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Oops All Crumbles - a bag of chips but it's all the crumbly saucy bits from the bottom, best eaten with a spoon
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carbon fiber stilts
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Having other people work while you profit from their labor.
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Apr 20, 2023 01:08
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make an app that is just an addictive interface with spreadsheet guts make lovely music and pack amphitheaters with idiots for 3 decades (actuallyl this one probably doesn't work) have $999,999,999 in the bank and sue a poor person for the rest just like be entrepreneurial look up "creative boss"
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Apr 20, 2023 01:09
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a potato masher that is also a weed pipe so you can smoke while you make mashed potatoes
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Walking Around Insurance
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submarine sandwich restaurant where all the subs are premade and are encased in little submarines that scoot around an aquarium and you pick your sub with a little fishing rod and reel it in
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Apr 20, 2023 01:12
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OP is trying to get you guys to give it up for free and you're falling for it. Wise up, friends.
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A motorized cup that can be mounted on a handless wrist. It has several interchangeable attachments for the kitchen like knives, whisks, mixers, immersion blender.
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Apr 20, 2023 01:14
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completely revolutionize transportation and personally see to the manufacturing process and change the world bro
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:OP is trying to get you guys to give it up for free and you're falling for it. Wise up, friends. actually i own patents on all my ideas and i just wait for gullible OPs to steal them, then i sue and negotiate for a cut of royalties without having to do any of the work.
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Goatse museum.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:actually i own patents on all my ideas and i just wait for gullible OPs to steal them, then i sue and negotiate for a cut of royalties without having to do any of the work. holy poo poo that's a great idea, do you have a patent on it?
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when I was a kid playing videogames on the TV at my grandparents' house one day, my grandad and grandma came in and said, "You're smart, right? [I wasn't] You should invent a thing where when the tv screen isn't being used it bounces around an image and the screen doesn't break." I said, "Like a screensaver?" They replied, "No, it should work when the TV is off." I never did figure out what they meant but they seemed sure it would be a best seller so I think the OP should figure it out and do that.
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Log082 posted:when I was a kid playing videogames on the TV at my grandparents' house one day, my grandad and grandma came in and said, "You're smart, right? [I wasn't] You should invent a thing where when the tv screen isn't being used it bounces around an image and the screen doesn't break." I'm far too busy crushing chips under my feet getting my business off the ground
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pizza grease resistant posting gloves
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DJ Bread - specially formulated bread crust sounds like a record scratch when cut with a bread knife
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one word: polkaverse
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start a restaurant chain that features girls with big titties as servers and sell lovely cheap beer and chicken parts with sauce to idiot rubes with no taste you could call it honker's and have a goose with big titties as the logo e: voted 2 e2: changed my vote to 1 dee eight fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Apr 20, 2023 |
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Diet mountain dew
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bread that comes pre-sliced in the bag
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wesleywillis posted:Diet mountain dew Extra Calorie Mountain Dew
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dee eight posted:start a restaurant chain that features girls with big titties as servers and sell lovely cheap beer and chicken parts with sauce to idiot rubes with no taste Please tell me they'll sit at my table when I order 
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a snuggie with no arm holes
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Special dog breed that never shits, just gets bigger
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a robot that ties your shoes for you
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booze shoes
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Extra Calorie Mountain Dew Ranch dressing and bacon grease Mountain Dew. Now with bits of mayonnaise floating in it like Orbitz!
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Apr 20, 2023 03:09
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ending capitalism
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Extra Calorie Mountain Dew This could absolutely work. Riffing on this a bit... Bullet Mountain Dew. Dump a bunch of MCT oil in Mountain Dew and sell it for a mint; just like Bullet Coffee.
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Diet bullets
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Space Fat Camp
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Vacuum cleaner where the roller thing doesn't get caked with hair.
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Postcast, it's like a podcast but it's forum posts
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pills that make your cum different flavors
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A hybrid microgreen marijuana strain.
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Apr 20, 2023 03:28
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car tires made of weed so when u do a burnout everyone gets high
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affordable housing
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string cheese thats twice as long as normal
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I had this conversation with my mom years ago. "If you had no morals or ethics, what could you do to scam people for a ton of money?" We came up with Ghost Bracelets. A copper bracelet or whatever that protected you from ghosts. We actually discussed it in a eyes-sideways kind of conversation. Ghost Bracelets protect you from ghosts of course. I suggested a $50 price point and my mom just laughed and said, "$200, minimum". We may have been drinking. I still think it's a solid idea for a scam.
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