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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I am immune to all diease and I will never die.

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eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Congrats, OP.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




neither did i, but both of us will, it’s too big to fail now

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i got it 69 times bitch

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
I too am undefeated

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
that means no one loves you

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009

I never got AIDS you wanna buttfuck unprotected and cough on each other to celebrate?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

🤬

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Really tempting fate there buddy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

sweet thursday posted:

I am immune to all diease and I will never die.

Same.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Dead I am the life, dig into the skin
Knuckle crack the bone, twenty-one to win
Dead I am the dog, "Hound of Hell", you cry
Devil on your back, I can never die

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Les Os posted:

that means no one loves you

Hell yeah

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I did, but considering I work around 200 pestilential children daily, this was to be expected. The number of sanitizing wipes I had to use to clean surfaces could probably cover a small European country.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Genesplicer posted:

I did, but considering I work around 200 pestilential children daily, this was to be expected. The number of sanitizing wipes I had to use to clean surfaces could probably cover a small European country.
You were around for Covid-1919

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

You're old as hell, Genesplicer.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
same op lets make immortal children with our genes

Sorbus
Apr 1, 2010
I got a nasty flu like 4 times 2020-2022 but always tested negative. I feel some slight fomo

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
You should check it out, I know it's not "the new hotness" anymore but what can I say you can't go wrong with the classics.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Hell yeah, OP. I didn't get it either yet but I don't think I'm invincible. I'm jealous!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Same OP. I also havent' gotten the flu or a major cold since 2020. So thanks Covid.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Neither have I

Since I'm older I doubt I would have been asymptomatic

I wore a mask religiously tho and didn't have a public job. Also, since my brother has cancer and chemo is keeping him alive covid didn't end for me. This loving disease is stealing what life I have left and I'm furious

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

sweet thursday posted:

You're old as hell, Genesplicer.

Dick

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Never got it, and never gonna get it

Feels good.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

sweet thursday posted:

I am immune to all diease and I will never die.

But how long are your telomeres?

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Has anyone ever done a toxx based around not contracting a disease?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I never caught it even though I lived in a house with 4 other people that tested positive. I think it might have been because I'm half a foot taller than everyone else and not breathing the same air.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
You sheep. No one "got" covid. it was all a government Hoax to distract us from the real issues, like the fact food is kind of tasteless these days.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
I never got it for a while, but then I got it in the end.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I never had whooping cough.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Never had Farmhands Caress or The Vicars Conundrum.

* kicks back, sippin on that Gripe water *

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

sweet thursday posted:

You were around for Covid-1919

:laffo:

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
I never made it as a wiseman

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

sweet thursday posted:

I am immune to all diease and I will never die.

:same:

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
you almost certainly were exposed to a sufficient viral load OP but the very nature of being a novel virus with the entire spectrum of immune responses available you simply were already capable of stopping it from replicating out of control in your body

congrats

however that means you used up one of your freebies on your immune system punch card, which is unfortunate when the real bad ones come in a few months

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

a lot of people didn't, op

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
I did probably at a Dinosaur Jr concert and it made me miss a Pavement concert.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
GBS COVID thread, voted :one: on principle

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I never heard the punchline so I don't think the joke ever really caught on.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

olives black posted:

GBS COVID thread, voted :one: on principle

you freaking love covid

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I had Macho Man Flying Elbow Drop for like 3 weeks.

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