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Ratios and Tendency posted:Normal sized non-hosed up weirdo dicks or mine? How many of your dicks can you fit in your mouth? Like 2 out of 5? 6 out of 7?
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Normal sized non-hosed up weirdo dicks or mine? I think they mean the regular normal dicks like my mom says all men have. 4 inches, curves in different directions depending on the position of the sun in the sky, and can double as a dousing rod. Oh, and this is the most normal of all, circumsised. But, like, heavily circumsised. You know, like a totally normal dick.
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Apr 18, 2023 08:07
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All at once or sequentially?
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Hollismason posted:Assume its average dicks Funky See Funky Do posted:Ah, so 4 inches then. Well in that case.. That long? This is disturbing. To contribute: As I'm happily hetero, my mouth would have to be raped to get a dick in it. I imagine even a large one could be forced in that way. My next thought is, if there's more than one guy loving my mouth simultanously, how do they all even reach it together at once? But casting my mind back to when I used to view porn, I remember some gals having a number in their mouths at once, some upto four or five rather big ones, IIRC. But that was in headshot photos, so I don't know where the hell exactly all the guys were standing. Hence re the full logistics and exact number of dicks I could cram into my tender mouth:  Anyways, good question OP, really makes ya think!
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Apr 18, 2023 09:00
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Just one. Thomas Edison's.
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Apr 18, 2023 09:03
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Confidently 2 but anything above that and someone would have to buy me an av.
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Apr 18, 2023 09:07
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Only one way to find out
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I took a Facebook quiz and it told me my dick is a little above average so based on that, I dunno, 30-35?
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erosion posted:I took a Facebook quiz and it told me my dick is a little above average so based on that, I dunno, 30-35? Loose.
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Apr 18, 2023 09:58
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Probably only one without exacerbating my TMJ to really awful levels, honestly.
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Apr 18, 2023 10:03
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it's dumb to speculate about this. we could just agree on a diameter size and then test it out with appropriately sized sausages and put the issue to rest.
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Apr 18, 2023 10:05
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You can't just stuff sausages in your mouth and call them penises.
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Apr 18, 2023 10:09
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probably about 4, but like 7 or 8 OP dicks
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Apr 18, 2023 10:13
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Cabbages and Kings posted:it's dumb to speculate about this. Once again a goon chooses to ram food in their mouth instead of having sex with people.
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Apr 18, 2023 10:15
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I heard Lowtax collected group dick data during Goon Camp and sold the information to the Israelis
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Apr 18, 2023 16:03
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that g ova there posted:I heard Lowtax collected group dick data during Goon Camp and sold the information to the Israelis that's getting awfully close to being a circumcision joke
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Apr 18, 2023 16:06
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that g ova there posted:I heard Lowtax collected group dick data during Goon Camp and sold the information to the Israelis lucky bastard
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BigBeefCity posted:lucky bastard it worked out real well for him in the end too
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Apr 18, 2023 16:20
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It's gonna depend on if you mean just the tip or horking down the whole shaft. Because I don't think more than one is gonna get into the throat.
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Cabbages and Kings posted:it worked out real well for him in the end too look I had no role placing this and whatever you thought was coming your way, isn't.
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goatface posted:It's gonna depend on if you mean just the tip or horking down the whole shaft. Because I don't think more than one is gonna get into the throat. Not with that attitude
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Not with that attitude Please do not describe people posting in the forum to try to make SA better as "thirty nerds" who are "sucking each other's dicks" "all day". User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.
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Apr 18, 2023 16:40
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2,439,782,120 dicks.
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kntfkr posted:Please do not describe people posting in the forum to try to make SA better as "thirty nerds" who are "sucking each other's dicks" "all day". User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. What’s weird is that I didn’t post that in GBS so I’m not sure what they meant by “forum to try to make SA better”.
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Apr 18, 2023 16:47
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If I get to use a blender first I can probably fit dozens.
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Apr 18, 2023 16:51
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:What’s weird is that I didn’t post that in GBS so I’m not sure what they meant by “forum to try to make SA better”. I dunno how you type that poo poo out and go tisk-tisk-tisk instead of laugh. It was really funny. Then I go to post about it and my home thread is closed cuz OP is banned, like wtf! Guess I'll just post in the dick sucking thread where I belong. Anyway, OP, the answer is 2. That's definitive.
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Apr 18, 2023 17:09
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The scientists over on xvideos have some interesting research into this
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Apr 18, 2023 17:10
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2 dicks good, 4 dicks bad
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Apr 18, 2023 17:12
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George Oralwell 1,984 Dicks Dick Farm
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Apr 18, 2023 17:12
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I had my mouth surgically enhanced so I can fit more dicks in it. This idea to being a billionaire off of sex work has been patented, do not steal
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Toxic Mental posted:The scientists over on xvideos have some interesting research into this Don't give my porn manager any ideas my overtime pay is even starting to not feel worth it.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You can't just stuff sausages in your mouth and call them penises. Maybe YOU can't but I assure you this can be done
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Apr 18, 2023 17:50
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goatface posted:It's gonna depend on if you mean just the tip or horking down the whole shaft. Because I don't think more than one is gonna get into the throat. Try harder.
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Apr 19, 2023 02:56
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The issue is that squeezing the rest of the penis havers bodies together will be difficult, so I would say 3 is the most while being sensible about the whole thing. 2 would probably be much more manageable. It sounds like work tbh.
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Tite Barnacle posted:Maybe YOU can't but I assure you this can be done Fine you can do it if you want to but it doesn't count towards your final dick score because they're not dicks. Yesterday I dimly suggested the only way to get 4 dicks on your mouth was to suspend the dick havers from the ceiling and intertwine their legs in such a way that the dicks were all aligned together. This was obviously stupid as hell because they could just lay on their back on the ground and do the same thing.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Ah, so 4 inches then. Well in that case.. 4 inches? Very troubling indeed.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Fine you can do it if you want to but it doesn't count towards your final dick score because they're not dicks. Now you're just complicating this whole dick and mouth thing.
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Look I already explained how you get four guys all at once is to get them as close together in a square then thrust their hips forward and angle their penises down.
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That's crazy enough to work. It'd be a tight squeeze getting in down there and they'd all need to be thin blokes with wide hips and really long dicks, but yeah. Using that method we might even be able to push it up to 5 or even 6 dicks.
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Judging from my research three is very rare and challenging. I really don't see how anyone can suck more dicks than that at once.Funky See Funky Do posted:That's crazy enough to work. It'd be a tight squeeze getting in down there and they'd all need to be thin blokes with wide hips and really long dicks, but yeah. Using that method we might even be able to push it up to 5 or even 6 dicks.
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