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Realistically speaking the answer is one. Two is everyone getting a bit rambunctious, but mostly just making a point. It's not going to be amazingly comfortable for anyone involved, but it's the upper limit of maybe someone is actually trying to have a good time. Anyone trying for three or more is literally just playing "How many dicks can I fit in my mouth?". It's really just naughty Tetris at that point. And then the answer is "Probably five, but you might need more people to hold some folks or at least be really careful of where everyone is stepping". And even then you are really pushing it, because the length of dick you'd need plus the size of mouth space available is hitting the upper limit. You'd get more done jacking two and sucking one, and maybe switching between who you are sucking and jerking every so often. There's nothing to prove, go out there and have a good time.
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no were proving how many dicks yu can fit in your mouth
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if you got some dudes with narrow hips and long dongs you can solidy get 5
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Jelly posted:I really don't see how anyone can suck more dicks than that at once. Nobody is talking about sucking or performing any kind of satisfying fellatio on the dicks. They've just got to fit in there. I also think we've strayed a little too far from the purpose of the thread and we're talking about how many dicks a hypothetical person could fit rather than our own limits. I think I could fit two, maybe 3 small ones.
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one million OP
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Apr 19, 2023 06:55
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Nah, There's a 'big' beliver 'certain parts, auto parts' It happens. Even to you
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Nobody is talking about sucking or performing any kind of satisfying fellatio on the dicks. They've just got to fit in there. You're underestimating yourself. Im pretty sure my gaping maw could stuff 4 dicks into it.  ...i just dont feel like it rn
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I gotta piss in bed. It drips down ro the small clay effigies that live under my bed.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I gotta piss in bed. It drips down ro the small clay effigies that live under my bed. Imagine the fungal spores colonizing your lungs rn
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Nobody is talking about sucking or performing any kind of satisfying fellatio on the dicks. They've just got to fit in there. Thank you This isn't the fellatio world cup, we are trying to rules-lawyer as many human penises into our mouths à la Chubby Bunny If you choose hard dicks over soft dicks that's just bad strategy 
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PinheadSlim posted:Thank you If anyone follows down the logical path of this post please be sure to tell my uncle larry hello and I hope he rots in prison and later in hell
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We need someone that's thought long and deeply about this. Someone that has not simply thought about it but has academically considered the matter. We need Cyrano4747.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Fine you can do it if you want to but it doesn't count towards your final dick score because they're not dicks. Thinking about it, you could have one guy with a really long dick lying face-up under another similarly positioned guy, with guy2's dick poking through the upper thigh gap of guy1, so their dicks could be easily sucked tiogether (by a cocksucker with a large enough mouth). Also guy3 under guy2, but he'd need a super- long wingwang, and girthy too, so it didn't break. Sucking four cocks this way? Just plausible, if you could find a volunteer with such an extremely large dingdong. I think, realistically, that three cocks would be the limit.
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BigBadSteve posted:Thinking about it, you could have one guy with a really long dick lying face-up under another similarly positioned guy, with guy2's dick poking through the upper thigh gap of guy1, so their dicks could be easily sucked tiogether (by a cocksucker with a large enough mouth). Just think in four dimensions. A testicle tesseract.
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Oh my god. The OP never said "at the same time".
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PinheadSlim posted:
Whoa this changes everything 
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If you hammer them flat first you can probably increase your dpm (dicks per mouthful).
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You didn't say it had to be 'at the same time', OP. So, on a long enough timescale, I'd say all of them.
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They didn't specify human either.
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If your mouth were a black hole you could theoretically fit all the dicks in your mouth, condensing them infinitely into a dick singularity
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If the dicks were as small as mine I could likely fit a few dozen
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Oh my god. The OP never said "at the same time". exactly. Tite Barnacle posted:If the dicks were as small as mine I could likely fit a few dozen shrimp dinner
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Oh my god. The OP never said "at the same time". In that case, like 30 miles of dicks, all coupled together like a weird little fleshy train. Toot toot!
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20 Blunts posted:
You vastly overestimate what I've got going on over here
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so ducks have corkscrew penises, right? what happens if they, like, get tangled up on each other? would that lower the density needed to fit them?
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Human wasn’t specified, so one could fit thousands of gnats (and their dicks) into your mouth!
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How many dicks can you fit in your rear end at the same time OP? Just wondering for science.
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thanks OP for reminding me of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7MBGpZK9wg
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How ever many dicks OP can fit in their mouth, I can fit that many +1. 
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_(nickname)
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:so ducks have corkscrew penises, right? what happens if they, like, get tangled up on each other? would that lower the density needed to fit them? This is how you get a Duck Dick King.
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Four, much like my rating of this thread.
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Uhm the default at least is, one, your own. who amongst us has not either attempted self-fellatio or were successful in self-fellatio? Excuse me, i guess the term is autofellatio. https://www.quora.com/Is-it-gay-if-I-perform-auto-fellatio-on-myself huh, there are more articles about this then I thought. https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a28412362/auto-fellatio-history/ "Maybe get an assist from a friend or partner to help press down your legs." blight rhino fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Apr 20, 2023 |
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wesleywillis posted:How many dicks can you fit in your rear end at the same time OP? free him.
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blight rhino posted:Uhm the default at least is, one, your own. Kinda sexist to assume that everyone itt with dicks in their mouth has one of their own
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Two if they're average, three if they're small. But more than one is just for psychological hotness. It's not good head.
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Stoatbringer posted:All at once or sequentially? This is the question that matters.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Kinda sexist to assume that everyone itt with dicks in their mouth has one of their own If you work hard, maybe one day...
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