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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

https://www.theonion.com/i-think-that-stripper-really-liked-me-1819583467

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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

I went for a walk and met a really cool chocolate lab. Feels like the right place to celebrate making a new friend.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Hatebag posted:

Either way they probably just dumped it in the trash assuming it had been cummed in

That's like the best case scenario, nonzero chance that it had poison in it. I hope the bouncer took it and said they'd give it to the dancers and then made sure it went straight into the dumpster without anyone touching it.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i think you already know the answer to this

it was homemade but somehow worse than stouffers

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

poo poo on a shingle is something you make while extremely drunk/poor not something you get proud about making for the internet

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

sitting close to the stage at the strip club and growling whenever anyone goes to put money in candi's thong

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Platystemon posted:

When I think of this website and “lasagna”, I cannot help but recall the saxophone bathtub incident.

Didn't there used to be a :scax: or am I misremembering?

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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Nix Panicus posted:

Taking edible underwear to new and incredibly sexy places

italians have gone too far

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