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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Juice jackin’ is back in the news boys. The fbi even tweeted about the dangers! Work is emailing me warnings!

Have you ever been juice jacked, or know someone who has?

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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
power tuggin

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


tried with orange juice but it stings a bit when it gets in your pee hole, 2/10 not worth it

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
pooh's jackin

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I jacked all the juice out now it's just puffs of dust.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
juice jackin' is out

it's all about wheezin' the juice now

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

I find that a papaya mango blend hits the jackin' sweet spot.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
2 cats back to back jackin

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019


I daren't spill me juissance

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
GEORGE IS GETTIN JUICED BABY

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
God, finally, been waiting for a good juice jackin'. hope it happens soon...........

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

juice jackin is tired u gotta joose jack now its the new (old) thing

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

GEORGE IS GETTIN JUICED BABY

They jacked my juice, Jerry. My juice!!

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
don't try this at home


unsafe


hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i got my juice jacked :sigh:

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I don't even own a phone :smug:

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

STABASS posted:

I don't even own a phone :smug:

liar you're posting

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

My friend’s brother once joined a fruit-juice pyramid scheme whose catchphrase was “Get JACKED on the JUICE!!!”

Perhaps it was even more suspicious than I first thought…

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Is this poo poo just another boomer freak out like “rainbow parties”, or do I really have to worry about getting my juice jacked!?!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Juice weeeezin’ is more my speedy, buuuuddy.

Hey guys, guess which celebrity I am!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Is this poo poo just another boomer freak out like “rainbow parties”, or do I really have to worry about getting my juice jacked!?!

I saw on nextdoor that teenagers are driving around in a white Corolla jackin juice so be on the lookout

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I’m at the airport, and need juice :ohdear:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Flowers for QAnon posted:

I’m at the airport, and need juice :ohdear:

Looks like you’re gonna need to jack op

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


We need to stop the global juice jacking agenda.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





The juice is loose!

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
A lotta y’all still don’t get it. It’s essential to save your juice so it can be slurped, in order to create multiple new apes.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
drat just went to check my juice and someone jacked it! :mad:

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Anyone ever thought to put their balls and/or titties in a juicero press? Just food for thought.

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
Been so long it's gonna be like a wax dart shooting out

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Counterpoint: juice jillin :shlick:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

YeahTubaMike posted:

Counterpoint: juice jillin :shlick:

Reported

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm the juice jacker OP.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

The thread title keeps reminding me of something but until now I couldn't figure out what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_5o0EBgdjk

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

If you touch my stash of of first run private reserve joose I will loving kill you

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

YeahTubaMike posted:

Counterpoint: juice jillin :shlick:

Is this an additional threat to my security!?!

I am woefully unprotected and vulnerable to multiple attack vectors :(

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Flowers for QAnon posted:

Is this an additional threat to my security!?!

I am woefully unprotected and vulnerable to multiple attack vectors :(

It's actually a security treat.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cock bang to anal swagger pussy flagellum pipeline

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Cock bang to anal swagger pussy flagellum pipeline

Now I gotta change my password again

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Tite Barnacle posted:

Now I gotta change my password again
Funny that's my bitcoin recovery phrase too

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