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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

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ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012



Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

I love dogs

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

bebop esq posted:

i've never been to a strip club but $12/week (per visit?) sounds really cheap.

yeah they gotta really like you if tehy let you only spend that much each time

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018



lmao

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
is anyone surprised he was a cheap bastard

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

"hey Charlotte, my friend 'Alexander Hamilton' wanted to know if he's on the VIP list. And oh look, he brought his friends, the Washington twins!"

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Rusty Venture rear end behavior

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 382 days!

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

"hey Charlotte, my friend 'Alexander Hamilton' wanted to know if he's on the VIP list. And oh look, he brought his friends, the Washington twins!"

lmao

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

lmao good riddance

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
someone find the lasagna post

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

"hey Charlotte, my friend 'Alexander Hamilton' wanted to know if he's on the VIP list. And oh look, he brought his friends, the Washington twins!"

lmao the saddest strip club patron in history

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Entropic posted:

someone find the lasagna post

its buried in an archived work crew thread, he just unprompted told a story about bringing lasagna to a strip club for the strippers.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
feeding the strippers like pigeons at the park

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

feeding the strippers like pigeons at the park

don't give them $50s, their digestive systems can't handle it

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007








oh my god lol

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

voted golden manbabies

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Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



I don't even understand how auto banning works I'm hopelessly dumb

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

you make a post with the flashing attention tag and it autobans you. its an ancient joke meant to annoy people who would spam irritating threads

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Buck Wildman posted:

don't give them $50s, their digestive systems can't handle it

♪ poisoning strippers in the park ♪

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

WoodrowSkillson posted:

you make a post with the flashing attention tag and it autobans you. its an ancient joke meant to annoy people who would spam irritating threads

and because something is weird with the forums, they don't get a banned avatar but they are banned

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

World War Mammories posted:

♪ poisoning strippers in the park ♪

lmao

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



These forums were created using dark magics

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
:yikeseroo:
:dogbutton:

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

feeding the strippers like pigeons at the park

lol

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

bebop esq posted:

i've never been to a strip club but $12/week (per visit?) sounds really cheap.

/demands the stripper stop half way through the song because he can't afford a full one

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I've been to a strip club once in my life and my main takeaway was that the food was atrocious

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Oh wow it turns out that the rapsheet entry understated how gross he is.

quote:

30 something year old man who once bragged about waiting for a girl to become 18 so he could gently caress her.

Shugojin posted:

i spent too much time doing this tonight but https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3690783&userid=36529&perpage=40&pagenumber=280#post450888147 him starting to go is somewhere around there and the rest of us idiots still giving him far more credit/attention than deserved

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
none of you seem to understand he goes to the strip club and then just sits around but doesnt buy anything he's that pathetic

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

none of you seem to understand he goes to the strip club and then just sits around but doesnt buy anything he's that pathetic

“Hey honey, you want a dance?”

“Psssh, why would I do that when I’ve already paid my cover and there’s free girls up on stage? Maybe if you’re really nice I’ll bring you a tuna casserole next week though.”

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
iron crowned thinks the strippers liked him but the strippers hated him because he was the creepy guy who kept trying to befriend the strippers doing their jobs while hanging out at the strip club all day and night and not spending any money

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
lured backstage in some zany scheme offering to play mario kart with him but there's a bouncer with a lead pipe hiding behind the door

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
i would love to play mario kart with a stripper but i would win

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
dreaming of being toad in mario kart and having 3 stirppers playing as bowser, dk, and wario just chain crashing into me repeatedly, ganked in a corner, and then istantly running over my bomb corspe, over and over again. amen

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Crazypoops posted:

I honestly never have any idea what's going on

you are blessed

honestly don't try an anti-pet/animal gimmick, its bad

and clean your cats litterbox

and dont do any of the other stuff he did

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?
What was this dude's av ??

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Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?

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