfoot yet? he must be horny as hell by now One brave woman has, indeed, hosed her: https://www.amazon.com/Bigfoot-Lesbian-Unforgettable-Night-Together-ebook/dp/B07MJLRJR2 Turns out your average Squach hunter just wasn't Bigfoot's type.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:One brave woman has, indeed, hosed her: https://www.amazon.com/Bigfoot-Lesbian-Unforgettable-Night-Together-ebook/dp/B07MJLRJR2 lmao review posted:Was surprisingly touched by the sweet descriptions of bigfoot's gentle soul and the narrator's thoughtful interactions. I would totally date girl bigfoot
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Amarcarts posted:There are endless repostings of 6 minute history channel clips featuring 5 minutes and 55 seconds of people babbling on and on and adding nothing new to the discussion followed by a UFO clip that isn't new or Oprah-worthy. How many times can we re-watch the same drat half-dozen Navy videos? New clips get released all the time bud
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Who dis? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwJmNaR_4hk
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:One brave woman has, indeed, hosed her: https://www.amazon.com/Bigfoot-Lesbian-Unforgettable-Night-Together-ebook/dp/B07MJLRJR2 This is how the movie Outbreak 2 starts. They don't know what is happening until the coroner finds an unidentifiable hair stuck between patient zeros teeth. Wee fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Apr 13, 2023 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv041-dAnqs
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Be more careful op
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My saucer had food on it.
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Amarcarts posted:There are endless repostings of 6 minute history channel clips featuring 5 minutes and 55 seconds of people babbling on and on and adding nothing new to the discussion followed by a UFO clip that isn't new or Oprah-worthy. How many times can we re-watch the same drat half-dozen Navy videos? My theory is that the UFOs figured out what spectrum of light we see in and changed their spacecraft to reflect light we can't see. Don't know how they did that through anal probes, but they are the aliens
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:but they are the aliens but to them, we are the aliens... wooooaaaahh 
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