NHL 2023 Stanley Cup Playoff Prediction Thread

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Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Welcome to the 2022-2023 season NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs prediction thread. Seattle made it this year! Pittsburgh did not and everyone was fired for it! But at least they wrecked Chicago's chance for Bedard. Speaking of, who will win the Connor Bedard lottery? Definitely not any of the teams in this thread.

Below are the 1st round brackets for the Eastern and Western Conferences. Feel free to copy this section for your brackets. I'll update the OP with round information as we move from round 1, to round 2, to the conference finals, to the SC final

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2)
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3)
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1)
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3)

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1)
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3)
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2)
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3)

2022 Playoff thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4000767

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My predictions for round one:

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 4
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Leafs in 7
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Hurricanes in 6
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Rangers in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Colorado in 5
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 6
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Golden Knights in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 4

Propaganda Hour fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Apr 16, 2023

# ? Apr 15, 2023 06:47

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# ? May 2, 2024 08:57

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 5
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Leafs in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Islanders in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Devils in 5

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 5
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 6
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Jets in 7
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 4

But honestly, who cares so long as I get one team right.

Shinjobi fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Apr 15, 2023

# ? Apr 15, 2023 07:08

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 5
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Bolts in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Hurricanes in 6
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Rangers in 7

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Colorado in 5
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 7
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Golden Knights in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 5

# ? Apr 15, 2023 07:13

Ginger Beer Belly: Aug 18, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 4
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Leafs in 7
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Islanders in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Devils in 7

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Colorado in 6
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Wild in 7
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Jets in 7
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 5

We want all the game 7s.

# ? Apr 15, 2023 07:24

T-Bone: Sep 14, 2004; jakes did this?

More things I want to happen than will happen.

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Panthers in 7
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Leafs in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Hurricanes in 6
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Devils in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 6
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 6
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Knights in 4
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 6

# ? Apr 15, 2023 07:54

QuasiQuack: Jun 13, 2010; Ducks hockey baybee

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 6
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Tampa in 7
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Canes in 5
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Devils in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 4
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 7
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Vegas in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Kings in 7

Let's fuckin gooo

# ? Apr 15, 2023 09:40

aejix: Sep 18, 2007; It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim; Pillbug

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 5
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Bolts in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Hurricanes in 6
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Rangers in 7

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Colorado in 6
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 5
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Golden Knights in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 6

# ? Apr 15, 2023 12:54

Chad Sexington: May 26, 2005; I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 5
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Bolts in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Hurricanes in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Devils in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 5
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 5
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Knights in 7
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 7

# ? Apr 15, 2023 13:19

Darude - Adam Sandstorm: Aug 16, 2012

Bruins 5
Leafs 6
Canes 6
Rangers 7

Avs 5
Stars 7
Knights 6
Oilers 5

# ? Apr 15, 2023 13:25

fawning deference: Jul 4, 2018

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 5
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Leafs in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Isles in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Devils in 7

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 6
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 6
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Knights in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 4

# ? Apr 15, 2023 14:42

Porrima: Oct 18, 2012; The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) Boston in 6
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) Tampa in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) Carolina in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) Rangers in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) Colorado in 5
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) Dallas in 7
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) Vegas in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Edmonton in 5

# ? Apr 15, 2023 14:53

ThinkTank: Oct 23, 2007

Round One

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 6
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Leafs in 5 (lol I know)
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Islanders in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Rangers in 7

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 5
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Wild in 7
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Knights in 4
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 7

Round 2

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) - Bruins in 5
New York Rangers (M3) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Rangers in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Wild in 7
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Edmonton Oilers (P2) - Oilers in 6

Conference Finals

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Bruins in 6

Western Conference
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Oilers in 4

Stanley Cup Finals

Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Boston Bruins (A1) - Oilers in 6

Conn Smythe: Connor McDavid
Most Points: Leon Draisaitl
Cup Winning Goal: Zach Hyman
Cup Winning Goal Time: 17:22 of the 2nd
ThinkTank Angry Posts About How Much This Outcome Will Suck: java.StackOverflowError

ThinkTank fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Apr 15, 2023

# ? Apr 15, 2023 15:03

ThinkTank: Oct 23, 2007

Alright, now that my guesses are out of the way let's see how little us hockey nerds know as we get beaten by google's coin flip/random number generator features. Method: Heads is the higher seed, tails the lower. RNG determines number of games from 4-7.

Round One

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 7
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Leafs in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Islanders in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Devils in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Kraken in 7
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Wild in 5
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Jets in 7
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 7

Round 2

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) - Bruins in 4
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Devils in 6

Western Conference
Minnesota Wild (C3) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Kraken in 4
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Jets in 4

Conference Finals

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. New Jersey Devils (M2) - Bruins in 4

Western Conference
Seattle Kraken (WC1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Kraken in 5

Stanley Cup Finals

Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Bruins in 7

Conn Smythe: Pavel Zacha (RNG=10)
Method: sorted Bruins roster by Point Share and let RNG choose 1-11. If 11, it's a Kraken Player sorted by Point Share and RNG selects 1-10
Most Points: Patrice Bergeron (RNG=3)
Method: sorted Bruins/Kraken roster by total points and let RNG choose 1-13. 1-6 that place regular season scorer for the Bruins 7-12 that place regular season scorer for the Kraken, 13 McDavid just wins it anyways
Cup Winning Goal: Pavel Zacha (RNG=4)
Method: Sorted Bruins Roster by total points and let RNG choose 1-21 that place regular season scorer
Cup Winning Goal Time: 12:39 of the third period
Method: RNG 1-4 for period (if 4 OT), RNG 0-19 for minute, RNG 0-59 for second.

ThinkTank fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Apr 15, 2023

# ? Apr 15, 2023 15:03

Star: Jul 15, 2005; Guerilla war struggle is a new entertainment.; Fallen Rib

Alright, time to do this again. My predictions always turn out wrong but I can feel it, this is my year.

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 5
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Leafs in 7
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Hurricanes in 5
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Rangers in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Colorado in 5
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 5
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Jets in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 5

# ? Apr 15, 2023 15:41

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Boston in 6
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Tampa in 7
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Carolina in 5
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Devils in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Colorado in 6
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Dallas in 5
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Vegas in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Los Angeles in 7

# ? Apr 15, 2023 16:01

clean ayers act: Aug 13, 2007; How do I shot puck!?

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) Bruins in 6
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) Leafs in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) Canes in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) Devils in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 6
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 7
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - VGK in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) -Oilers in 6

clean ayers act fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Apr 17, 2023

# ? Apr 15, 2023 16:43

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

BOS in 5
TOR in 7
CAR in 5
NJD in 7

COL in 5
MIN in 7
VEG in 6
EDM in 5

# ? Apr 15, 2023 17:19

Spelling Mitsake: Oct 4, 2007; Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

Boston in 6
Tampa in 7
Islanders in 7
New Jersey in 7

Colorado in 6
Dallas Stars in 7
Vegas in 4
Edmonton in 6

# ? Apr 15, 2023 17:35

Koopa Kid: Aug 21, 2007

FLA in 6
TOR in 4
CAR in 5
NJD in 7

COL in 5
DAL in 7
VGK in 5
EDM in 6

Let�s go baby entirely wishful predictions with no basis in reality :getin:

# ? Apr 15, 2023 17:42

Jehde: Apr 21, 2010

Boston in 5
Tampa in 6
Carolina in 6
New Jersey in 7

Colorado in 4
Dallas in 6
Vegas in 5
Edmonton in 7

# ? Apr 15, 2023 18:41

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Boston in 6
Tampa in 7
NYI in 6
NYR in 7

Colorado in 5
Minnesota in 7
Vegas in 4
LA in 7

# ? Apr 15, 2023 19:08

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Boston in 5
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Tampa in 7
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Isles in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) Devils in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 5
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Wild in 6
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Knights in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 6

# ? Apr 15, 2023 19:20

Darude - Adam Sandstorm: Aug 16, 2012

ThinkTank posted:

Round One

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 6
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Leafs in 5 (lol I know)
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Islanders in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Rangers in 7

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 5
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Wild in 7
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Knights in 4
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 7

Round 2

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) - Bruins in 5
New York Rangers (M3) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Rangers in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Wild in 7
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Edmonton Oilers (P2) - Oilers in 6

Conference Finals

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Bruins in 6

Western Conference
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Oilers in 4

Stanley Cup Finals

Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Boston Bruins (A1) - Oilers in 6

Conn Smythe: Connor McDavid
Most Points: Leon Draisaitl
Cup Winning Goal: Zach Hyman
Cup Winning Goal Time: 17:22 of the 2nd
ThinkTank Angry Posts About How Much This Outcome Will Suck: java.StackOverflowError

Thank you

# ? Apr 15, 2023 19:36

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

Bruins in 6
Lightning in 7 (lol)

Islanders in 6 :siren:

Devils in 7

Avalanche in 5
Stars in 6

Golden Knights in 7
Oilers in 5

# ? Apr 15, 2023 20:22

heehee: Sep 5, 2012; haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win

cheers op

Round 1
Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - panthers in 7
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - leafs in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - hurricanes in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - devils in 5

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - kraken in 7
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - stars in 6
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - knights in 4
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - oilers in 4

Round 2

Leafs vs Panthers - Leafs in 7
Hurricanes vs Devils - Devils in 5

Kraken vs Stars - Kraken in 7
Knights vs Oilers - Oilers in 7

Round 3

Leafs vs Devils - Devils in 4

Kraken vs Oilers - Oilers in 4

Finals

Oilers vs Devils - Oilers in 7 (15 goals scored)

# ? Apr 15, 2023 21:18

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

The zaniest predictions in this thread or your money back:

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 6
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Lightning in 7
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Islanders in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Rangers in 4

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Kraken in 6
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Wild in 5
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Knights in 7
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Kings in 7

# ? Apr 15, 2023 21:37

AntiDepressor: Jun 3, 2011

Boston in 5
Tampa in 7 (Game 7 Double OT)
Carolina in 4
New Jersey in 6

Colorado in 6
Minnesota in 6
Vegas in 5
Edmonton in 7

# ? Apr 15, 2023 21:37

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

You may remember my 5-year-old nephew whose picks were better than mine and also better than several of yours last year. He's 6 now and he's back, baby.

A 6-year-old's picks:

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 7
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Lightning in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Islanders in 4
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Rangers in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avalanche in 4
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Wild in 7
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Knights in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 5

# ? Apr 15, 2023 21:41

Yaya: Nov 14, 2012; vancloober cablucks

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Boston in 5
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Toronto in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Carolina in 5
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - New Jersey in 7

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Seattle in 7
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Dallas in 6
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Vegas in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Edmonton in 5

# ? Apr 15, 2023 23:25

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Are we doing Red X Game this year?

# ? Apr 16, 2023 00:51

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Panthers in 7
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Leafs in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Hurricanes in 5
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Devils in 7

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 6
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 5
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Golden Knights in 4
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 5

# ? Apr 16, 2023 01:22

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

CBJSprague24 posted:

Are we doing Red X Game this year?

I'm gonna try to!

# ? Apr 16, 2023 01:31

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Propaganda Hour posted:

I'm gonna try to!

Give me victory or give me X. :unsmigghh:

# ? Apr 16, 2023 02:17

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

CBJSprague24 posted:

Give me victory or give me X.

This actually took less time than I thought it would to set up:

# ? Apr 16, 2023 02:31

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Propaganda Hour posted:

This actually took less time than I thought it would to set up:

Lookit them purty colors. :golfclap:

I'll take a look and make picks soon.

# ? Apr 16, 2023 02:40

Jethro: Jun 1, 2000; I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) Bruins in 6
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) Leafs in 7
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) Canes in 5
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) Rags in 7

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) Kraken in 6
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) Stars in 6
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) Knights in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3)
Oilers in 4

# ? Apr 16, 2023 03:19

Aces High: Mar 26, 2010; Nah! A little chocolate will do

that coinflip went hard for Seattle, that will be a sight to behold if they make it all the way to the finals, anyway:

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Bruins in 5 (I can't see Florida doing more than delaying the inevitable)
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Leafs in 7 (maybe this will be the year!)
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Canes in 6
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Devils in 7

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 6 (I'm totally ok with Seattle winning their first ever playoff game on home ice :3:

)
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 5
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Golden Knights in 4
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 6 (LA has a tendency to always overstay their welcome)

# ? Apr 16, 2023 03:48

Mr. Kite: Aug 28, 2004; SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) Bruins in 7
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) Leafs in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) Islanders in 7
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) Devils in 7

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) Avalanche in 6
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) Stars in 7
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) Knights in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Oilers in 6

Mr. Kite fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Apr 16, 2023

# ? Apr 16, 2023 05:14

GuavaMoment: Aug 13, 2006; YouTube dude

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Boston in 5
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) - Tampa in 7 lol again
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Canes in 6
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Rangers in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 6
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Wild in 7
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Knights in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 6

# ? Apr 16, 2023 05:16

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# ? May 2, 2024 08:57

ImplicitAssembler: Jan 24, 2013

Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2)- Boston in 4
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3): - Leafs in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) - Caroline in 6
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) - Rangers in 6

Western Conference
Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) - Avs in 5
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) - Stars in 6
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) - Knights in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Kings in 6 (Because I really dislike the Oilers)

# ? Apr 16, 2023 05:46

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