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Maximum number of dicks in the mouth
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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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I'm continuing my research into GBS posters and really need to know how many dicks you realistically could fit in your mouth.

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


yeah so i feel like this also depends on the dick size?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

yeah so i feel like this also depends on the dick size?

Assume its average dicks

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Hollismason posted:

Assume its average dicks

Ah, so 4 inches then. Well in that case..

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Hollismason posted:

Assume its average dicks

NIST standard or ISO standard?

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


im gonna say obviously one, maybe 2? idk i havent tried 2

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
2 costco hotdogs

Or 1 costco chicken bake sized

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
How many dicks can you fit in your boy pussy, OP?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
I know factually that I cannot fit my dick into my mouth

I havent cared enough about other dicks to try again

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

How many dicks can goku fit in his mouth? Does this number change if he goes super saiyan?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
A whole big bag full

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Me, with a whole mouth full of dick: I itten off ore an I an ew

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

All the dicks. all of them

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

Are these just chopped off hotdog dicks? If not I think I'd be limited more by the difficulty in positioning the people correctly in front of my mouth. If they're chopped off then 19.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Nice Van My Man posted:

Are these just chopped off hotdog dicks? If not I think I'd be limited more by the difficulty in positioning the people correctly in front of my mouth. If they're chopped off then 19.

Just to clarify these are not chopped off dicks.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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No checkbox poll voted 1 voted goku gas thread ban OP

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i guess the question is more like, how many people can reasonably stand in front of my face within dick's length

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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Have confirmed 2 is possible. Believe 3 is achievable. 4 isn’t possible unless we’re counting dildos or dicks that are otherwise not actually attached to a person (you try getting 4 dudes to stand close enough that their dicks can all fit in the same hole. The geometry isn’t feasible!

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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LanceHunter posted:

Have confirmed 2 is possible. Believe 3 is achievable. 4 isn’t possible unless we’re counting dildos or dicks that are otherwise not actually attached to a person (you try getting 4 dudes to stand close enough that their dicks can all fit in the same hole. The geometry isn’t feasible!

All 4 surrounding you in a circle thrusting downward.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
timecube, but dick centric

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Hollismason posted:

All 4 surrounding you in a circle thrusting downward.

Could you draw a rough image of what you mean? I believe you could arrange 4 men in such a way that their dicks all converge into one meta dick but I don't think it would be easy. There'd be rope, pullies, and gymnastics involved.

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

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Human, or...?

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Flaccid, or erect?

There's so many variables we're not covering here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cock sucked, banged, and hosed? More likely than you know.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Hollismason posted:

Assume its average dicks

Are they attached to a person or freestyle, cause attached to a person logistically I don't see how you get more than two close enough

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Three is absolutely possible. I think with the right intertwining of legs 4 is also doable. Like a 4-way scissorring suspended from the ceiling. Does anyone have 3 other people nearby that can test this?

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
sorry i only suck nuts

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



OP is trying to get answers to your security questions. Be smart. Don't put your accounts at risk.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

We stroge. We soge. We foge. Got a problem with it get bent.

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
according to google, the average human mouth opening is 48mm and average penis girth is 11.66cm so, if you do the math, you can realistically fit 0.04 penises in a person's mouth. unintuitive, i know, but numbers don't lie

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Both of them. Bopha. Also pm me to that nutsucking dude.

Tite Barnacle fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Apr 18, 2023

TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns

Do I get to chew?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Deki posted:

Flaccid, or erect?

There's so many variables we're not covering here

*Stuffing the 7th flaccid dick in my maw*

"CHUMBY BUNMY"

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Five but at that point no one is having a good time.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Buncha fuckin amateurs. I'm the guy smoking a hundred cigarettes in that weird old picture but the cigarettes are actually cocks. Cocks by the barrel, cocks by the pound.Cocks by the hogshead. Fields of cocks, their shiny, fleshy, tumescent heads wobbling about. I grow tobacco for nicotine but the cocks are for ..,pleasure... not mine, but someone is probably happy somewhere maybe

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Tite Barnacle posted:

Cocks by the hogshead.

At this rate you're gonna owe The Crown tax on your cocksucking venture

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

like 4 probably

Turmoilx
Nov 24, 2015

I possibly could of done something more effective with this money but I'm not sure.
you're quite privileged to be able to suck penis i tell ya what.. my teeth .. i wouldn't try they are very sharp and every dentist tells me i got a small mouth

really wish i could suck dick it's very profitable

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Normal sized non-hosed up weirdo dicks or mine?

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Turmoilx posted:

you're quite privileged to be able to suck penis i tell ya what.. my teeth .. i wouldn't try they are very sharp and every dentist tells me i got a small mouth

really wish i could suck dick it's very profitable

Don’t give up on your dreams, there’s someone out there into that I promise you.

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