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Hello goons, I am a frequenter of strip clubs. Some could say I'm addicted to boobies. I am currently 28 years old, and live in Wichita, Kansas. I went to my first strip club on May 5th 2006, and since then I've gone as little as once a month to multiple times a week. I actually know quite a bit about the inner workings of strip clubs in my area, and have some stories about them. Here's the list of known local strip clubs that I've been to in order of preference: 1. Michelle's Beach House (Topless) 2. Pleasure's (Full Nude) 3. Jezebel's (Full Nude) 4. The Retreat (Up to Full Nude Except For Shoes) 5. Baby Dolls (Bikini Bar) 6. The Red Garter Inn (Bikini Bar) 7. Club G's Erotic Sports Bar (Bikini Bar) 8. Club Sensations (Bikini Bar) 9. Sheena's/Bombshells (Defunct) Feel free to ask me anything about being a regular at strip clubs. A little while later, if I'm not asked, I'll be adding a post about good etiquette as I've seen far too many people without it.
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Yeah, I actually know quite a bit about the inner workings of strip clubs. See I'm what's called a "mark"
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Apr 16, 2023 16:45
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Buck Wildman posted:no idea who this is if you talk about strip clubs enough that people know you as "the strip club goon" you probably talk about strip clubs too much
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Apr 17, 2023 02:21
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I love dogs
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Apr 17, 2023 17:39
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"hey Charlotte, my friend 'Alexander Hamilton' wanted to know if he's on the VIP list. And oh look, he brought his friends, the Washington twins!"
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Apr 17, 2023 17:55
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Rusty Venture rear end behavior
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Apr 17, 2023 17:56
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Azathoth posted:I went for a walk and met a really cool chocolate lab. Feels like the right place to celebrate making a new friend. there was a corgi at the outdoor area of a bar i went to and he played with a toddler, it was very cute
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Apr 19, 2023 00:06
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Dixon Chisholm posted:a young, poorly trained husky broke out of our neighbors yard and into our yard and killed our big friendly duck, but i still dont hate dogs. sorry about your duck, i hope they train that dog better so it will be happier and not a murderer
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Apr 19, 2023 14:15
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Tenkaris posted:No he brought homemade lasagna to strippers because he had nobody else in his life he could think of to bring some to noooooo dude gently caress no
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Apr 19, 2023 15:39
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goldmine, we're not getting anymore oil outta this grave
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Apr 19, 2023 15:48
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I'm not trying to clown on the covid thread cuz I still wear my mask every day but it is very funny to imagine a guy willingly bringing a dish to pass to a strip club becoming a respirator guy
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Apr 19, 2023 16:12
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talk about a 180 regarding public swapping of bodily fluids
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Apr 19, 2023 16:13
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spraying down the stage in front of you with disinfectant every 5 minutes until the bouncer makes you leave after a stripper busts her rear end because you made it too slippery
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Apr 19, 2023 16:16
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I do hope he ends up either in charge of or destroying Something Awful somehow because it would be a very Office Space end to the whole thing
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Apr 19, 2023 16:31
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Buck Wildman posted:exhausted stripper exiting into the alley after a 10 hour shift and this guy's out there with candles and a tablecloth over a dumpster like lady and the tramp lmfao
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Apr 19, 2023 16:46
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"ahh christ he ran a power strip out here and he's got mario kart going on a crt tv, ANTHONY CAN YOU COME BACK HERE PLEASE?"
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Apr 19, 2023 16:49
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croup coughfield posted:i dont know. where does this compulsion come from? actually listening to goons when they say "using the ignore list is for cowards" instead of just realizing it's a dumb joke
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Apr 19, 2023 17:36
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trying to tip with a jar of your grandma's marinara sauce
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Apr 19, 2023 17:59
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i disagree but you do you
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Apr 19, 2023 18:09
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croup coughfield posted:grow up who cares
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Apr 19, 2023 18:12
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:big sweaty italian guy coming into the club and trying to make it rain with pepperoni slices "for the last time - we are not going to make the dancers wear your late mother's clothes, I don't care how much extra you pay"
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Apr 19, 2023 18:53
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it always comes back to just making fun of italians
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Apr 19, 2023 18:53
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Koishi Komeiji posted:
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Apr 20, 2023 19:12
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Cyber Punk 90210 posted:The guys posting was terrible but I sorta want to pity him? that is a natural reaction to have to a pathetic person
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Apr 20, 2023 19:54
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