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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > That is all
 
Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Hello goons, I am a frequenter of strip clubs. Some could say I'm addicted to boobies.

I am currently 28 years old, and live in Wichita, Kansas. I went to my first strip club on May 5th 2006, and since then I've gone as little as once a month to multiple times a week.

I actually know quite a bit about the inner workings of strip clubs in my area, and have some stories about them.

Here's the list of known local strip clubs that I've been to in order of preference:
1. Michelle's Beach House (Topless)
2. Pleasure's (Full Nude)
3. Jezebel's (Full Nude)
4. The Retreat (Up to Full Nude Except For Shoes)
5. Baby Dolls (Bikini Bar)
6. The Red Garter Inn (Bikini Bar)
7. Club G's Erotic Sports Bar (Bikini Bar)
8. Club Sensations (Bikini Bar)
9. Sheena's/Bombshells (Defunct)

Feel free to ask me anything about being a regular at strip clubs.

A little while later, if I'm not asked, I'll be adding a post about good etiquette as I've seen far too many people without it.
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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
MFW HEAVEN IS A STRIP CLUB

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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

bebop esq posted:

i've never been to a strip club but $12/week (per visit?) sounds really cheap.

yeah they gotta really like you if tehy let you only spend that much each time

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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
lmao at the full progression of the avatars

* # ¿ Apr 18, 2023 03:00
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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Koishi Komeiji posted:



"Shake it baby!"

lol christ

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