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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
I'm doing some research into butt sex and would like to consider myself a amateur enthusiast of all things buttfucking. I think its time we had a megathread about the things that matter the most. That's butt sex. A lot of people don't realize this but buttfucking has only been around about 200 years. It was first discovered in France in 1784. A scientist at the time Jean Renoit was doing some alchemy research and he discovered buttfucking. Now I'm not quite sure how it came to the United States but a lot of people think it was during the gold rush of San Franscisco that buttfucking finally made its American debut.

For your convenience and for my further research I have put in a poll.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
seems highly sinful, op

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
Was it not the greeks who invented it? Perhaps th art of bumsex was not invented in the 1700s, but rediscovered? I think this is important to finalize before the discussion continues.

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Jailbrekr posted:

Was it not the greeks who invented it? Perhaps th art of bumsex was not invented in the 1700s, but rediscovered? I think this is important to finalize before the discussion continues.

Always remember, if you're throwing it into someone of lower social status it's not gay

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


bumholes

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




STILL waiting for my sex arse delivery, the industry has not yet recovered from the evergiven fiasco

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I don't know if you know this op, but that is where poop comes from.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

These are the kind of threads Fox News tried to warn us were coming

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Can someone explain the poll to me I'm an Awful App for Android user so I don't see polls

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Having the prostate up your rear end in a top hat is a hell of a "design."

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's just god telling you to get gay

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why is it not a checkbox poll OP?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Polls aren't real because pc forums users aren't real. We're all on our phones pondering our prostates

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I think I’m retired from buttfucking.

There was a time in my 20’s where I buttfucked like three or four chicks in a row and my friends started calling me the Anal King or something.

I managed to escape with no smells or doody messes. So I figured I’d quit buttfucking while I’m ahead.

I’m sure my wife is thankful that I don’t pester her for it on the reg.

So yeah, if you know a girl… I’ve probably buttfucked her.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



I like butts (big)

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://youtu.be/hwMqiEktYOk

Here you go op

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

gently caress my butt. I hate it, it's always got poo poo coming out of it and it never seems to stop.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Toxic Mental posted:

gently caress my butt. I hate it, it's always got poo poo coming out of it and it never seems to stop.

You just need someone to gently caress the poo poo out of you.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

fuckin no option for vers?

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
Still no mention of goat man. He got down with the booty train.

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
I like butts :butt::yosbutt::butt::yosbutt::butt::yosbutt::butt::yosbutt:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I think I’m retired from buttfucking. in Final Fantasy 14

There was a time in my 20’s where I buttfucked like three or four chicks in a row and my friends started calling me the Anal King or something. in Final Fantasy 14

I managed to escape with no smells or doody messes. So I figured I’d quit buttfucking while I’m ahead. in Final Fantasy 14

I’m sure my wife is thankful that I don’t pester her for it on the reg. in Final Fantasy 14

So yeah, if you know a girl… I’ve probably buttfucked her. in Final Fantasy 14

ftfy

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
buttffucking is widlely considered the "dark souls" of sex acts

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What kind of NASTY loving FART GOD would make it FEEL BETTER in my rear end than in my PUSSY sometimes?, is what she said. :thunkher:

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

NASTY loving FART GOD

pro-tier username

Mods please change/thanx in advance

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Gay
Bowel
Syndrome

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


https://www.buttfuck.com

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Do some folks orgasm from dropping a big, hard, poo?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
One time I was buttfuckin a lady and she had to stop to go take a poo poo, my dick was like a plunger or knife trying to get the last of the ketchup out of the bottle

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Women don't poo poo so that story is obviously made up

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

If you bleach your rear end in a top hat you should dye it another colour like chartreuse

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004

shartreuse

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5QfNv0lhvM&t=672s

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


Precisely

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Noblesse Obliged posted:

If you bleach your rear end in a top hat you should dye it another colour like chartreuse

Buttholemakeup.com :sexarse:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I cone from a long, proud line of Assfuckaz. We hosed azz in the caves. We hosed azz on the seas. We hosed azz on the plains. We hosed azz when civilization first appeared. So excuse me op if I point out that u a phony, and fake as hell

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I cone from a long, proud line of Assfuckaz. We hosed azz in the caves. We hosed azz on the seas. We hosed azz on the plains. We hosed azz when civilization first appeared. So excuse me op if I point out that u a phony, and fake as hell

Get op's rear end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :slick:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




it was a pretty fun game I played a catboy

never buttfucked anyone in it though

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Why is it not a checkbox poll OP?

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




William Henry Hairytaint posted:

it was a pretty fun game I played a catboy

never buttfucked anyone in it though

not even Haurchefant?

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