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Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twY8YQYDBE

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Thanks for reminding me that Talking Heads was a great band that will forever be ahead of the times, no matter what the times are

Please don't come back though OP

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Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

lil poopendorfer posted:

Someone please do the needful and post the gdamn funny!!!

Iron Crowned 14 years ago posted:

From my thread a few months back:

Some weirdo 14 years ago posted:
Aw man, I was expecting some antics

If the stripper's out, I think you owe it to this thread to get into trouble with some other chick, any chick. C'mon man throw us a bone, let the hijinx ensue!

Well, I have some upcoming antics, but first a few updates. If you don't give a poo poo about the epilogue to the last thread, you can skip to the bold line.

Carly and I still talk, and Laura and Carly are still friends. I still hang out with Laura on a regular basis, although even more now.

I did locate the stripper Ana a few weeks back, at a new club, that's 30 minutes out, I didn't get a chance to give her poo poo yet, as I saw her enter the dressing room and she didn't come back out before I left.

The new thread starts here

On Monday I lost my job of three years. It was actually a pretty big layoff, and things are looking grim for my former employer right now, but that's not what this thread is about.

I received my Federal Tax return on Wednesday, and when I filed, I had dreams of spending a few hundred down at Ye Olde Tittybar, but with my new found lack of income, I only took a fraction.

Being about 3 in the afternoon on a Wednesday, there was me and one other patron. The other patron had apparently bought each of the three girls who were working a rather large dancer drink. I had pretty much come in to tell one of the dancers that I have a rapport with, Michelle, what was up, and that I probably wouldn't be in for a while.

Whenever Michelle was on stage, she pretty much just spent it over at my spot talking, because there were just two patrons, and the other one was pretty much out of view of the stage with the other two girls. Anyway, at some point Mario Kart came up in our talking.

The old biker/vet that was buying the drinks, kept buying them, and was apparently pretty weird. Michelle snuck off to the dressing room at one point and sent me a text, which surprised me, I'll skip the chatlog, but I got challenged to Mario Kart 64 with her, and she'll probably win, but I had to talk big because, well, uh, I'm a guy.

The problem is I suck at Mario Kart 64, I play it with Laura all the time, and I loose all the time. If it was Double Dash, I'd be better off, because I kick Laura's rear end at that all the time.

I'm so screwed!

Tl;dr A stripper has challenged me to Mario Kart 64, I am going to get a severe rear end kicking, help goons!

Iron Crowned, 2 months later (but 14 years ago) posted:

Some weirdo 14 years ago posted:
Did you every play Mario Kart with this girl or did she just keep taking your money for attention? I just gotta know!

Nope

Some other weirdo 14 years ago posted:
He said in another thread that sometimes he will spend nearly $12 a week at the strip club.

At the moment due to my unemployment status, I spend $60 once a month, so it averages to about $12 a week