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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
All times Eastern

APRIL 17
Hurricanes 2, Islanders 1
Bruins 3, Panthers 1
Wild 3, Stars 2 (2OT)
Kings 4, Oilers 3 (OT)

APRIL 18
Rangers 5, Devils 1
Lightning 7, Maple Leafs 3
Jets 5, Golden Knights 1
Kraken 3, Avalanche 1

APRIL 19
Hurricanes 4, Islanders 3 (OT)
Panthers 6, Bruins 3
Stars 7, Wild 3
Oilers 4, Kings 2

APRIL 20
Maple Leafs 7, Lightning 2
Rangers 5, Devils 1
Avalanche 3, Kraken 2
Golden Knights 5, Jets 2

APRIL 21
Islanders 5, Hurricanes 1
Bruins 4, Panthers 2
Wild 5, Stars 1
Kings 3, Oilers 2 (OT)

APRIL 22
Golden Knights 5, Jets 4 (2OT)
Maple Leafs 4, Lightning 3 (OT)
Devils 2, Rangers 1 (OT)
Avalanche 6, Kraken 4

APRIL 23
Hurricanes 5, Islanders 2
Bruins 6, Panthers 2
Stars 3, Wild 2
Oilers 5, Kings 4 (OT)

APRIL 24
Devils 3, Rangers 1
Maple Leafs 5, Lightning 4 (OT)
Golden Knights 4, Jets 2
Kraken 3, Avalanche 2 (OT)

APRIL 25
Islanders 3, Hurricanes 2
Stars 4, Wild 0
Oilers 6, Kings 3

APRIL 26
Panthers 4, Bruins 3 (OT)
Kraken 3, Avalanche 2

APRIL 27
Lightning 4, Maple Leafs 2
Devils 4, Rangers 0
Golden Knights 4, Jets 1

APRIL 28
Hurricanes 2, Islanders 1 (OT)
Panthers 7, Bruins 5
Stars 4, Wild 1
Avalanche 4, Kraken 1

APRIL 29
Maple Leafs 2, Lightning 1 (OT)
Rangers 5, Devils 2
Oilers 5, Kings 4

APRIL 30
Panthers 4, Bruins 3 (OT)
Kraken 2, Avalanche 1

MAY 1
Devils 4, Rangers 0

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 04:07 on May 2, 2023

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Gonna be very tired at work for a while.

Go Stars!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Posting this for everyone’s reference later:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Time for some warm-ups.

REFS YOU SUCK!
They're only down by 4, there's still 2 periods to come back.
Where was Nurse on that one?
Draisaitl to McDavid again!
They might have given up 6 goals, but a win is a win, doesn't matter if you win 2-0 or 8-6.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Wonderllama easily claims first post of a poster that just got back from the gym.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


SHOOT THE PUCK

Stereo
Feb 27, 2014

Get rekt son
I can't believe the bruins had the season they had and then for game one they're all sick and Pasta looks like he's been making GBS threads through a bike pump for the past 48 hours. loving hockey man

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress Boston

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Looking forward to a bunch of ill Bruins players taking the ice against the Florida Updogs

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Stereo posted:

I can't believe the bruins had the season they had and then for game one they're all sick and Pasta looks like he's been making GBS threads through a bike pump for the past 48 hours. loving hockey man

I can believe it because hockey is cruel and inscrutable, but for those same reasons because I personally am desperately hoping they (literally) poo poo the bed I’m sure they’ll be fine because I can’t have nice things

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
I believe the Bruins were poisoned by a restaurant or some other establishment in Montreal. Perhaps by the Canadiens themselves, as revenge, after the conclusion of the regular season.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

So do the cats love rats or dogs? I'm confused.

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
NEW

YOAHK

ISLANDUHS

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
all that hubbub and the only guys missing are Bergeron and Grzelcyk
https://twitter.com/mattyports/status/1648100902937427969

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!
Pulock just tried to kill a dude.

hell yeah!

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
is it just me or does Rod Brind'amour really look like Guts from Berserk



an attempt was made

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Go hurricanes, go cats, go battle of north stars, go oilers

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Glad to see Carolina not playing like boring bullshit. Lot of HITZ from the Isles so far.

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!
LETS! GO! AHO!

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Wooo Canes!

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!

kill me now posted:

LETS! GO! AHO!

Whelp

Called that one lol

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
IT BEGINS

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!
Butch Goering “Well the Canes have really struggled of late on the power play… and they scored”

Lmao nice one Butchy

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Bergeron out with *mystery illness*

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Bruins the latest to “kucherov” a player but they’re doing it wrong.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Powershift posted:

Bergeron out with *mystery illness*

so mysterious

th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL
Announcer of the Canes/NYI game: These teams are so difficult to play against, look at a replay of this great defense!

*shows replay of kotkaniemi with a blatant slash/hook right to the hands of Islander

Female announcer: usually a stick to the hands is a penalty

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
:siren: pasta :siren:

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Go Islanders, I guess. Make that 1st round pick the Canucks gave up as low as possible

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Bruins look sloppy tonight. Luckily for them Florida is playing stupid.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007




See I knew who it was because there was a GIANT loving SIGN SUPERIMPOSED ON TOP OF HIS HEAD BY ESPN.

Anyway. Let’s do that playoff hockey :toot:

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
I know it's the playoffs but its annoying watching all these guys go for hero checks instead of playing the puck. I'm yelling "PLAY THE PUCK" at my tv like a peewee coach

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Jamwad Hilder posted:

Bruins look sloppy tonight. Luckily for them Florida is playing stupid.

Gotta imagine “don’t take penalties early and often” is pretty high up there on ol’ Paul Maurice’s Keys to the Game but here we are

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
My “gently caress the bruins” t shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I know it's the playoffs but its annoying watching all these guys go for hero checks instead of playing the puck. I'm yelling "PLAY THE PUCK" at my tv like a peewee coach

of course Cliffy decked a guy and it was cool, right after I said that

secret volcano lair
Oct 23, 2005

waffle enthusiast posted:

See I knew who it was because there was a GIANT loving SIGN SUPERIMPOSED ON TOP OF HIS HEAD BY ESPN.

Anyway. Let’s do that playoff hockey :toot:

can't decide if this would be worse than listening to jack edwards. i think no

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Isles stink, go Canes.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Cats are looking good so far

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

grack posted:

Go Islanders, I guess. Make that 1st round pick the Canucks gave up as low as possible

I can't wait for Hronek's 6x$7.5m extension this summer

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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Terrible pinch. Amazing save.

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