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Maximum number of dicks in the mouth
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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

I'm pretty sure that if it came down to it (lol) I could manage 4, I've got a pretty big mouth. Seems like it would be tough to get the dudes lined up, unless we're talking severed dicks here...

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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Does a big clit count as a dick

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Are we talking purely the number of average size dicks that can physically fit for like a second or two - OR - how many I could actually do a decent job bringing to completion? Because honestly good dick sucking looks like it's quite a skilled job and I'm not sure I could do a good enough job on more than a single dong.

Anyway let me know when you get to the practical phase of the research.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Ratios and Tendency posted:

Does a big clit count as a dick

How big we talking here?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How big we talking here?

let's say about thumb sized

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BigBeefCity posted:

let's say about thumb sized

I’d say it counts for our study then

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


I think any clits bigger than the smallest dick should qualify.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

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Maybe 3 if I'm feeling generous

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I think four of they could be arranged properly and they weren't too huge.

But as noted it would be pretty much for novelty purposes.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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I've given it a lot of thought over the past week and I just don't know. Nobody can. The average dick in the universe could be many times larger than a human mouth or so small that billions could fit in there. It's a mystery for the ages.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

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I think going more than 3 is either how the Joker got his scars or how he got the role

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Apr 6, 2011

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Best I can do is 50 dicks

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Also it depends on whether the cocksucker still has any of their own teeth.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


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BigBadSteve posted:

Also it depends on whether the cocksucker still has any of their own teeth.

The question is about you.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I've given it a lot of thought over the past week and I just don't know. Nobody can. The average dick in the universe could be many times larger than a human mouth or so small that billions could fit in there. It's a mystery for the ages.

How many angel dicks can dance in the OP's mouth?

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Apr 6, 2011

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The Moon Monster posted:

How many angel dicks can dance in the OP's mouth?

Alright folks. I got in contact with the good folks at CERN and we’ve got 5 minutes on the Large Hardon Collider. It cost me my life’s savings, my house, and my marriage but I think it’ll be worth it to finally answer the most important question of our time.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

goatface posted:

The question is about you.

I have all my teeth, so maybe two fewer dicks than the toothless.

Also, surely more than one of you was made a little "curious" by reading this thread and have since tried stuffing in an extra cock or two into your gaping maws. Pls post your trip reports!

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Has anybody ITT invented a compression algorithm as a result yet?

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Apr 6, 2011

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LividLiquid posted:

Has anybody ITT invented a compression algorithm as a result yet?

I believe black holes were discussed, yes.

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