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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


no idea who this is

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


better to seize every strip club as they come rather than agonize over the strips that could have been

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

feeding the strippers like pigeons at the park

don't give them $50s, their digestive systems can't handle it

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I've been to a strip club once in my life and my main takeaway was that the food was atrocious

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I deliver all my homemade lasagna to myself

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


in my mouth

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


with a fork

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Tenkaris posted:

imagine how hard the Bouncer roasted him after he walked in with the lasagna

it is immensely pathetic lol

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


would that really be more or less sad than if he like labored all day and came in with five star fare

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


covid only lives on lap dances for five minutes tops read the cdc release

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


ok jasmine I'm leaving the single here on the stage I'm going to leave the room then you come in put it in your thong then you leave and I come back

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


exhausted stripper exiting into the alley after a 10 hour shift and this guy's out there with candles and a tablecloth over a dumpster like lady and the tramp

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Crazypoops posted:

Everyone take some time to reflect and think about someone who you would bring a lasagna to

I already answered this previously

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lil poopendorfer posted:

For reference, this was something Iron Crowned “cooked” and felt compelled to share with the forums. So you can use your imagination to guess what his lasagna looked like



AHH loving censor this poo poo goddam

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Koishi Komeiji posted:



"Shake it baby!"

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